Something patriotic for my fellow distressed Americans [Archive]

DukeAllen

11-08-2012, 4:11pm

Better than a pic of snow, eh?:D
http://quantumconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/flag-bikini-2622.jpg

Sweet 90

11-08-2012, 4:24pm

Better than a pic of snow, eh?:D

Most definitely:seasix:
Is that some of the "Free Shit" y'all been talking about?:)

DukeAllen

11-08-2012, 4:53pm

I get the feeling none of us could afford her:lol:

nutz4c4

11-08-2012, 5:22pm

I get the feeling none of us could afford her:lol:

Looks HIGH maintaince...:shots:

PLRX

11-08-2012, 5:27pm

Looks HIGH maintaince...:shots:

Which one isn't?

nutz4c4

11-08-2012, 5:31pm

Which one isn't?

Even the fugly ones are...:rofl:

Sweet 90

11-08-2012, 5:37pm

Even the fugly ones are...:rofl:

Are you quoting from real life experiences Mikey?:D

DukeAllen

11-08-2012, 6:10pm

Hey it's easy to make any dog a beauty
http://static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com/photos%2FLight_switch_.jpg
http://www.ledr.com/colours/black.jpg

PLRX

11-08-2012, 7:40pm

or

http://sexpertjaneblow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/n824153_41352606_97212.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lGh987tFZyQ/Tslbaqtt8KI/AAAAAAAADH0/RkjrzsX8Aos/s1600/IMG_0714.JPG

DukeAllen

11-08-2012, 7:45pm

Or this for the bag, then the light switch
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/1692243-173589-bottle-of-whiskey-or-cognac-inside-paper-bag-isolated-on-white-background-with-clipping-path.jpg

Frizlefrak

11-08-2012, 9:16pm

This would get me banned at the other place.....

Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights - YouTube

PLRX

11-08-2012, 10:19pm

^those guys rule :lol:

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 7:54am

Just think positive thoughts.
http://waktattoos.com/large/Flags_tattoo_433.png

Sweet 90

11-09-2012, 11:01am

Or this for the bag, then the light switch
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/1692243-173589-bottle-of-whiskey-or-cognac-inside-paper-bag-isolated-on-white-background-with-clipping-path.jpg

For extra security, I highly recommend the double bag procedure. One for her and one for you, just in case hers falls off:D

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 2:42pm

Are you quoting from real life experiences Mikey?:D

Sweets....I will never tell..:shots:

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 3:18pm

Hey, sometimes it's last call, your viagra is kicking in, you gotta do what ya gotta do...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UjNe8eCF9eo/TrrvVutYB8I/AAAAAAAAAIY/xj8JOWG47hU/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg
:rofl:

Sweet 90

11-09-2012, 3:23pm

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 3:27pm

Hell I thought it was a giant redwood.

Sweet 90

11-09-2012, 3:32pm

Hell I thought it was a giant redwood.

Thank God they're protected:D

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 3:38pm

That is so wrong on so many levels...WTF did I put my eye bleach..:shots:

Sweet 90

11-09-2012, 4:12pm

That is so wrong on so many levels...WTF did I put my eye bleach..:shots:

Isn't that the same Beluga they had posed, er I mean beached on a C4 a while back?

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 4:43pm

Isn't that the same Beluga they had posed, er I mean beached on a C4 a while back?

Pretty sure you're right

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 4:56pm

I didn't find it on C4, but she's big enough for two web pages:lol:

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 4:57pm

Eye bleach
http://www.veiled-chameleon.com/weblog/httpdocs/images/blogcontent/americanbikini.jpg

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 4:58pm

Pretty sure Bushrot and Puker erased all the evidence....:shots:

Taurus

11-09-2012, 5:14pm

Pretty sure Bushrot and Puker erased all the evidence....:shots:

Pretty sure Pete still has it:seasix:

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 5:24pm

Pretty sure Pete still has it:seasix:

I'll bet he does....:dance:

Sweet 90

11-09-2012, 5:26pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UjNe8eCF9eo/TrrvVutYB8I/AAAAAAAAAIY/xj8JOWG47hU/s1600/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/fat-girl-corvette.jpg

I'm thinking not, but they are probably sisters:lol:

Frizlefrak

11-09-2012, 5:39pm

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/fat-girl-corvette.jpg

I'm thinking not, but they are probably sisters:lol:

Jesus H. Christ.....just when I'm done barfing from the first pic, along comes round 2. Please don't post a third....I'm already bringing up bile. :stop:

DukeAllen

11-09-2012, 6:15pm

Take deep breaths and open your eyes slowly...
http://www.corvetteexcitement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sexy-hot-lingerie-z06.jpg

nutz4c4

11-09-2012, 6:18pm

Take deep breaths and open your eyes slowly...
http://www.corvetteexcitement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sexy-hot-lingerie-z06.jpg

Phew!!!!! :shots::shots::shots:

PLRX

11-09-2012, 7:25pm

Pretty sure Pete still has it:seasix:

which one Jon?

Frizlefrak

11-09-2012, 8:02pm

Take deep breaths and open your eyes slowly...
http://www.corvetteexcitement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sexy-hot-lingerie-z06.jpg

Oh thank God. :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

I'd ride that like a rented mule.

C4fan

11-09-2012, 10:25pm

I didn't find it on C4, but she's big enough for two web pages:lol:

Notice Bobby hasn't commented on this. That's because his dial up is still trying to upload the first fat chick. :lol:

PLRX

11-09-2012, 11:39pm

Notice Bobby hasn't commented on this. That's because his dial up is still trying to upload the first fat chick. :lol:

damn

Is it a 56k?

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

11-10-2012, 4:02am

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/flabfolders.jpg

That poor fence post!!

I think she works as a file cabinet. The post forces flab up to form flab folders for forms, documents, photos, dvd's, shoes, kayaks and the homeless....

DukeAllen

11-10-2012, 8:11am

damn

Is it a 56k?

Naw I'd call that 600lbs max:lol:

Pete K

11-10-2012, 1:40pm

Better than a pic of snow, eh?:D
http://quantumconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/flag-bikini-2622.jpg

I am saluting her now :hurray:

C4fan

11-10-2012, 7:14pm

Naw I'd call that 600lbs max:lol:

Shit Duke I just spit my Crown n coke all over my laptop.:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

five-oh

11-11-2012, 7:20am

Notice Bobby hasn't commented on this. That's because his dial up is still trying to upload the first fat chick. :lol: I leave you guys alone for a couple days and find this when I get back..Y'all are some sick puppies.:lol:
My dial up refused to upload that much ugly at one time...

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

11-12-2012, 2:14am

I leave you guys alone for a couple days and find this when I get back..Y'all are some sick puppies.:lol:
My dial up refused to upload that much ugly at one time...

Dial up? You mean you upgraded from telegraph?

DukeAllen

11-12-2012, 7:58am

Dial up? You mean you upgraded from telegraph?

He had telegraph? The pony express horses were starting to look too good?:rofl:

five-oh

11-12-2012, 1:48pm

Dial up? You mean you upgraded from telegraph?

Yes. It was a hard decision, but the telegraph key kept sticking. For some reason, when I'd say "Bunky, you are a nice old chap" it came out "Bunky, you are a little prick." :lol:

five-oh

11-12-2012, 1:50pm

He had telegraph? The pony express horses were starting to look too good?:rofl:

And the horses look better than the whales ya'll have been posting. :D
Besides, I'm familiar with horses' posteriors....I spend my spare time here on VB with alot of 'em. :rofl:

DukeAllen

11-12-2012, 3:28pm

And the horses look better than the whales ya'll have been posting. :D

True. But you have to get tired of them saying Nayyyy:D

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

11-12-2012, 6:25pm

Yes. It was a hard decision, but the telegraph key kept sticking. For some reason, when I'd say "Bunky, you are a nice old chap" it came out "Bunky, you are a little prick." :lol:

Yup, that Arkansa High Speed stuff can be pretty tricky...

I remember a story of an Arky farmer who ran his phone service on a couple strands of his barbed wire fence. Worked fine until someone opened the gate and all his calls crashed..:rofl:

Sweet 90

11-13-2012, 10:25am

Besides, I'm familiar with horses' posteriors...

Who would have ever guessed???:D

PLRX

11-23-2012, 12:29pm

Obama Administration Responds to Secession Petition - YouTube

Sweet 90

11-23-2012, 1:02pm

Obama Administration Responds to Secession Petition - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQV_YKBvxbc)
:rofl:
Even though that's a parody, I'll bet in reality, that will be exactly as it goes down.:seasix:

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84

11-23-2012, 6:12pm

Yup! And that fat bat-wielding dousche bag prick would be the first casualty with a hole between his eyes...

:)

Frizlefrak

11-24-2012, 12:14am

Yup! And that fat bat-wielding dousche bag prick would be the first casualty with a hole between his eyes...

:)

Yep....I've got an I.E.D. of my own.....Italian Eradication Device. :yesnod:

PLRX

11-24-2012, 2:20pm

http://www.rockwallgop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Man-did-it-to-himself.jpg