A day without Match.com...

[lspencer534]

is like a day without...scary-assed women....

flowergirl0131's Story (http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?mw=1&trackingid=526116&bannerid=548153&uid=BxoVUlJIahzSUSL6lVJwmA==&TP=V&srcsystem=1&emailid=2948a9c8-51a9-4702-b8d5-ae02d97791ac&utm_campaign=venus&utm_medium=email&utm_source=2&lid=539)

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Free tip to Flowergirl0131:

If you're trying to get a man, Looking like you're pissed off at EVERYONE probably wont help much.

Furthermore? If you're gonna "Exercise 3-4 times per week" perhaps "Smoke: Daily" needs rethinking.

[Jobaka]

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting, Vivisection

[NeedSpeed]

Looks perfect for Joe :D

[lspencer534]

Free tip to Flowergirl0131:

If you're trying to get a man, Looking like you're pissed off at EVERYONE probably wont help much.

Furthermore? If you're gonna "Exercise 3-4 times per week" perhaps "Smoke: Daily" needs rethinking.

"Drink: Regularly" offsets the smoking....

[Bucwheat]

55 years old ?

[Bill]

The only negative I see is the smoking. Other than that, what's the problem? A picture while smiling would have been a plus, but is that really a deal breaker?

[lspencer534]

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting, Vivisection

WTF? But...:rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

55 years old ?
Doesn't look a day over 60.

[Bill]

55 years old ?

For those 55+, it doesn't seem as old as you think.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

but is that really a deal breaker?
Yeah. When you're trying to get a date, it's probably a good idea NOT to look like you'd tear off your suitors head for ordering the rong wine.

[island14]

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/68/65/114966865Z.jpeg

How could you go Rong with this? :island14:

Damn she looks pissed... :lol:


She had to set the Marlboro down for this pic...

[island14]

For those 55+, it doesn't seem as old as you think.

Yeahbut...

When you are 55 with a 25 wife, you look at things different :D

[Burro (He/Haw)]

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/68/65/114966865Z.jpeg

How could you go Rong with this?

You cant
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/Better.gif

[island14]

You cant
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/Better.gif


:rofl:

[lspencer534]

Yeahbut...

When you are 55 with a 25 wife, you look at things different :D

Waitaminnit! Just feckin' waitaminnit! You're 55, and your wife is 25??? We need:

Pics (of her, not you)

How you did it

What it's like to be with a 25-year-old

And some more pics (of her, not you)

[Fastguy]

What did she take that picture with, a potato?

[Bill]

What did she take that picture with, a potato?

Hmmmm, Utah quality photography skills.....


Maybe this lady is loaded and just put up that picture to weed out those who are shallow and might be (male) gold diggers.

[DJ_Critterus]

Looks perfect for Joe :D

That's what i was thinking. Either that or she's perfect for a Canadian.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

What did she take that picture with, a potato?

A digital potato. They're all the rage these days.

[CubSmurf]

Probably thinks she's doing a seductive pose.

[Iron Chef]

So here's the deal about Match...

I've found that most of the things that many of the women on there want, they really don't want. They ASK for funny, kind-hearted, honest, caring but what they actually gravitate to are the a-holes, wanna-be bikers and married guys who are posing.

The minute I see "riding my Harley/riding motorcycles" on a profile, I'm out. Most of the women I've seen like that are fuggin' posers who ride because they want to fit in with the guys. Take your bike and shove it. If I want a biker chick I'll fly to LA and go to the Rock Store (no offense to gals like Colleen, who love riding for the sport).

I didn't read the whole profile, but in this gals defense, half the pics on there suck. You really never know until you meet someone in person. I've seen women on there who take a great pic, but when you meet them in person it's like..."huh???" I've seen it go the exact opposite as well. Nice looking gal in person, horrible pics. :dunno:

[87 Ragtop]

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/68/65/114966865Z.jpeg

How could you go Rong with this? :island14:

Damn she looks pissed... :lol:


She had to set the Marlboro down for this pic...

First thing that came to my mind... :leaving:

http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mama.jpg

[boracayjohnny]

I like her, I'm also sure the smokers hack and gravel voice are quite atrractive while yelling at the socially awkward and passive-aggressive loner kid in the basement is ok too.