My new internet dating profile. [Archive]

MAJ Z06

10-22-2010, 10:42pm

What do you think, BTW only searching for girls from 18 to 29.

I will be new to NJ in December and would like to meet some nice girls. Life is too short not to have fun and meet new people.

Let me be honest, I have no problem being a "sugar daddy" to young pretty women. I only want some companionship for going to restaurants, movies, concerts, sporting events, seeing NYC, etc. I am very non-judgmental and non-jealous.

Lowcash

10-22-2010, 10:54pm

Let me know how that works out. :D

Munch

10-22-2010, 11:03pm

Creepy.

Probably do quite well with the Jersey ladies. Keep us posted.

themonk

10-22-2010, 11:03pm

So seeing as how you didn't list it, sex isn't that important to you, good going father.

Me I didn't list any age restrictions, I'm working on a 47 y o right now.

Iron Chef

10-23-2010, 1:03am

Might wanna read through this thread before you get started:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/3629-dating-102-advanced-course.html

Sneaks

10-23-2010, 6:17am

Every transvestite in Jersey will be hittin you up! :rofl:

Defib1961

10-23-2010, 6:39am

Might wanna read through this thread before you get started:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/3629-dating-102-advanced-course.html

Now how would you know about that? I think he should also list "TOTAL JUICE HEAD GUIDO" if he wants responses.

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 6:49am

So seeing as how you didn't list it, sex isn't that important to you, good going father.

Me I didn't list any age restrictions, I'm working on a 47 y o right now.

:lol: The age restrictions are inside the search not on the profile and if they don't know that sex is included well they soon will. :D

We'll see how it goes, I'll keep y'all posted.

Munch

10-23-2010, 7:16am

Isn't this what you're really looking for?

Escorts - NJ, New Jersey Local Yellow Pages by Yellowbook (http://www.yellowbook.com/yellow-pages/?what=escorts&where=new+jersey)

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 7:28am

Isn't this what you're really looking for?

Escorts - NJ, New Jersey Local Yellow Pages by Yellowbook (http://www.yellowbook.com/yellow-pages/?what=escorts&where=new+jersey)

No, I only want the amateurs.

Broken Wind

10-23-2010, 7:55am

Todd, take that sugar daddy **** out of there dude. Every convenience store and walmart employee will be looking for you. Find yourself a single female first sergeant. They have as much to lose as you do and they know what they can and cannot talk about.

Munch

10-23-2010, 8:01am

No, I only want the amateurs.

Good point.

Find yourself a single female first sergeant. They have as much to lose as you do and they know what they can and cannot talk about.

I wanna know what this means. :bilmem:

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 8:04am

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 8:05am

Good point.

I wanna know what this means. :bilmem:

Officers and Enlisted can't fraternize, so the safe bet is a senior NCO that has her career at risk also.

DJ_Critterus

10-23-2010, 8:40am

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 8:45am

You're going to get some 18 y/o PVT/PV2 from your command answering that... or your bubbas and bubbettes will find it and start showing it off around the unit.

Saw it happen with one of my peers in 3-1.

Good point but my command will only be about 30 senior men and Ft. Dix does not have a large Army population.

NEVRL8T

10-23-2010, 6:55pm

Does anyone find it ironic that New Jersey has an Army base called "Fort Dix"?

WKMCD

10-23-2010, 7:05pm

I was seriously thinking of doing something like this....

unfortunately Mrs, WKMCD put the nix on that. :toetap::notfunny:

Munch

10-23-2010, 7:29pm

Does anyone find it ironic that New Jersey has an Army base called "Fort Dix"?

Not really. Now if it was in San Fran then yes I would find that ironic. If Jersey had a "Fort geez it smells really horrible here" that would be ironic.

theanswriz42

10-23-2010, 7:31pm

18 to 29? Aren't you considerably older than that :skep:

Creepy...

MAJ Z06

10-23-2010, 9:59pm

18 to 29? Aren't you considerably older than that :skep:

Creepy...

Yes, 22-12 older, and I don't care what you think, girls that want sugar daddy's aren't going to find it with men their own age. :lol: It's already working, meeting a hot 21 year old this weekend, we already knew each other and I was honest with her, and she was honest with me. She needs what I have, I need what she has, neither of us looking for a serious relationship; it's all good.

Another thing, why is it rich, famous guys can date women significantly younger than they are but when a normal guy does it, it's "creepy?"

Also, being never married and no kids I have more in common with younger women than women closer to my age that are multiple divorcees and have kids.

Z06PDQ

10-24-2010, 8:48am

right on, Major! :cheers: I've got 15 years on the lady I'm seeing presently. age = nothing but a number. :seeya:

wwomanC6

10-24-2010, 10:21am

Ladies Cliff Note Version: Man Whore looking for action! :D

MAJ Z06

10-24-2010, 11:32am

Ladies Cliff Note Version: Man Whore looking for action! :D

You are a realist like me. :dance:

Defib1961

10-24-2010, 11:38am

Ladies Cliff Note Version: Man Whore looking for action! :D

:lolsmile::lolsmile:

WKMCD

10-24-2010, 12:18pm

Ladies Cliff Note Version: Man Whore looking for action! :D

Don't say like it's a bad thing...:dance:

wwomanC6

10-24-2010, 12:22pm

You are a realist like me. :dance:

:yesnod: Yep

:cheers:

:squirrelrun:

oyealiz

10-24-2010, 4:12pm

I'm confused. I thought last week you were posting pictures and a video of your girlfriend? :confused5:

Or maybe that wasn't you? :confused5:

DJ_Critterus

10-24-2010, 5:27pm

I'm confused. I thought last week you were posting pictures and a video of your girlfriend? :confused5:

Or maybe that wasn't you? :confused5:

He's a man-ho sugar daddy. Nothing wrong with having two different pieces of pie sitting on your plate. :leaving:

Munch

10-24-2010, 5:29pm

Nothing wrong with having two different pieces of pie sitting on your plate. :leaving:

So true, as long as you have enough whip cream for both.

Y2Kvert4me

10-24-2010, 5:36pm

I'm confused. I thought last week you were posting pictures and a video of your girlfriend? :confused5:

Or maybe that wasn't you? :confused5:Just taking a wild guess that might have been some of the native talent he shared time with during his recent visit to Costa Rica. :)

At the very least, I'm pretty sure there's no beaches like that in Kansas... :lol:

:cheers:

MAJ Z06

10-24-2010, 7:45pm

I'm confused. I thought last week you were posting pictures and a video of your girlfriend? :confused5:

Or maybe that wasn't you? :confused5:

Just taking a wild guess that might have been some of the native talent he shared time with during his recent visit to Costa Rica. :)

At the very least, I'm pretty sure there's no beaches like that in Kansas... :lol:

:cheers:

:above::above::above::above::above::above:

DJ_Critterus

10-24-2010, 7:54pm

So true, as long as you have enough whip cream for both.

That shot takes a little extra money......:leaving:

wwomanC6

10-25-2010, 8:00am

He's a man-ho sugar daddy. Nothing wrong with having two different pieces of pie sitting on your plate. :leaving:

Double dipping on dessert yea, but pulling a chair up and sitting down at the buffet line!?! :lolsmile: :rofl:

:squirrelrun:

Iron Chef

10-25-2010, 9:09am

EVERYONE told me that the right person would come out of nowhere, when I didn't give a crap and least expected it.

All I can say is that they were right. :D

oyealiz

10-25-2010, 11:08am

:above::above::above::above::above::above:

In which case, calling her your girlfriend was a long stretch, and falsification!

Mr Hole

10-25-2010, 1:04pm

EVERYONE told me that the right person would come out of nowhere, when I didn't give a crap and least expected it.

All I can say is that they were right. :D

:popcorns:

MAJ Z06

10-25-2010, 4:42pm

In which case, calling her your girlfriend was a long stretch, and falsification!

I just checked the picture thread, I never called her my girlfriend, though she is a girl and is my friend.

oyealiz

10-25-2010, 5:25pm

I just checked the picture thread, I never called her my girlfriend, though she is a girl and is my friend.

Oooo, ok! Plus I misread what you posted above. You were agreeing with Tom.

My apologies. Carry on. :lol:

MAJ Z06

10-25-2010, 6:22pm

Oooo, ok! Plus I misread what you posted above. You were agreeing with Tom.

My apologies. Carry on. :lol:

:cheers::beer:

DJ_Critterus

10-25-2010, 8:36pm

So, are there any pictures of this new slimmie?

Cobra4B

10-25-2010, 11:44pm

Go ahead and stock up on Valtrex... you're going to need it.

03SlowZ06

10-26-2010, 1:00am

Go ahead and stock up on Valtrex... you're going to need it.
:lolsmile: Now that ^ is funny. Of course you do know that VD is like fruit cake. You just regift it and its gone. :seeya:

Cobra4B

10-26-2010, 8:35am

:lolsmile: Now that ^ is funny. Of course you do know that VD is like fruit cake. You just regift it and its gone. :seeya:

"Herpes.... I allready had that once, that means I can't get it again right?"

Said by a college buddy at a frat party where 3 girls he had slept with were in attendance and all within earshot :rofl:

MAJ Z06

10-26-2010, 9:53am

So, are there any pictures of this new slimmie?

In the picture thread.

DJ_Critterus

10-26-2010, 8:21pm

In the picture thread.

No.... I'm referring to the second helping of pie you ordered.

NEVRL8T

10-26-2010, 8:40pm

Not really. Now if it was in San Fran then yes I would find that ironic. If Jersey had a "Fort geez it smells really horrible here" that would be ironic.

You ever watched Jersey Shore? Those guys are a bunch of Dix.

MAJ Z06

10-26-2010, 9:45pm

No.... I'm referring to the second helping of pie you ordered.

19 years old, going back to see her this Thanksgiving.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/toddgriffin00/Sub%201/091.jpg

Munch

10-26-2010, 9:57pm

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/Dr_Munch/Daffy.gif

MAJ Z06

10-26-2010, 10:00pm

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/Dr_Munch/Daffy.gif

:lol:

DropTheTop

10-27-2010, 7:12am

. . . It's already working, meeting a hot 21 year old this weekend, we already knew each other . . .

So, are there any pictures of this new slimmie?

No.... I'm referring to the second helping of pie you ordered.

Allow me to step in and clarify . . . We want pics of the 21 YO now!!! :o_o: :D

MAJ Z06

10-27-2010, 9:49pm

Allow me to step in and clarify . . . We want pics of the 21 YO now!!! :o_o: :D
This is all you get.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/toddgriffin00/15.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/toddgriffin00/14.jpg

Defib1961

10-27-2010, 9:55pm

And I thought my last girlfriend was a tease

kylebuck

10-27-2010, 10:53pm

id hit it.

DropTheTop

10-28-2010, 6:37am

This is all you get.

You Sir, are a Hero is so many ways! :flag: :hump:

Broken Wind

10-28-2010, 7:30am

Hoooahhhhh!

Damn, Todd. I'd have blisters man.

Z06PDQ

10-29-2010, 8:36pm

So true, as long as you have enough whip cream for both.

:lol:

snide

11-12-2010, 10:42pm

Does the phrase "conduct unbecoming of an officer" mean anything?

MAJ Z06

11-12-2010, 11:08pm

Does the phrase "conduct unbecoming of an officer" mean anything?
:rolleyes:
Damn, I have you blocked on CF and now here also. :yesnod:

Now find that corncob and pull it out.

DropTheTop

11-13-2010, 10:14am

Does the phrase "conduct unbecoming of an officer" mean anything?

:lolsmile: Since when is being a healthy non-committed heterosexual man - dating women who obviously want to be with him - "unbecoming"? :skep: