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DAB
09-18-2012, 12:28pm
Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142)

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SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.

Carlos Romero, 31, was collared yesterday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal.

Investigators report that a witness last month spotted Romero, pictured in the mug shot at right, “up against the rear of the donkey” apparently having sex with the animal.

Romero--who was shirtless and had his pants down--pulled away from the donkey when he spotted the witness, who had been delivering a horse to the barn he rents.

When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions.

He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,” adding that he “gets aroused” by seeing an animal in heat.

Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.” He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."

After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,” Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.”

Romero is being held in the Marion County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.


:willy:

onedef92
09-18-2012, 12:30pm
Headline du jour DAB! I felt that joker from all the way over here. :rasta:

Hoog
09-18-2012, 12:30pm
Well, it was going to be Florida or Ohio...

onedef92
09-18-2012, 12:32pm
What doth Barn Babe say? :D

Entropy
09-18-2012, 12:32pm
Clerks 2 Donkey scene - YouTube

DAB
09-18-2012, 12:32pm
i like how they hide the donkey's eyes, so it won't be embarrassed to go out in public.

slant
09-18-2012, 12:52pm
Well, it was going to be Florida or Ohio...

chas ?

VatorMan
09-18-2012, 12:55pm
Quite the smile the perp has.

8Up
09-18-2012, 1:08pm
YAY not South Carolina!! :hurray:







sicko. :leaving:

jaxgator
09-18-2012, 2:05pm
and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."

By accident? Um, ok. :funny:

island14
09-18-2012, 2:23pm
Donkey didn't kick or run so it must have been consensual

island14
09-18-2012, 2:25pm
Headline du jour DAB! I felt that joker from all the way over here. :rasta:

:yesnod:

Blademaker
09-18-2012, 2:30pm
Bend him over, let a stud horse get some and see if he still likes "Zoophilia".

island14
09-18-2012, 2:38pm
Bend him over, let a stud horse get some and see if he still likes "Zoophilia".


Horse needs to check him first for wood shavings and debris :D

Blademaker
09-18-2012, 2:38pm
Horse needs to check him first for wood shavings and debris :D

:rofl:

RED-85-Z51
09-18-2012, 2:56pm
Bend him over, let a stud horse get some and see if he still likes "Zoophilia".

Mr hands....:lol:


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MEC5LADY
09-18-2012, 3:24pm
Bend him over, let a stud horse get some and see if he still likes "Zoophilia".

I like the way you think.:rofl::cert:

Aerovette
09-18-2012, 10:16pm
Ass sex- He's doing it wrong.

island14
09-18-2012, 10:31pm
Ass sex- He's doing it wrong.





Prolly the best piece of ass he ever had..


I wonder if he will keep a photo of her on his night stand by his bunk in his cell :island14:

Entropy
09-18-2012, 11:56pm
Prolly the best piece of ass he ever had..


I wonder if he will keep a photo of her on his night stand by his bunk in his cell :island14:
Kinky Kelly from Clerks 2 - YouTube

joecaver
09-19-2012, 3:57am
WTH is wrong with some people?:slap:

Aerovette
09-19-2012, 12:21pm
Anyone ever hear of the "death by horse"? Not for the faint of heart.

All I can say is OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH.

NEVRL8T
09-19-2012, 12:24pm
WTH is wrong with some people?:slap:

Apparently, it's the whole state of Florida. They frown on "zoophillia".

kingpin
09-19-2012, 3:26pm
Florida eh!

Ah forget it. :D

zz4vetteguy
09-19-2012, 11:32pm
I guess reading in important...i thought the cute guy was in trouble for running a donkey show...but I now see he was IN the donkey....show :faint: :puke:

island14
09-20-2012, 1:34am
Kinky Kelly from Clerks 2 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJQ0EV4bWH0)


:rofl: