[PICS] Took the dogs to the dog park and met a cute girl :) [Archive]

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 7:49pm

We exchanged numbers and are going out to dinner on Friday. She's exited that I am picking her up in the T-bucket, too :)

Mom with some of the dogs:
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Enter the cute chick :)
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The black chick was kind of rude and a bitch to everyone there. :(
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And per usual, my dad's mini-dachschund, Freddy, is always horny.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/20121027_142117.jpg

Joebuck, take notes and get a dog!!!!! :yesnod:

lspencer534

10-31-2012, 7:51pm

Noice! :seasix:

Blademaker

10-31-2012, 7:52pm

Don't Joebuck the date........

MrPeabody

10-31-2012, 8:07pm

Show her what huge amounts of liquor you are able to drink. Chicks love that.

MEANZ06

10-31-2012, 8:09pm

Show her what huge amounts of liquor you are able to drink. Chicks love that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Torqaholic

10-31-2012, 8:11pm

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/20121027_142106.jpg

That poodle needs a step ladder :rofl:

kingpin

10-31-2012, 8:12pm

I bet she loved all the creepy photos you took. :lol:

:cheers:

MEANZ06

10-31-2012, 8:14pm

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/20121027_142106.jpg

That poodle needs a step ladder :rofl:

The one in the foreground too!... :rofl:

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 8:18pm

Don't Joebuck the date........

I won't and I have a much better chance than Joebuck of her showing up :thumbs:

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 8:18pm

I bet she loved all the creepy photos you took. :lol:

:cheers:

She saw me taking pics and I showed them to both chicks.

ApexOversteer

10-31-2012, 8:21pm

I don't always go to the dog park...

But when I do, I take a horse.

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 8:39pm

Show her what huge amounts of liquor you are able to drink. Chicks love that.

To tell the truth, I have really been working on that as I am not proud of it.

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 8:41pm

Buncha humping, horny dogs.

It's like VBOT invaded the dog park.

BTW, did she show you her senior high school pictures she just took? :D

She's out of college and old enough to go to a club. Said she went to my Alma Mater and got all the answers right to the questions I was asking about it. Chick is legit and legal :yesnod: On the flip side, she's probably to smart for me.... or any of you fukkers here on this forum.

MrPeabody

10-31-2012, 8:45pm

To tell the truth, I have really been working on that as I am not proud of it.

Just trying to help you keep a sense of humor about it.:seasix:

DJ_Critterus

10-31-2012, 8:55pm

Just trying to help you keep a sense of humor about it.:seasix:

I joke about it all the time. No issues :cheers: :shots:

Y2Kvert4me

10-31-2012, 8:58pm

On the flip side, she's probably to smart for me.... *too

Allan

10-31-2012, 9:15pm

TG you started other pics @ #3. I was a little worried about your definition of "a cute girl." :rofl:

NeedSpeed

10-31-2012, 9:23pm

Went to the park ... picked up bitches.

:D

acevette2001

10-31-2012, 9:28pm

..... she's probably to smart for me.....

I'm betting she's not..... she is definitely out of your league in the looks dept though........ :leaving:

Kerrmudgeon

10-31-2012, 9:46pm

So you got all the leaks fixed on your hotrod? You don't need trouble when you're on your date. Hope the weathers still good. :seasix:

RED-85-Z51

10-31-2012, 9:57pm

Your dog park looks like a fuggin forest...

Burro (He/Haw)

10-31-2012, 11:16pm

Cute chick is cute. Well done. :cert:

Now. Take her to a movie, stick your crank through the bottom of the popcorn box, post results here on forum.

onedef92

11-01-2012, 12:33pm

Nice mid-range response. Bass is marginal and treble looks weak, though. That pretty much your ASSessment, Deej?

island14

11-01-2012, 12:55pm

:waiting:

I'm subscribed to see if this is a happy ending, or a Joebuck story

Rob

11-01-2012, 1:18pm

:waiting:

I'm subscribed to see if this is a happy ending, or a Joebuck story

I got $5 on the latter :rofl:

Bucwheat

11-01-2012, 1:28pm

Nice prospect,be nice now DJ. :D

DJ_Critterus

11-01-2012, 2:44pm

Nice mid-range response. Bass is marginal and treble looks weak, though. That pretty much your ASSessment, Deej?

Didnt get a good look at the PS rack because of the baggy sweat shirt. Nice toned getaway sticks and a firm looking dana spicer.

island14

11-01-2012, 3:05pm

I got $5 on the latter :rofl:

Paypal ok? will you give odds?

I so much want to bet on the long shot as I want this horse to win... :lol:

SteelCityBlue

11-01-2012, 8:58pm

ummm...what's a t bucket?

Jeff '79

11-01-2012, 9:05pm

Show her what huge amounts of liquor you are able to drink. Chicks love that.

:rofl::rofl:

Gee ...Imagine that...The black chick was unfriendly....I would be too if a horse was trying to fk my dog....:slap:

kylebuck

11-01-2012, 9:44pm

We exchanged numbers and are going out to dinner on Friday. She's exited that I am picking her up in the T-bucket, too :)

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Joebuck, take notes and get a dog!!!!! :yesnod:

blah blah blah... i have poodles.

WarDriver

11-02-2012, 8:50am

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/20121027_141308.jpg

Doesn't anybody clean up after their dogs???

Sea Six

11-02-2012, 9:13am

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/20121027_141308.jpg

Doesn't anybody clean up after their dogs???

Those are pine cones.

snide

11-02-2012, 9:16am

Those are pine cones.

:rofl:

island14

11-02-2012, 9:48am

Those are pine cones.

:rofl:

GS Ragtop

11-02-2012, 9:49am

Those are pine cones.

You telling me that dogs can actually chit a pine cone? I'll bet that hurts.

onedef92

11-02-2012, 10:51am

Didn't get a good look at the PS rack because of the baggy sweat shirt.

http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj509/sojo36O/1337945352.jpg

It's always nice to get pleasantly surprised the first time you see the sweater puppies come out to play. :yesnod:

DJ_Critterus

11-03-2012, 6:52pm

ummm...what's a t bucket?

Never seen one at all?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/ce310ed3.jpg

Jeff '79

11-03-2012, 6:53pm

Never seen one at all?

Coexist.....:rofl: Good one.:seasix:

DJ_Critterus

11-03-2012, 7:59pm

Coexist.....:rofl: Good one.:seasix:

heh heh. That's going to be my next tattoo, I think. Haven't made up my mid yet.

DJ_Critterus

11-04-2012, 6:26pm

guess I should update you fekkers. The date went well and we are on again to go to the car show this coming Saturday.

Burro (He/Haw)

11-04-2012, 6:27pm

guess I should update you fekkers. The date went well and we are on again to go to the car show this coming Saturday.

:cert:

snide

11-04-2012, 6:27pm

I think I missed a thread somewhere, but isn't the OP married? :confused5:

DJ_Critterus

11-04-2012, 6:31pm

I think I missed a thread somewhere, but isn't the OP married? :confused5:

Separated and divorce papers have been filed :( Should be final by the 1st of the year.

lspencer534

11-04-2012, 6:38pm

guess I should update you fekkers. The date went well and we are on again to go to the car show this coming Saturday.

Very good! Remember, though, that she is accomodating you (maybe) about going to the car show. Be sure to ask what she likes to do.

kingpin

11-04-2012, 6:42pm

Very good! Remember, though, that she is accomodating you (maybe) about going to the car show. Be sure to ask what she likes to do.

Wrong! Just pat her on the ass and whisper in her ear..."we'll be using that later for sure"

DJ_Critterus

11-04-2012, 7:07pm

Very good! Remember, though, that she is accomodating you (maybe) about going to the car show. Be sure to ask what she likes to do.

She asked to go with me after she asked what I had planned for next weekend. I said if she didnt want to do anything together I would be at the car show. She smiled and asked why I didnt adk her to go. To me, that's sexy.

lspencer534

11-04-2012, 7:38pm

kylebuck

11-04-2012, 7:51pm

guess I should update you fekkers. The date went well and we are on again to go to the car show this coming Saturday.

.............

nah I'm kidding good job dj

Bucwheat

11-04-2012, 7:53pm

Good luck with this buddy!

DJ_Critterus

11-04-2012, 9:05pm

Good luck with this buddy!

Thanks. I can be a gentleman when it counts.

mrvette

11-04-2012, 9:11pm

She asked to go with me after she asked what I had planned for next weekend. I said if she didnt want to do anything together I would be at the car show. She smiled and asked why I didnt adk her to go. To me, that's sexy.

U lucky bastard!!!! fat freeking chance any of MY ex's wooda said that and gimme instant wood....

:sadangel::shots:

edit, what show/where?? cruise night?? Linda not much on it, but if locak, she MAY show up....weather depending.....

lspencer534

11-04-2012, 9:13pm

Thanks. I can be a gentleman when it counts.

No, no...anything but that! Women don't appreciate gentlemen! For some perverted reason they prefer "bad boys"...rogues... Just remember that.

Jeff '79

11-04-2012, 9:16pm

No, no...anything but that! Women don't appreciate gentlemen! For some perverted reason they prefer "bad boys"...rogues... Just remember that.

:yesnod: Drink, & swear like a sailor, and offer her prescription meds....:seasix:

LilRedCorvette

11-04-2012, 9:18pm

For some perverted reason they prefer "bad boys"...

In the sack, yes. Elsewhere, gentleman all the way. :seasix:

Carry on...

:leaving:

mrvette

11-04-2012, 9:25pm

No, no...anything but that! Women don't appreciate gentlemen! For some perverted reason they prefer "bad boys"...rogues... Just remember that.

Naaah....I can play that roll, up to my wife's toleration level, and lord knows I"m GOOD at it......:issues::rofl:

All I gotta do is say the truth and DeeJ is outta there.....

:rofl::rofl::lol:

Bill

11-04-2012, 11:00pm

Cute chick is cute. Well done. :cert:

Now. Take her to a movie, stick your crank through the bottom of the popcorn box, post a thread requesting bail money here.

Fixed.

DJ_Critterus

11-05-2012, 7:29am

U lucky bastard!!!! fat freeking chance any of MY ex's wooda said that and gimme instant wood....

:sadangel::shots:

edit, what show/where?? cruise night?? Linda not much on it, but if locak, she MAY show up....weather depending.....

Look up clay county car club. You should find it.

snide

11-05-2012, 7:57am

Separated and divorce papers have been filed :( Should be final by the 1st of the year.

Ouch. Good luck with that.

Iron Chef

11-05-2012, 8:25am

In the sack, yes. Elsewhere, gentleman all the way. :seasix:

Carry on...

:leaving:

Would be nice wouldn't it? Reality is that the two almost never go hand in hand. Then, when the woman winds up realizing that she couldn't change him into a decent person, she commences to whining about how her "bad boy boyfriend" shit all over her. Multiple times.

"Ummmm....I think we all told you so at the start. Just what exactly were you expecting, Father Murphy?" :rofl:

Broken Wind

11-05-2012, 8:34am

Would be nice wouldn't it? Reality is that the two almost never go hand in hand. Then, when the woman winds up realizing that she couldn't change him into a decent person, she commences to whining about how her "bad boy boyfriend" shit all over her. Multiple times.

"Ummmm....I think we all told you so at the start. Just what exactly were you expecting, Father Murphy?" :rofl:

Similar to meeting a guy in a bar and then complaining that he drinks too much. Women are fkd up.

Iron Chef

11-05-2012, 8:37am

Similar to meeting a guy in a bar and then complaining that he drinks too much. Women are fkd up.

Exactly...but getting linked up with someone who's batshit crazy isn't a skill limited to women.

Z06David

11-05-2012, 9:06am

What grade is she in?

DJ_Critterus

11-05-2012, 10:06am

Similar to meeting a guy in a bar and then complaining that he drinks too much. Women are fkd up.

:banghead: That's apparently one of my favorite past times and I didn't meet her in a bar. She might have a legit claim. :banghead:

onedef92

11-05-2012, 12:41pm

guess I should update you fekkers. The date went well and we are on again to go to the car show this coming Saturday.

That's guy speak for, "her sweater yams are of acceptable cup size and heft," right? :seasix: :winky: :D

Jay13

11-05-2012, 1:30pm

Didnt get a good look at the PS rack because of the baggy sweat shirt. Nice toned getaway sticks and a firm looking dana spicer.

Just look at Mom. That's what they're gonna look like in a few years.

DJ_Critterus

11-05-2012, 2:31pm

That's guy speak for, "her sweater yams are of acceptable cup size and heft," right? :seasix: :winky: :D

That's a good way to put it :winky: The fit nicely with her frame.

LilRedCorvette

11-05-2012, 6:27pm

Would be nice wouldn't it? Reality is that the two almost never go hand in hand.

Don't think I agree with you on this...there are folks out there, male and female, who are good upstanding people in public, but behind closed doors can be lots of errrrrr fun? :island14:

Then, when the woman winds up realizing that she couldn't change him into a decent person, she commences to whining about how her "bad boy boyfriend" shit all over her. Multiple times.

Therein lies the problem. You can't change people, period. I never understood why there are people out there who think they can. I think it's a lack of maturity, personally.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like it's a duck...then it's a fking duck. If you prefer geese, go to another pond...
:seasix: