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DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 5:37pm
Just because I don't have to.

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ApexOversteer
10-21-2012, 5:39pm
I'm sure he'd drop something in their bags.
DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 5:46pm
I'm sure he'd drop something in their bags.

"Mom, why did I get tea bags this year?"
ApexOversteer
10-21-2012, 5:49pm
"Mom, why did I get tea bags this year?"

"Huh, when did they start putting corn in Snickers?"
DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 5:50pm
"Huh, when did they start putting corn in Snickers?"

I love that Rodney Carrington bit :funniest:
carlton_fritz
10-21-2012, 5:53pm
"Huh, when did they start putting corn in Snickers?"
:rofl:
78SA
10-21-2012, 6:12pm
"Huh, when did they start putting corn in Snickers?"

:rofl:
Wathen1955
10-21-2012, 7:08pm
I quite last year since adults wanted candy also.
MEC5LADY
10-21-2012, 7:11pm
I won't have time to pass out candy. It takes a lot of time and energy to keep up with the little ankle biters to grab the good stuff out of their bags before they realize what I am doing.:leaving:
MEC5LADY
10-21-2012, 7:12pm
I quite last year since adults wanted candy also.

Well that just sucks I deserve candy too.:dance::dance::dance:
NEVRL8T
10-21-2012, 7:17pm
We give out cans of beer. :leaving:
DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 8:22pm
I won't have time to pass out candy. It takes a lot of time and energy to keep up with the little ankle biters to grab the good stuff out of their bags before they realize what I am doing.:leaving:

Do it the easy way and take the entire bag...duh!!!!
MEC5LADY
10-21-2012, 8:31pm
Do it the easy way and take the entire bag...duh!!!!

I tried that but then the little snitches cried like sissies so I found it's best to be stealth and just take the chocolate when they aren't looking.:cert:
99 pewtercoupe
10-21-2012, 8:34pm
Be Like Dixie...hand out dental floss
Sea Six
10-21-2012, 8:37pm
Be Like Dixie...hand out dental floss

I'm saving all of my used Plackers dental flossers to pass out.

Recycle America!
Rob
10-21-2012, 9:01pm
Be Like Dixie...hand out dental floss

Scuse me, I'm handing out crackers this year :seasix:
DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 9:05pm
Scuse me, I'm handing out crackers this year :seasix:

saltines or Ritz?
99 pewtercoupe
10-21-2012, 9:09pm
Im thinking of handing out Greenies...
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MEC5LADY
10-21-2012, 9:39pm
Just buy a big pack of gum and give each kid one stick as they come to the door.:cert:
DJ_Critterus
10-21-2012, 9:40pm
Hand out M&M's.... one at a time.
Munch
10-21-2012, 9:52pm
We have a basement. Lights off upstairs, eat candy and watch movies downstairs.
FasterTraffic
10-21-2012, 10:26pm
We give out the good stuff until about 8:00 PM, then lights out and batten down the hatches. By 8:00 PM, all the cute little kids have come through but the greedy bastard teenagers aren't yet out in force.
onedef92
10-22-2012, 9:25am
We're not, either. Just plain, un-buttered popcorn as a healthy treat for the kiddos.
Bucwheat
10-22-2012, 9:30am
Dayum,yous guys are a bunch of tight wads,I'm giving Acorns,they grown on a tree in my backyard,the squirrls love em.:lol:
Bucwheat
10-23-2012, 7:28am
Tried giving out apples one year and had them all over the streets the next morning.
Utah997
10-23-2012, 10:55pm
No candy here either :leaving:
ApexOversteer
10-23-2012, 11:26pm
I buy Halloween candy every year and then eat it.
Rotorhead
10-23-2012, 11:57pm
Man up, rent a tractor and trailer and do a hay ride. :D
No Mercy
10-24-2012, 1:26am
Its for kids:seasix:
Sad you feel that way:confused5: