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Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 1:49pm
No words are needed:lolsmile::lolsmile:
Leopard attacking and killing Crocodile by Hal Brindley - YouTube

Too bad I couldn't post this in CF:D

DukeAllen
09-12-2012, 2:11pm
Dick. Anyone can see it isn't you, it's your cousin Pierre.:lol:

PS

After looking at it again, remind me never to talk back to your cousin :D

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 2:23pm
Come on Duke, you must have heard that old saying, "A Sweetsie can't change its spots":D

DukeAllen
09-12-2012, 2:24pm
Liver spots don't count :D

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 2:30pm
Ouch!:lol:

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
09-12-2012, 2:55pm
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.


He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:


"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."


To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 3:03pm
Good one there Bunkster old chap. OBTW, love your new Avi, "Rats For Romney":rofl:

nutz4c4
09-12-2012, 3:16pm
Post it up on CF sweets.....Come on you know you want to..:D

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 3:20pm
Post it up on CF sweets.....Come on you know you want to..:D

Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background:rofl:

PLRX
09-12-2012, 3:22pm
Evolution

The year 2523

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/They-told-me-I-could-be-anything-So-I-became-a-crocodile-Cat.jpg

PLRX
09-12-2012, 3:23pm
Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background:rofl:

using this picture?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01112/leopard2_1112596c.jpg

nutz4c4
09-12-2012, 3:28pm
using this picture?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01112/leopard2_1112596c.jpg

:yesnod:

Frizlefrak
09-12-2012, 3:37pm
I think Mr. Thailand has been watching that vid. Look what Google Ads popped up.....

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4442/leopardvidcroc.jpg

DukeAllen
09-12-2012, 3:38pm
Maybe Pete could photchop a Yellow C4 outrunning a GTO in the background:rofl:

Fixed:seasix:

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 3:41pm
I think Mr. Thailand has been watching that vid. Look what Google Ads popped up.....

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4442/leopardvidcroc.jpg

:rofl::rofl:Good one Friz
Probably why he's fixing his piece of shit Vette up

Sweet 90
09-12-2012, 3:45pm
Evolution

The year 2523

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/They-told-me-I-could-be-anything-So-I-became-a-crocodile-Cat.jpg

Well Pete, like they say, "You've got to become one to hunt one":D

nutz4c4
09-12-2012, 3:47pm
using this picture?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01112/leopard2_1112596c.jpg

How about the yellow turd in the crocs mouth??

Frizlefrak
09-12-2012, 6:04pm
Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background:rofl:

Photoshop a GTO emblem on the Leopard, and a "Cross Fire Injection" emblem on the unfortunate croc.....with "OWNED" :rofl:

C4fan
09-12-2012, 8:20pm
Sweets, I am impressed. But now you will have to eat a turd to get the taste of the croc out of your mouth.:rofl:

RetiredSFC 97
09-13-2012, 1:54pm
Hopefully that's what we will be doing to that POS osama in November.