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NeedSpeed
11-07-2012, 4:30pm
Screw some Zombies,

Fifty wild elephants went on a drunken rampage after downing 18 containers of mahua, a powerful alcoholic brew, in India.

Herd of Indian elephants go on drunken rampage after mammoth booze session | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917124-herd-of-elephants-go-on-drunken-rampage-after-booze-session)

:willy:

The trunk and disorderly mammals ransacked a shop, three houses and ruined crops in the eastern village of Dumurkota, India.

Police say the gang of over-the-limit tuskers downed more than 500litres of moonshine alcohol, managing to drink the place dry in a matter of minutes.

The unruly mob demolished dozens of houses in their desperate hunt for more booze after hoovering up the hard stuff in record time.

Local police officer Asish Samanat said the drunken elephants were more 'aggressive' than usual after their mammoth drinking session.

'Unfortunately these animals live in close proximity to man and they recognised the smell of the drink,' he explained.

'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.'

Police and villagers eventually restored order by herding the elephants over a local river back to their normal migration route.

Officer Samanat added: 'They'll have one heck of a hangover.'

Last month an elephant at a zoo in Vienna become an overnight celebrity after he was recorded imitating human speech.

Read more: Herd of Indian elephants go on drunken rampage after mammoth booze session | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917124-herd-of-elephants-go-on-drunken-rampage-after-booze-session#ixzz2BZfKahsW)

Jobaka
11-07-2012, 4:34pm
Gotta hide the good stuff from those pesky elephants.

http://multiki-kartinki.narod.ru/dambo/Dumbo20.jpg

Bill
11-07-2012, 4:37pm
If those elephants had instead smoked a few bowls, they wouldn't have destroyed ANY houses.....maybe just eaten a few fields of hay or something.

NeedSpeed
11-07-2012, 4:38pm
If those elephants had instead smoked a few bowls, they wouldn't have destroyed ANY houses.....maybe just eaten a few fields of hay or something.

:funnier:

xXBUDXx
11-07-2012, 4:41pm
Gotta hide the good stuff from those pesky elephants.


They will be posting here, any minute now.

Bill
11-07-2012, 4:42pm
They will be posting here, any minute now.

Maybe....they all have customer service jobs now, so they have computer access.

"Yes, yes, hello, sir, this is Dumbo. I am pleasing to be thanking you for your business today sir."

Bucwheat
11-07-2012, 4:47pm
Must have sounded like an earth quake with 50 elephants running through town.

OddBall
11-07-2012, 4:48pm
do drunk elephants see pink people?