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mrvette
09-21-2012, 8:03am
A man was walking down the
street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet,
extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,"
the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf
course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!"
replied the homeless man.. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man,
"I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for
a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's
okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
:dance::shots:

Datawiz
09-21-2012, 8:24am
:lol:

jaxgator
09-21-2012, 8:25am
:funny:

Bucwheat
09-21-2012, 8:29am
:rofl:

BuckyThreadkiller
09-21-2012, 8:34am
Forwarded to S/O

Yerf Dog
09-21-2012, 9:05am
:lol:

99 pewtercoupe
09-21-2012, 9:29am
Good one:lol:

Low12s
09-21-2012, 9:57am
Hehehehehehe

Chuck A
09-21-2012, 9:59am
very funny, indeed

Vet4jdc
09-21-2012, 10:30am
:hurray:

Cybercowboy
09-21-2012, 11:08am
That's a good one. I stole it. :D

navyndi2
09-21-2012, 11:52am
:rofl: