PDA

View Full Version : If money were no object................


xXBUDXx
10-24-2012, 7:14pm
What are the top three things you would buy or do? I'm talking you now have more money than you could ever spend.

1) I'd pay off or buy a house for all of my friends.

2) I'd hire a painless dentist or one that could work on me while sedated.

3) but the first thing would be to take my 75 year old mother to Disney World for two weeks.


Discuss.:waiting:

kingpin
10-24-2012, 7:19pm
I'm happy you're one of my friends, friend. :D

1. Same as you.
2. Build my custom house.
3. Buy the worlds most comfortable mattress and sleep for a couple weeks.

DAB
10-24-2012, 7:25pm
Pay off medical bills.

Buy vette

Few more tools for the woodshop and a mess of nice wood.

mrvette
10-24-2012, 7:36pm
Probably stay in this modest house, because we don't need anything more....

fill up the gas tanks enough times to see Key West in the motorhome....

let wife give up her little book keeping business....

buy another hotrod, maybe figger out how to get a garage/workshop into this otherwise worthless back yard.....

give some bux to the kids,

and other than the GRAND OLD USA, not the slightest bit interested in travel over the rest of the world....

UNLESS maybe China....why?? I want to see the future....THAT's why.....


:seasix:

kingpin
10-24-2012, 7:37pm
I'd get myself a couple of these also.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n130/kingpin111/daily-gifdump-243-02.gif

BuckyThreadkiller
10-24-2012, 7:39pm
I'd buy three things

1. Minor League Baseball team.

2. Distillery.

3. Car company.

Datawiz
10-24-2012, 7:39pm
I would buy my daughter a Koenigseeg Agera R. :seasix:

78SA
10-24-2012, 7:45pm
U.S.S Enterprise from Star Trek

5000 acres with my dream log home etc

Cincinnati Reds.

Munch
10-24-2012, 8:13pm
1. Typhoon class submarine and convert it to an underwater casino
2. Buy Hershey Chocolate and bring back the original Whatchamacallit
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

Sea Six
10-24-2012, 8:15pm
I'm good. :yesnod:














I'm good. :coolest:

kingpin
10-24-2012, 8:25pm
1. Typhoon class submarine and convert it to an underwater casino
2. Buy Hershey Chocolate and bring back the original Whatchamacallit
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

:rofl:

Allan
10-24-2012, 8:26pm
1. Typhoon class submarine and convert it to an underwater casino
2. Buy Hershey Chocolate and bring back the original Whatchamacallit
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

:faint: Oh no, anything but Honey Boo Boo

CP
10-24-2012, 8:30pm
:faint: Oh no, anything but Honey Boo Boo

How 'bout her mom, then??? :hurray:

Munch
10-24-2012, 8:32pm
How 'bout her mom, then??? :hurray:

Good point, I'm sure she's not done breeding. Maybe I could get a 2 for 1 deal.

Millenium Vette
10-24-2012, 8:41pm
Two chicks at the same time.

snide
10-24-2012, 8:42pm
1. Typhoon class submarine and convert it to an underwater casino
2. Buy Hershey Chocolate and bring back the original Whatchamacallit
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

Will you bring production back to the US also? :bigears:

Kerrmudgeon
10-24-2012, 8:43pm
1.I'd by a 1000 acre ranch on the seaside, and open a high class brothel on it, with a stable full of hot rods and bikes.:driving:

2.Buy a mega yacht for me and the working girls to play on.:boobies::hump:

3. I'd buy CF from InterBrands(?), fire Jesse and his posse, and return it to it's former glory.:rofl:

xXBUDXx
10-24-2012, 8:44pm
1.I'd by a 1000 acre ranch on the seaside, and open a high class brothel on it, with a stable full of hot rods and bikes.:driving:

2.Buy a mega yacht for me and the working girls to play on.:bobbies::hump:

3. I'd buy CF from InterBrands(?), fire Jesse and his posse, and return it to it's former glory.:rofl:

Can I be a mod? :hurray: I'd make a great mod. :sadangel:

snide
10-24-2012, 8:44pm
I'd get myself a couple of these also.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n130/kingpin111/daily-gifdump-243-02.gif


Buy a mess of nice wood.

Shouldn't have to buy wood with her around... :leaving:

Craig
10-24-2012, 8:46pm
1. Typhoon class submarine and convert it to an underwater casino
2. Buy Hershey Chocolate and bring back the original Whatchamacallit
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

1. Typhoon's a Russian death trap, you wnat a Trident.
2. Okay
3. Don't forget her mom.

NeedSpeed
10-24-2012, 8:52pm
2 Chicks at the same time - YouTube

DAB
10-24-2012, 8:57pm
Shouldn't have to buy wood with her around... :leaving:

She'd want storage for her shoes.

syf350
10-24-2012, 9:06pm
Hookers
Ford gt
Blow

:shots:

Dave
10-24-2012, 9:09pm
1) I'd buy Brecqhou from the Barclay brothers and tell them to piss off
2) Fast Plane
3) Fast Boat

(2 & 3 are subject to review and potential modifications)

ApexOversteer
10-24-2012, 9:13pm
New car, caviar, four-star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team...

snide
10-24-2012, 9:16pm
She'd want storage for her shoes.

You're doing it wrong.

Chuck A
10-24-2012, 9:25pm
i would buy the 10 seconds before my accident and redo it, and rethink it
pay off all my debts,
live like a king

kylebuck
10-24-2012, 9:28pm
get a bass boat.
Fish.
PERIOD.

Yamma
10-24-2012, 9:31pm
get a bass boat.
Fish.
PERIOD.

you want a period?

kylebuck
10-24-2012, 9:32pm
you want a period?

Yes.... I want to fish, period.
As in i could do that for the rest of my days. :D

Yamma
10-24-2012, 9:40pm
Nice plot of land and cabins for us and our parents.

a Bugatti EB110

Travel

Taurus
10-24-2012, 9:50pm
1. Make sure all my family members are taken care of first.

2. Big house in Park City with a Boss 429 as a daily driver.

3. Buy Joecooool a church and a life.

Tossin
10-24-2012, 10:00pm
3. Hire hit man to kill Honey Boo Boo

Taking out Honey Boo Boo or her mother is wrong. I'm sure they can find another one easily. You need to take out the people who thought it was a good idea to put her on tv in the first place.

ASTROCREEP
10-24-2012, 10:04pm
1) Build a world class F1 track with a upside down straight and joker lane and a tunnel with sharks. Give the drivers a choice. Take the upside down straight or slower joker lane.
2) Buy a small resort island.
3) Buy a race team to compete in Le mans.

RED-85-Z51
10-24-2012, 10:26pm
Buy the 10 other homes on my road, bulldoze them, buy the surrounding land and plant a ton of pine trees. Expand my home size to 2500 sq/ft, with a pool, and massive garagemahal.

buy a few dozen cars, exotics, muscle cars...

Have surgery performed to give me a giant dick, so people cant accuse me of trying to compensate.

The bitches will take care of themselves....

beadist
10-24-2012, 11:19pm
Quit my job with one hour notice. :hurray:

Take care of my family first. Just give them the money to do what they want to do.

Get my Atomic Orange Z06 within a week.:drivingskid:

Buy lots of shares in NetJet

Travel to London, Amsterdam, NYC, San Francisco, New Orleans and Hong Kong to buy a condo with 2 parking spaces in each city. Decorate each one and fill the parking spaces with killer cars.

Buy Corvette Forum from IB and put Omega Man and Joebuck in charge :lol:

MEC5LADY
10-24-2012, 11:51pm
1. I would have my parents travel and do all the things they talked about doing when I was a kid instead of working themselves to death.
2. Quit my job and take some time to do things that I never have time to do or that I have put off doing.
3. Travel and visit with people that I don't get to spend enough time with.

FasterTraffic
10-25-2012, 12:19am
A new house where I either, a) cannot see my neighbors, or b) can see the Pacific Ocean.
A couple of cars to ensure the garage space in #1 doesn't go to waste.
A real, honest-to-goodness, get-out-of-town vacation to somewhere in Europe with just the wife.

Rob
10-25-2012, 12:36am
A fur coat for my dogs :dixie:

69camfrk
10-25-2012, 2:33am
:faint: Oh no, anything but Honey Boo Boo

Why, just why, can't that whole family be from West Virginia or something?? They make the whole state of GA look like a bunch of blithering redneck idiots. I can't believe they are being rewarded for being the trailer trash they are. I suppose for the rest of America, it's sort of like watching a train wreck. You know it's gonna be bad, but you watch anyway.:sadangel:

carlton_fritz
10-25-2012, 3:37am
1. House
2. New Identity
3. Give to charity

Who is Honey Boo Boo?

8Up
10-25-2012, 8:16am
1. Set up scholarships for my kids and all my nieces and nephews.
2. Some land not far from where we are now but large enough that the media calls it a 'Compound' and move my whole family to it and equip them with all the latest redneck gear (Trucks, four wheelers, guns etc.).
3. Complete the building project my church started two years ago.

markyerger
10-25-2012, 8:23am
a big frickin plane with unlimited fuel

a small frickin jet with unlimited fuel

take care of family $ wise

jaxgator
10-25-2012, 8:28am
1. Buy a big f'king yacht with crew and helicopter.

2. Buy a private island and build a mansion on it.

3. Party like a rock star.

Blademaker
10-25-2012, 8:39am
1) Tell the ingrates on both sides of the extended family where to stick it.
2) Guns. 'nuff said.
3) Take Honey boo-boo on a cross country trip to public schools, with all of her inbred family, and have them show the students what happens when you start out life as a fat disgusting pig, then grow up to look like her mother and marry a close family member. Then toss them in the ocean.

onedef92
10-25-2012, 8:49am
1. Tithe/work to advance the Kingdom of Heaven
2. Pay off debts, owe no man nothing but to love him.
3. Journey to Israel.

Bucwheat
10-25-2012, 9:04am
1 Pay off DAB's medical bill
2 Buy myself a a party barge
3 and a few choice cars

Ryan Bell
10-25-2012, 9:26am
1) Pay off my bills, and all of my family and close friends' bills.

2) Walk into my church and say "make a list of everything you need for the next ten years; we're going to pay for it today and get started".

3) Buy about ten cars that I've always wanted.

ApexOversteer
10-25-2012, 9:39am
a Bugatti EB110

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/9767605.jpg

Bucwheat
10-25-2012, 9:47am
:rofl:

dwjz06
10-25-2012, 9:50am
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/9767605.jpg:rofl: That's funny!

I would spend most of it helping others in the family or friends. Keep some to have fun, new vette, house etc... Take care of the kids and grandkids for their time on this rock.:D:cert:

Iron Chef
10-25-2012, 9:51am
1. Get qualified on a jet and buy an F-86 Sabre.

2. Ferrari GTO in black (new one).

3. House in the Colorado mountains for me and the kids.

CubSmurf
10-25-2012, 10:28am
1. Get qualified on a jet and buy an F-86 Sabre.

2. Ferrari GTO in black (new one).

3. House in the Colorado mountains for me and the kids.

Like the way you think.

1. Buy a P-51 and get qualified to fly it.

2. A HUGE garagemahal and all of my dream cars to fill it.

3. Make sure the wife and kid never want for anything. Ever.

island14
10-25-2012, 2:53pm
Buy land and build houses for all my squatter friends...

Maybe go back to the USA and race for just 5, mebbie 10 more years.. Maybe.. Just Maybe... *sighs*

Still debating if I should buy wife a real cook stove... I don't wanna spoil her. :D

But just for fun...

If I had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much money, I would buy the Cincinnati Reds team and bring back Pete Rose and Johnny Bench as players/managers :cert:

Hoog
10-25-2012, 4:52pm
Material wants change as often as the wind changes direction, but I would spend any amount of money to slow and reverse my fathers dementia.

78SA
10-25-2012, 5:43pm
Buy land and build houses for all my squatter friends...

Maybe go back to the USA and race for just 5, mebbie 10 more years.. Maybe.. Just Maybe... *sighs*

Still debating if I should buy wife a real cook stove... I don't wanna spoil her. :D

But just for fun...

If I had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much money, I would buy the Cincinnati Reds team and bring back Pete Rose and Johnny Bench as players/managers :cert:

:seasix:

zz4vetteguy
10-27-2012, 3:54am
1)Pay off my parent's house and anu other debts they may have

2)Pay off all my debts

3)Set up a "trust fund" that would have enough to cover mine and my parents' living expenses for the rest of our lives

Fasglas
10-27-2012, 12:01pm
http://static.environmentalgraffiti.com/sites/default/files/images/motukawaiti-new-zealand.jpg

Motukawaiti, New Zealand, is in the stunning Cavalli Islands group. The 95 acre island is totally free of pests, making all stays pleasurable. Wild dolphins can be seen in the bay. What's more, if the laid-back life of a private island resort appeals to you, this island is for sale. It has a luxury residence, modern spa facilities, swimming pool, guest cabins, and an extensive wine cellar built into the hillside. Power is self generated and stored on the island so that Motukawaiti is largely self-sufficient.

johnnyvettes
10-27-2012, 2:00pm
move to Maui ! sick of chicago weather . buy a ZR1 and a bunch of 60s muscle carz .a nice condo in chicago for when i miss the food .............................

Dan Dlabay
10-27-2012, 3:02pm
1) help my family with what they needed.
2) go nitro funny car racing
3) help the poor in the world.:cert:

Truck Guy
10-27-2012, 3:18pm
move to Maui ! sick of Chicago weather . buy a ZR1 and a bunch of 60s muscle carz .a nice condo in Chicago for when i miss the food .............................:iagree: I'd add a nice hunting lodge with at least 5000 acres to that list :D

Sneaks
10-27-2012, 4:06pm
1. Build my own championship golf course, with 1 billion bones in escrow account, for said course.
2. Hold weekly tournaments for junior golfers, senior golfers, and women.
3. Stock a hundred car garage (with self serve filling station) with every possible man toy I could ever want/need.

xXBUDXx
10-27-2012, 10:35pm
1. Build my own championship golf course, with 1 billion bones in escrow account, for said course.
2. Hold weekly tournaments for junior golfers, senior golfers, and women.
3. Stock a hundred car garage (with self serve filling station) with every possible man toy I could ever want/need.

Sweet.

kingpin
10-27-2012, 10:47pm
I'd buy the company Bart works for and become his boss. :D

xXBUDXx
10-27-2012, 10:55pm
I'd buy the company Bart works for and become his boss. :D

You don't have to buy the company. Speak with the janitorial contractor. They have more authority than I do. :leaving:

Sneaks
10-27-2012, 11:11pm
Sweet.

^^^Volunteering to caddie for the womenz already. :D

xXBUDXx
10-27-2012, 11:15pm
^^^Volunteering to caddie for the womenz already. :D

Yeeeeahh. Make sure my name is at the top of the list.

Fasglas
10-28-2012, 12:01am
Before leaving for my island...

Buy CF and offer the #1 honcho job to IC, to run it any way he sees fit. Staffing "adjustments" would be well within his authority.

:yesnod: