Kerrmudgeon
09-30-2012, 3:15pm
:stickemup: funnies....got any??
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' He promptly replied: "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said: "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
To which I said: "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!"
She then asked: "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was: "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around and they are all loaded too."
:jester:
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' He promptly replied: "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said: "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"
To which I said: "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!"
She then asked: "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was: "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around and they are all loaded too."
:jester: