Ultra Rare Glass for Sale.

[kingpin]

Serious buyers only please.
PM me with offer.

I have a galvanized steel garbage can with about 50lbs of broken glass in it.
Most of the glass is from a batch of picture frames from 30 years ago.

You can do anything with this glass.
Grind it down and feed it to your best friend.
Grind it down again and put it in the cars air vents of your ex so they can inhale the fresh aroma of glass.
Use it for cutting rope, plastic, veins.

A myriad of uses.
Best of all you don't have to worry about it breaking during shipping. :D

dirt, cardboard and tube of caulk are bonuses included in the price.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n130/kingpin111/IMG_20121113_170322_zps230a5b81.jpg

[DAB]

standard glass or museum glass?

i'm not selling anything. :DAB:

[Truck Guy]

My bid...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1025kiss.com/files/2011/01/TwoCents.gif

:D

[NeedSpeed]

Doesn't look pure :skep:

[kingpin]

standard glass or museum glass?

i'm not selling anything. :DAB:

There is a mix of regular float glass, UV glass, and museum glass in there. :hurray:

What's your offer?

[mrvette]

Only ting RARE about that glass is the pure Kanuckistanian air that blew it out.......

:dance:

[jda67gta]

1982 glass. Hmm...:leaving:

[DAB]

My bid...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1025kiss.com/files/2011/01/TwoCents.gif

:D

he only accepts

http://www.coinnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2010-Royal-Canadian-Mint-Specimen-Set-Coins.jpg

[DAB]

There is a mix of regular float glass, UV glass, and museum glass in there. :hurray:

What's your offer?

a can of sawdust.

[kingpin]

My bid...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1025kiss.com/files/2011/01/TwoCents.gif

:D

My glass is worth more than that. :toetap:

Doesn't look pure :skep:

It's not that kind of glass. :slap:

Only ting RARE about that glass is the pure Kanuckistanian air that blew it out.......

:dance:

:dance:

[bradc6]

Does the can have a lid?

[DAB]

Does the can have a lid?

oh, so you're interested in the upgrade package....obviously an educated consumer....

[bradc6]

oh, so you're interested in the upgrade package....obviously an educated consumer....

I don't buy projects, I like for them to be complete.

[kingpin]

Does the can have a lid?

Sorry I won't ship to Florida.

Next!

[DAB]

I don't buy projects, I like for them to be complete.

well of course.

sadly, this seller mostly has projects available, but let me check with his agent and see what else is available....:dance:

[bradc6]

Sorry I won't ship to Florida.

Next!

Crap, I was gonna use all the Canadian coins that the snowbirds keep bringing us.

[kingpin]

Crap, I was gonna use all the Canadian coins that the snowbirds keep bringing us.

:lol:

I was cut off by some dude with Florida plates a couple days ago on the highway.
I was about to go Rotor on him but figured he was here for a break and I just drove off.

[DukeAllen]

All I can offer
http://www.slick.com/graphics/yellinghillarybillfront.jpg

[The_Dude]

http://www.saltypeaks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Banshee-Bungee-Bag-O-Glass-Salty-Peaks-340x200.jpg

[DAB]

:lol:

I was cut off by some dude with Florida plates a couple days ago on the highway.
I was about to go Rotor on him but figured he was here for a break and I just drove off.

what sane person would go to Canada in November for a break from Florida? unless he was married to some nut job wife who was busy chasing generals?

that i could see....

it's not like they are playing hockey yet. :hide:

[Truck Guy]

he only accepts

http://www.coinnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2010-Royal-Canadian-Mint-Specimen-Set-Coins.jpgOK, ok...

http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/quebecmoney.jpg :D

[kingpin]

what sane person would go to Canada in November for a break from Florida? unless he was married to some nut job wife who was busy chasing generals?

that i could see....

it's not like they are playing hockey yet. :hide:

Maybe he was trying to get away from his crazy neighbour. :bilmem:

[DAB]

Maybe he was trying to get away from his crazy neighbour. :bilmem:

gotta be pretty desperate to flee to Canada. better buy a coat first thing too. you sit too long on a cold park bench, you'll get polaroids. :yesnod::yesnod:

[VatorMan]

gotta be pretty desperate to flee to Canada. better buy a coat first thing too. you sit too long on a cold park bench, you'll get polaroids. :yesnod::yesnod:

So maybe LATB wasn't kidding....

[Jeff '79]

No rocks and all guff??? Forget it !:slap:

[Rob]

http://www.saltypeaks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Banshee-Bungee-Bag-O-Glass-Salty-Peaks-340x200.jpg

Firsh thing I thought of :rofl:

[OddBall]

Do you guarantee this glass?

[DAB]

Do you guarantee this glass?

warranty void upon payment of invoice, no checks, no substitutions, no shirt no service, no pets allowed, no running, no skipping, no spitting, no cussing (really? damn), no holding your breath, no kissing, no cuddling, no fooling around, no fishing, no hunting, no stepping on cracks, no drugs, no smoking, no burnouts, no speeding, no backtalking, no cell phone use, no toe tapping, and finally, no questions!!!

[OddBall]

No spitting?

Pass.

[DAB]

No spitting?

Pass.

you could drool...

[OddBall]

you could drool...

ain't the same

[xXBUDXx]

warranty void upon payment of invoice, no checks, no substitutions, no shirt no service, no pets allowed, no running, no skipping, no spitting, no cussing (really? damn), no holding your breath, no kissing, no cuddling, no fooling around, no fishing, no hunting, no stepping on cracks, no drugs, no smoking, no burnouts, no speeding, no backtalking, no cell phone use, no toe tapping, and finally, no questions!!!

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[DAB]

i knew i had seen a longer version from Bart in the past. :hurray:

hmmm....looks like i can still drool. :yesnod:

[Bill]

Look, as tempting as that sounds, I am not buying any deal that does not include some improperly cut felt matting.

I'm out.

[DAB]

Look, as tempting as that sounds, I am not buying any deal that does not include some improperly cut felt matting.

I'm out.

you'd need to sign the bio-hazard waiver, as that item normally comes covered in blood.

[Bill]

you'd need to sign the bio-hazard waiver, as that item normally comes covered in blood.

The coolest stuff usually does.

[Fasglas]

The coolest stuff usually does.

Speaking of cool stuff, how aboat a trade?

1 Case of BLADELESS KNIVES WITHOUT HANDLES.

Ultra rare. Guaranteed to have never been used.

[Bill]

Speaking of cool stuff, how aboat a trade?

1 Case of BLADELESS KNIVES WITHOUT HANDLES.

Ultra rare. Guaranteed to have never been used.

Hmm, sounds OK, but will need more cowbell to make the deal work.

[kingpin]

Look, as tempting as that sounds, I am not buying any deal that does not include some improperly cut felt matting.

I'm out.

If you're talking about suede mats than fugaddaboudit!
That shits gold in this industry.

Best I can do is some old underwear glued to some cardboard.
Are you in?

[acevette2001]

..... how much for just the empty tube of caulk? :confused5:

[Blademaker]

Could we work out a trade for a bucket of steel dust?

1095, 15N20, 01, A2, ATS-34, 1084, 1018, D2, L6, 1070, 5160.

All in a nice mix. :seasix:

[snide]

..... how much for just the empty tube of caulk? :confused5:

White caulk or black caulk?

Caulk Home And Garden Show - YouTube

[DAB]

Could we work out a trade for a bucket of steel dust?

1095, 15N20, 01, A2, ATS-34, 1084, 1018, D2, L6, 1070, 5160.

All in a nice mix. :seasix:

Shoot. My trash can of sawdust just got outbid.

[kingpin]

..... how much for just the empty tube of caulk? :confused5:

It is a large caulk so make me an offer.

Could we work out a trade for a bucket of steel dust?

1095, 15N20, 01, A2, ATS-34, 1084, 1018, D2, L6, 1070, 5160.

All in a nice mix. :seasix:

Sorry that shit wouldn't wouldn't get through customs. Detectors would go off like crazy.

Shoot. My trash can of sawdust just got outbid.

You're still in the running. :yesnod:

[acevette2001]

White caulk or black caulk?

whichever one is easier...... :leaving:

[Milton Fox]

Wish I had the space to store it! :island14:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

It is a large caulk so make me an offer.
You fukin Canadian faggot. Take that shit somewhere else.

[Sea Six]

:funnier:

How'd I miss this jewel?

I bid 1¢. Seller pays shipping. :hurray:

[Jeff '79]

If you're talking about suede mats than fugaddaboudit!
That shits gold in this industry.

Best I can do is some old underwear glued to some cardboard.
Are you in?

:rofl::rofl:

[NCC-1701]

Will Zaino harm the clear coat finish on some of that antique glass...

[kingpin]

Sold! Thanks for all your interest but it was sold locally. :hurray:

[Bucwheat]

Put it on Ebay,some Idiot will buy it. Post no reserve.:seasix: