View Full Version : I got back on CF..and received my ultimatum...lol
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 4:46pm
This is good stuff....
TITLE: You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum
BODY: Dear RED-85-Z51,
You have received an infraction at Corvette Forum.
Reason: Moderator or Site bashing
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see ya in 30...last time
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This infraction is worth 20 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Original Post:
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/off-...post1581720224
Quote:
When IB bought out troy, cfot got its collective balls removed, alot of the regulars fled the disney based rules, selective moderation, etc.
last time I slammed a n00b posting about how he sold his favorite honda civic riced out piss mobile, to buy a c4 that he hated...the guy bitched about how i was a meanie, and i got a years vacation...
All the best,
Corvette Forum
__________________
OH NOES.....:lol::lol:
F*CK em...:issues::barnbabe:
The_Dude
10-01-2012, 4:51pm
They want you back. There have been a few lawn mower/small engine questions lately.
NeedSpeed
10-01-2012, 4:53pm
:willy:
Stangkiller
10-01-2012, 4:53pm
Was that for you posting that there, or over here?
They want you back. There have been a few lawn mower/small engine questions lately.
Red was treated like a red headed step child. Let those folks with questions either migrate here or pay full retail.
I vote don't go back. Points? Really? Really?
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 4:56pm
They want you back. There have been a few lawn mower/small engine questions lately.
Yeah Ive been following, but I aint posting, they want my help but when the shit hits the fan, the only person whos opinion matters is Pewter and Jesse, and I dont fit quite into the "bend over and let me have my way with your anus" quality of poster that they want to surround themselves with.
If they want my help, they can come over here or find me at mytractorforum.com or at WOEII.com.
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 5:01pm
Was that for you posting that there, or over here?
There was a long, funny thread about old CFOT'ers or something and I posted that text over there, I went out to the kart track, came home, and Id been banned, I suspected it might be a permaban but I checked after 30 days and it was a 30 day ban, but Ive accumulated so many "points" on the "pewterisacocksuckingpowerhungryassmongeringsonofabitch" scale, that im basically one infraction, one point...from being scorched earth banned.
Im almost willing to hand off my account info to apex and let him go nuts...:lol:
http://blog.crowdspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nike-just-do-it.jpg
sanchez
10-01-2012, 5:08pm
Dude, if you are that close to being permabanned you should post giant black cocks all over the place there. Not just in OT, but everywhere.
P.s. I know that giant black cocks is redundant.
boracayjohnny
10-01-2012, 5:09pm
There was a long, funny thread about old CFOT'ers or something and I posted that text over there, I went out to the kart track, came home, and Id been banned, I suspected it might be a permaban but I checked after 30 days and it was a 30 day ban, but Ive accumulated so many "points" on the "pewterisacocksuckingpowerhungryassmongeringsonofabitch" scale, that im basically one infraction, one point...from being scorched earth banned.
Im almost willing to hand off my account info to apex and let him go nuts...:lol:
No one goes out in a blaze of glory like Apex.....no one. :seasix::rofl::lol::cert:
TabuIsMe
10-01-2012, 5:10pm
Im almost willing to hand off my account info to apex and let him go nuts...:lol:
yes
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 5:13pm
Dude, if you are that close to being permabanned you should post giant black cocks all over the place there. Not just in OT, but everywhere.
P.s. I know that giant black cocks is redundant.
im not sure the powers that be would understand the need to ban me for giant black cocks...they would right click, save as "fap material"....and move on.
DJ_Critterus
10-01-2012, 5:18pm
Bwahahaha.... You could also start an "All cops suck big hairy balls" thread and see where that goes, too.
Mirroredshades
10-01-2012, 5:34pm
LoL.
:rofl:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-01-2012, 5:36pm
I know that giant black cocks is redundant.
Ahh bullshit. That a rumor STARTED by black guys i'm sure of it.
Fasglas
10-01-2012, 5:53pm
No one goes out in a blaze of glory like Apex.....no one. :seasix::rofl::lol::cert:
:iagree: "Epicness" to that level can never be repeated...
NEED-A-VETTE
10-01-2012, 6:02pm
Open about a dozen tabs and type up some crazy, scorched earth worthy threads. Title them something totally innocent but interesting. Don't hit the submit button until you have them all ready. Submit them one right after another. Bam! A dozen porn threads (or similar).
What is the over/under on the number of days until RED is back to posting at CF like nothing ever happened?
I'd put it at about 45 days.
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 6:16pm
What is the over/under on the number of days until RED is back to posting at CF like nothing ever happened?
I'd put it at about 45 days.
I basically cant post over there, at this point, just posting at all is probably worth 1 point on my "permanent record".
Kerrmudgeon
10-01-2012, 6:19pm
What is the over/under on the number of days until RED is back to posting at CF like nothing ever happened?
I'd put it at about 45 days.
After this thread?? This just might have done it. They have spies everywhere....big brother is watching!:willy:
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 6:20pm
Open about a dozen tabs and type up some crazy, scorched earth worthy threads. Title them something totally innocent but interesting. Don't hit the submit button until you have them all ready. Submit them one right after another. Bam! A dozen porn threads (or similar).
Even better...pull an apex, make a bunch of posts in threads, then change my signature to be epic porn .gifs, thne change settings so that signatures are on.
Ive got a shit ton of anonymous burner email adresses I use to harass people on craigslist, i can whip up 4-5 accounts over there and unleash hell.
5 accounts, with 5 vulgar .gifs of porn in their sigs, with nothing special usernames...maybe bomb like 10-15 threads each with 4-5 posts per thread, then change personas and make the signatures seen all at once....
Im talking like...nasty vulgar .gifs. The kind that would make joebuck gag, and you see the kind of ass he goes for...
mrvette
10-01-2012, 6:22pm
I basically cant post over there, at this point, just posting at all is probably worth 1 point on my "permanent record".
I have to laugh my ASS off on that phrase....'permanent record'....like from 1/2 a century ago, as if ANY HS records were EVER kept for 50 years....
they think anyone has that amount of money to store that crap?? much less scan it on some hard drive???
as if anyone CARES?? IF the .gov does, they need be fired on the spot....
talk about stooooooPIDity.....
:seasix:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-01-2012, 6:22pm
and you see the kind of ass he goes for...
Good grief. :lol:
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 6:32pm
Ahh bullshit. That a rumor STARTED by black guys i'm sure of it.
Well, alls I can say is that I personally cant throw my dick into this conversation, I dont bring alot of firepower to the "white guys can have massive dicks too" argument...
just sayin.
Burro (He/Haw)
10-01-2012, 6:35pm
I dont bring alot of firepower to the "white guys can have massive dicks too" argument...
Why did I make that post. Why.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9jq7HVZX1qg48ywo1_250.gif
mrvette
10-01-2012, 6:39pm
Why did I make that post. Why.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9jq7HVZX1qg48ywo1_250.gif
BECAUSE for your entire life you have hung around gyms and locker rooms looking at other dicks....
and practicing ......
typical musician......
:dance::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::cert:
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 6:42pm
BECAUSE for your entire life you have hung around gyms and locker rooms looking at other dicks....
and practicing ......
typical musician......
:dance::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::cert:
Typical meatgazer.
Bucwheat
10-01-2012, 6:48pm
After this thread?? This just might have done it. They have spies everywhere....big brother is watching!:willy:
That is what I,m thinking.
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 6:50pm
After this thread?? This just might have done it. They have spies everywhere....big brother is watching!:willy:
Not like I really care....they genuinely dont want me to post over there, the bannings and points are simply a formality.
Mike Mercury
10-01-2012, 7:01pm
When IB bought out troy, cfot got its collective balls removed, alot of the regulars fled the... selective moderation.
http://www.tim-yvonne.com/gif/bell1.gif
The silliness was the changes that were made to supposedly end the influence of a moderators ego. You see, instead of weeding out the bad moderators... they started this pansy "points system". This way, the head moderator didn't lose any of his friends (by not booting them of their moderator status).
Well; I hate to bear the bad news... but the "points system" has not put blinders on our eyes. We continue to see the few bad moderators - still there - which is an instant turn-away for many.
They should of first cleaned-house of all existing moderators (except for maybe Grumpy), and then instituted the points system.
Seeing Pewter over there - still with moderator power - is a slap-in-the-face to those regulars that help build-up that forum in the beginning.
Burro (He/Haw)
10-01-2012, 7:04pm
BECAUSE for your entire life you have hung around gyms and locker rooms looking at other dicks....
and practicing ......
typical musician......
:dance::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::cert:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::cert:
Bwahahaha.... You could also start an "All cops suck big hairy balls" thread and see where that goes, too.
Now that's funny.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
kingpin
10-01-2012, 8:12pm
BECAUSE for your entire life you have hung around gyms and locker rooms looking at other dicks....
and practicing ......
typical musician......
:dance::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::cert:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::cert:
Hole eeeeeeeee ****kkkk! :rofl:
kylebuck
10-01-2012, 8:19pm
Just do regular posts,
then go back and edit them all put all in porn.
ApexOversteer
10-01-2012, 8:34pm
Open about a dozen tabs and type up some crazy, scorched earth worthy threads. Title them something totally innocent but interesting. Don't hit the submit button until you have them all ready. Submit them one right after another. Bam! A dozen porn threads (or similar).
Do it early in the AM, using titles that don't instantly scream "nuclear meltdown", and you'd be surprised just how far you can go...
Make sure you post lots of pics, and then once banned, go back to the picture host, and replace the pics you posted with new pics, with the same file names as the originals.
To make a really good exit takes preparation. You can build a small squad of alternate names using a proxy much easier before going nuclear. Seeding pics in the days/hours leading up to blast off, not just for the bomb account, but the squad too, will allow you to remain a thorn in their side for as long as you wish.
My exit was totally off the cuff, if I had seen the hammer coming, the crater would be much, MUCH deeper.
NEED-A-VETTE
10-01-2012, 8:36pm
Well, alls I can say is that I personally cant throw my dick into this conversation, I dont bring alot of firepower to the "white guys can have massive dicks too" argument...
just sayin.
Duly noted.
(Adds to ignore list)
Frizzle
10-01-2012, 8:43pm
Do it early in the AM, using titles that don't instantly scream "nuclear meltdown", and you'd be surprised just how far you can go...
Make sure you post lots of pics, and then once banned, go back to the picture host, and replace the pics you posted with new pics, with the same file names as the originals.
To make a really good exit takes preparation. You can build a small squad of alternate names using a proxy much easier before going nuclear. Seeding pics in the days/hours leading up to blast off, not just for the bomb account, but the squad too, will allow you to remain a thorn in their side for as long as you wish.
My exit was totally off the cuff, if I had seen the hammer coming, the crater would be much, MUCH deeper.
my god. i remember that exit... it was epic!
kingpin
10-01-2012, 9:21pm
Duly noted.
(Adds to ignore list)
:rofl:
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 10:07pm
Duly noted.
(Adds to ignore list)
I can send a pic if you like...PM of course.
NEED-A-VETTE
10-01-2012, 10:55pm
I can send a pic if you like...PM of course.
Keep it to yourself, little man.
:leaving:
:lol:
RED-85-Z51
10-01-2012, 11:19pm
No really, Ive taken the pic, and in a minute ill PM it to you, no thanks needed...
Loco Vette
10-01-2012, 11:30pm
http://blog.crowdspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nike-just-do-it.jpg
Not a hair on the nutsack if you don't.
NEED-A-VETTE
10-01-2012, 11:36pm
No really, Ive taken the pic, and in a minute ill PM it to you, no thanks needed...
Got the PM. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. ;)
RED-85-Z51
10-02-2012, 12:20am
Got the PM. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. ;)
Always a pleasure.
But like I said, its not the size of your lure that matters as much as its motion in the ocean.
That said it really helps to catch big fish if you have a massive rock hard throbbing lure...
NEED-A-VETTE
10-02-2012, 1:24am
Always a pleasure.
But like I said, its not the size of your lure that matters as much as its motion in the ocean.
That said it really helps to catch big fish if you have a massive rock hard throbbing lure...
:rofl:
lallend
10-02-2012, 1:42am
Always a pleasure.
But like I said, its not the size of your lure that matters as much as its motion in the ocean.
That said it really helps to catch big fish if you have a massive rock hard throbbing lure...
Gotta admit Red, ya sure as hell caught me off guard with that remark... :cert:
Z06David
10-02-2012, 7:32am
Do it early in the AM, using titles that don't instantly scream "nuclear meltdown", and you'd be surprised just how far you can go...
Make sure you post lots of pics, and then once banned, go back to the picture host, and replace the pics you posted with new pics, with the same file names as the originals.
To make a really good exit takes preparation. You can build a small squad of alternate names using a proxy much easier before going nuclear. Seeding pics in the days/hours leading up to blast off, not just for the bomb account, but the squad too, will allow you to remain a thorn in their side for as long as you wish.
My exit was totally off the cuff, if I had seen the hammer coming, the crater would be much, MUCH deeper.
listen to this wise man
War Eagle ZO6
10-02-2012, 7:42am
Life is short. Hatred and animosity only make it go faster.
:yesnod:
kylebuck
10-02-2012, 7:44am
Life is short. Hatred and animosity only make it go faster.
:yesnod:
its like Tabasco sauce. It adds spice to life.
War Eagle ZO6
10-02-2012, 7:49am
its like Tabasco sauce. It adds spice to life.
:rofl:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-02-2012, 7:50am
Life is short. Hatred and animosity only make it go faster.
:yesnod:
So does riding your motorcycle without a helmet.
(Whoops, wrong thread :D)
99 pewtercoupe
10-02-2012, 8:03am
Do it early in the AM, using titles that don't instantly scream "nuclear meltdown", and you'd be surprised just how far you can go...
Make sure you post lots of pics, and then once banned, go back to the picture host, and replace the pics you posted with new pics, with the same file names as the originals.
To make a really good exit takes preparation. You can build a small squad of alternate names using a proxy much easier before going nuclear. Seeding pics in the days/hours leading up to blast off, not just for the bomb account, but the squad too, will allow you to remain a thorn in their side for as long as you wish.
My exit was totally off the cuff, if I had seen the hammer coming, the crater would be much, MUCH deeper.
Advice from the Master!
DJ_Critterus
10-02-2012, 4:07pm
Keep it to yourself, little man.
:leaving:
:lol:
:funniest: Keep it to yourself... it's the new Joebuck.
DJ_Critterus
10-02-2012, 4:08pm
Life is short. Hatred and animosity only make it go faster.
:yesnod:
We have a mole in our midst :D
kylebuck
10-02-2012, 4:38pm
We have a mole in our midst :D
No that's a war sparrow
DJ_Critterus
10-02-2012, 4:40pm
No that's a war sparrow
I accidentally shot a sparrow in toledo bend. oops....
NEVRL8T
10-02-2012, 7:48pm
Well, alls I can say is that I personally cant throw my dick into this conversation, I dont bring alot of firepower to the "white guys can have massive dicks too" argument...
just sayin.
You're not alone, brother. There's millions of us. :leaving:
kingpin
10-02-2012, 8:52pm
There's just way too much talk aboot cawk in here.
It needs to change.
Thread save.
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/gif/Jenneke_zps9c4d440a.gif
RED-85-Z51
10-02-2012, 10:15pm
There's just way too much talk aboot cawk in here.
It needs to change.
Thread save.
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/gif/Jenneke_zps9c4d440a.gif
Id give her the whole 3 inches...
Aerovette
10-02-2012, 10:50pm
Always a pleasure.
But like I said, its not the size of your lure that matters as much as its motion in the ocean.
That said it really helps to catch big fish if you have a massive rock hard throbbing lure...
"Big" and "fish" are two words that I try to avoid where women are concerned. :rofl:
NEED-A-VETTE
10-02-2012, 11:19pm
Id give her the whole 3 inches...
Being a little generous, no?
:leaving:
RED-85-Z51
10-02-2012, 11:22pm
Being a little generous, no?
:leaving:
I like to round up.
NEED-A-VETTE
10-03-2012, 12:32am
I like to round up.
:rofl: You're killing me.
island14
10-03-2012, 1:12am
I like to round up.
:rofl: You're killing me.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I like to round up.
Measure from the asshole to tip.
island14
10-03-2012, 7:00am
Measure from the asshole to tip.
He did.. :yesnod:
:Jeff '79:
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