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Jeff '79
10-13-2012, 8:48pm
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......

The waiting room was filled with patients.


As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.



In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause! :seasix:

Mirroredshades
10-13-2012, 9:23pm
Funnah

:D

Bill
10-13-2012, 9:29pm
So how'd it go with the sex change thingie (pun intended)?

Jeff '79
10-13-2012, 9:31pm
So how'd it go with the sex change thingie (pun intended)?

I don't ever have to leave the house again...:seasix:

Bill
10-13-2012, 9:37pm
I don't ever have to leave the house again...:seasix:


:rofl:

Craig
10-13-2012, 9:40pm
We are amused.

Allan
10-13-2012, 11:10pm
Great come back.

BTW - the commercial you've taken your avatar from is absolutely :hurray:

MrPeabody
10-14-2012, 12:33am
:rofl::rofl:

island14
10-14-2012, 4:57am
:lol:

Bucwheat
10-14-2012, 5:04am
Where were you when I needed your quick comebacks.:lol:

OddBall
10-14-2012, 5:40am
:lol: