I just saw the closest thing to a zombie...

[lspencer534]

I was going across the street at work and saw a man on the sidewalk who was about 6'7" tall. Skinny dude, had splotches of hair missing, and walked tilted backwards. He was a good 4"-5" off plumb. He didn't swing his arms when he walked either, they stayed straight down. He opened the door going into the bank, and grabbed the full-lenth handle way up high, germaphobia, I suppose. I glanced at his face...dayum! Glum, dead expression and all kinds of sores on his face.

Going through chemo maybe? He was one scary feckin' sight.

[DJ_Critterus]

Thought you saw another liberal. Glad to hear it wasn't that bad.

[DropTheTop]

He was a good 4"-5" off plumb.

This made me 'el 'O 'el

[Bucwheat]

Obama?

[Skia]

Meth is a hellofa drug....

[kingpin]

Lurch!?

[lspencer534]

He was a good 4"-5" off plumb.

This made me 'el 'O 'el

I'm glad you liked it. Hell, I'm in the Deep South and a lawyer, so I have to speak to the lowest common denominator here. They understand phrases like that.

[lspencer534]

Lurch!?

You know, come to think of it, that's exactly what he looked like. Face, walk, and body. :cert:

[xXBUDXx]

Wasn't me. I'm only 6'3"

[lspencer534]

Wasn't me. I'm only 6'3"

Awww...I knew that! He didn't have a pistol aimed at me.

[78SA]

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