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RED-85-Z51
11-02-2012, 9:15pm
Best episode ever...

The last product, the plate topper device...

Guy walks in, and clearly has a very marketable, desirable, and highly profitable product, with 1mill in product orders, etc...

He walks in asking for 5% equity for 90,000 dollars. Meaking he valuated his product and company @ 1.8 million.

Now, Kevin offered him 0 equity, but 5% royalty for 90,000....the dude was like "well yeah thanks but.....any other offers?"

And lori, the QVC lady jumps in and says...she will give 900,000 for just 30%...meaning she valuated it at like 3.5million (I suck at math). He though on the offer, and then..

Damon (FUBU dude) jumped in and offered him 1million for 25%...or a 4million dollar evaluation.

At this point, he starts ti stammer some, and starts to suggest that he thinks the business is worth much more, but states he will not reveal what he thinks its "really worth"...

Damon backs out and says the dude is too sly for him...

Lori also retracts her offer and reverts back to the original asking valuation of 1.8 million...(5% for 90K)....Then the dude says "okay....Im still accepting other offers.

Kevin Herjavek...drops out...

Mark Cuban...drops out...

He goes back to Lori, but not before harassing Mark for a few minutes.

He goes to Lori and says that he feels the business is worth ...15,000,000 bucks. She sticks to the initial offer for him, and he says "Well...okay, all you other sharks, im accepting any legit cash offers".

Lori drops her offer to 90K for 8%...dropping the companies valuation to only 750,000....

He reluctantly accepted the 85 for 90K offer.

Greed, is a mother****er, aint it?:rofl:

Aerovette
11-02-2012, 10:30pm
He was extremely disrespectful of Lori. He just did not want to acknowledge her existence after his phone call. He appeared to only be interested in doing a deal with the guys.

CubSmurf
11-03-2012, 2:13pm
Wish they all would have dropped out. Lori is going to be rich off that guy though.

Cybercowboy
11-03-2012, 3:07pm
What is a plate topper device? I don't need anything on top of my plate. Please tell me it's not a way to cover your half-eaten plate of food so you can put it in the fridge.

Cybercowboy
11-03-2012, 3:35pm
Ok I won't tell you. :leaving:

PlateTopper | Plate, meet your new best friend (http://platetopper.com/)

Oh fer cryin' out loud.

mrvette
11-03-2012, 4:09pm
Ok I won't tell you. :leaving:

PlateTopper | Plate, meet your new best friend (http://platetopper.com/)

I have a serious better idea than that, and would guarantee if on QVC or some such, it would move 3 million units, easy, depending on their viewership....put it in Walmart and it's an easy 20 million units.....

I want fifty cents/unit royalties,......that damn simple.....


got a prototype in use every damn day......

dead serious.....


:seasix:

RED-85-Z51
11-03-2012, 8:40pm
Kevin's a douche rocket. I'd laugh if someone decked him.

Thing is...he is VERY successful and everything he touches turns to Gold. People insult his intelligence when they want him to use his time, resources, and $$$ to build their business for a measely 5% equity.

When you are a multi-Billionaire and people come to you wanting money...you can afford to be a dickhead all day long.

RED-85-Z51
11-04-2012, 9:40am
He's a douche worse than Trump and deserves less respect.

Is Damon any less douchey? He is usually 1st one out...if he cant get control or near control of the company. He in general sems to want the highest percentage of all the sharks.

Aerovette
11-04-2012, 11:21pm
If I were rich, I'd be a dickhead. Instead, I am just a poor dickhead.:lol: