NOT funny!!! My lips are numb. :toetap:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Why are they numb, you ask?

Someone here handed me a tube of "medication" because my cat knicked my lip while playing. I applied it like Chapstick. No big deal, right?

Me: Wait. (Long pause) Something is weird. :confused:
(Laughing in the background)
Me: Seriously, though. (Touching my lips.) Are my lips supposed to be going numb? Because I really feel like my lips are starting to go numb. :confused:
(The response is more laughing)
Me: (Now its on my tongue...not sure how...and it tastes horrible.) This is not right. My mouth is numb. What was that stuff...???
(More laughing.)

IT WAS FREAKIN' ORAJEL!!! :toetap:

I assumed that when I said I needed something for my lips (and specifically said, "...something like Blistex or Carmex?") I would not be handed a numbing agent.

Hahaha...funny. Next time, I'll read the tube, first.

Shit. How long does it take for this to wear off?

[Olustee bus]

several days. sometimes a week or more. Some nice friends you have there!

[NEED-A-VETTE]

several days. sometimes a week or more. Some nice friends you have there!

It was Mr. Nox. :toetap:

NFW does that stuff last a week. :skep: This is the same type of stuff that goes on teething babies' gums...only not in the "baby" dosage.

[snide]

:funnier:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

I have since wiped it off. The effects seem to be diminishing. :leaving:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Hmmmm, now what could be done with a girl with numb lips? :lol:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Hmmmm, now what could be done with a girl with numb lips? :lol:

Did I mention that it set the portion of my lip (with the cut) on fire? Like intense burning. It was the only portion of my lips that I was thankful for being numb.

So, the short answer your question...not a damn thing. :toetap:

Overall, however, you may be on to something.

:leaving:

[Shrike6]

Since you didn't read the label before you used it, be thankful it wasn't Preparation H.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Since you didn't read the label before you used it, be thankful it wasn't Preparation H.

I'm assuming the tube would've been bigger. :lol:

[Torqaholic]

You probably sounded like someone trying to talk with hypothermia. Who wouldn't laugh at that unless it was 20 below? :lol:

[MEC5LADY]

Overall, however, you may be on to something. :leaving:

It might be quite useful on Mr. Nox in all the right places.:rofl::leaving:

[VatorMan]

It might be quite useful on Mr. Nox in all the right places.:rofl::leaving:

Now that's not funny. :needcoffee:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

You probably sounded like someone trying to talk with hypothermia. Who wouldn't laugh at that unless it was 20 below? :lol:

All of a sudden I was sorta self-concious. Like maybe I was talking funny or drooling or some stupid shit.

It might be quite useful on Mr. Nox in all the right places.:rofl::leaving:

:rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Sandy.....:drool:....:lolsmile:

[kylebuck]

you know what is funny? Returning the favor during a blow job. leave a litte bit on there, start and then stop.... say you need some water,boom, no more feeling down there.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

NOT funny!
KINDA funny? Maybe? :D

[MEC5LADY]

Now that's not funny. :needcoffee:

What do you mean? It's friggen genius if you ask me.:rofl:

[Olustee bus]

Let me tell you how you can get revenge.

[MEC5LADY]

Let me tell you how you can get revenge.

Oh do tell maybe I can add my own. :D

[kylebuck]

Hand job would be less obvious. :seasix:

True... but who gets hand jobs these days?

[73sbVert]

:rofl: Funniest thread!

Props to Nox! He'll pay for it I'm sure, but the entertainment factor had to be in the triple digits! :rofl: :rofl:

[Torqaholic]

All of a sudden I was sorta self-concious. Like maybe I was talking funny or drooling or some stupid shit.



:rofl:

You can try moving your lips using your fingers. Hasn't worked for me but then I don't care too much if people understand me when I'm that cold anyway :rofl:

[onedef92]

Must..............show.......................................appropriate........................comment...............
restraint.

Oh, you set yourself up so tough for this one, Sandy! :lol: :kimblair:

[NEVRL8T]

True... but who gets hand jobs these days?

:leaving:

[onedef92]

On a side note, never put neosporin w/pain relive down in "that" general area.

Just sayin' :leaving:



Don't splash cologne or perfume on your genitals, either. :leaving:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

you know what is funny? Returning the favor during a blow job. leave a litte bit on there, start and then stop.... say you need some water,boom, no more feeling down there.

That's sounds like it could backfire. I'm not interested in giving a 6 hour BJ.

KINDA funny? Maybe? :D

Ok, ok, ok. It's a little funny.

;)

Let me tell you how you can get revenge.

:waiting:

Nothing too over the top, though. :leaving:

Hand job would be less obvious. :seasix:

Refer to my 6 hour comment. I ain't got that kinda time to invest.

On a side note, never put neosporin w/pain relive down in "that" general area.

Just sayin' :leaving:

:lol:

True... but who gets hand jobs these days?

Married men who's wives have given up on effort. Poor, poor men. :nonod:

:rofl: Funniest thread!

Props to Nox! He'll pay for it I'm sure, but the entertainment factor had to be in the triple digits! :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah. It was funny.

I don't mind poking fun at myself. And of course I have to share my shenanigans with VB. :D

I seem to have a lot of shenanigans, however. :leaving:

You can try moving your lips using your fingers. Hasn't worked for me but then I don't care too much if people understand me when I'm that cold anyway :rofl:

I just sat there silent, occasionally touching my lips to see if the feeling was coming back.

At one point, I wanted a glass of water, but that was a bridge I was not going to cross....until I remembered we had bendy straws in the house. Even then, it was not optimal.


I am happy to report, however, I am fully recovered this morning. :dance:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Must..............show.......................................appropriate........................comment...............
restraint.

Oh, you set yourself up so tough for this one, Sandy! :lol: :kimblair:

I know. :lol:

It was simply too ridiculous not to share, though. I'm sitting there thinking...did I really just make half my face numb?

:leaving:

:rofl:

Self administered?

Don't splash cologne or perfume on your genitals, either. :leaving:

:lol:

[onedef92]

I know. :lol: It was simply too ridiculous not to share, though. I'm sitting there thinking...did I really just make half my face numb?



:rofl:



:lol:

Originally Posted by onedef92
Don't splash cologne or perfume on your genitals, either.

It gets markedly worse if you try to zip up and play it off. :yesnod: :leaving:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Originally Posted by onedef92
Don't splash cologne or perfume on your genitals, either.

It gets markedly worse if you try to zip up and play it off. :yesnod: :leaving:

Trying to walk it off, were you? :rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

Next thing ya know, Nox will be building your fire in the fireplace with C4. Ya know, just a dab will do ya. :D

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Next thing ya know, Nox will be building your fire in the fireplace with C4. Ya know, just a dab will do ya. :D

:lol: If that happened, numbness in my face would be the least of my worries.

[onedef92]

Trying to walk it off, were you? :rofl:


Feel the burn! :wow:

[American Made]

:waiting: For the retaliation thread. :lol:

[Bucwheat]

Don't get any in your eye.

[kingpin]

I'm sure that's better than cough...chapped lips...cough.

[Jay13]

Overall, however, you may be on to something.
:leaving:

Note to self: Mix Scope with Orajel and market as "Amber and Crystal's Pre-Oral Rinse". Sell in adult bookstores and market rights to Trojan. Retire. :Jeff '79:

[kingpin]

Don't splash cologne or perfume on your genitals, either. :leaving:

Fun dip or pop rocks on the other hand are always a big hit! :hurray:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

:waiting: For the retaliation thread. :lol:

It's hard to pull one over on him. He's naturally suspicious.

Hijack: If my daughter gets some leave time before she deploys, she may come out here before I see her off in AZ. If so, we'll probably have a BBQ at the house. I'll let you know and you guys can swing by.

Don't get any in your eye.

Are we still talking about the orajel?

I'm sure that's better than cough...chapped lips...cough.

Exfoliate and moisturize.

[Iron Chef]

Every now and then a thread comes along where I almost have to sit on my hands to keep from posting in. :sheeprun:

[Jeff '79]

Every now and then a thread comes along where I almost have to sit on my hands to keep from posting in. :sheeprun:

Which one? This one?

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/41752-damn-i-got-sweet-tooth.html

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Every now and then a thread comes along where I almost have to sit on my hands to keep from posting in. :sheeprun:

:rofl:

Which one? This one?

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/41752-damn-i-got-sweet-tooth.html

:island14:

:leaving:

[Iron Chef]

Which one? This one?

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/41752-damn-i-got-sweet-tooth.html

Yeah...she's a live one ain't she. :datawiz:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Yeah...she's a live one ain't she. :datawiz:

I'm just the average, normal, (former) soccer mom.

:island14:



:dance:

[kingpin]

Yeah...she's a live one ain't she. :datawiz:

The hostess with the mostess! :seasix:

[Iron Chef]

I'm just the average, normal, (former) soccer mom.

:island14:



:dance:

Yeah. Then you wake up. :kimblair:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Yeah. Then you wake up. :kimblair:

:rofl:

[Fastguy]

Hi everyone, sorry I'm late, I heard there were 6 hour blow jobs?

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Hi everyone, sorry I'm late, I heard there were 6 hour blow jobs?

:lol:

Damn orajel.