Ow! Ouch! Owie!

[itsaz]

[Darwin] Dammit! Missed again. [Darwin]

Michael Smeriglio Accidentally Shoots Own Penis, Testicle; Friend Arrested On Drug Charge (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/10/michael-smeriglio-accidentally-shoots-own-penis_n_1871984.html?)

[Torqaholic]

He can only make that mistake twice :rofl:

[Defib1961]

My eyes watered just reading the headline.

[itsaz]

Question for Defib.

Where would one put a tourniquet in this situation or would you just let him bleed out?

[Defib1961]

Question for Defib.

Where would one put a tourniquet in this situation or would you just let him bleed out?

Hand him a bunch of sterile 4x4's and tell him to hold pressure. Start an I.V. for fluid loss and pain medication,(In this case 4g of Dilaudid), tell the driver to administer a diesel bolus and try not to cry for the guy.

[boracayjohnny]

I love how the stupid take themselves out of the gene pool.

[NCC-1701]

He can only make that mistake twice :rofl:

:rofl::rofl:

[itsaz]

Hand him a bunch of sterile 4x4's and tell him to hold pressure. Start an I.V. for fluid loss and pain medication,(In this case 4g of Dilaudid), tell the driver to administer a diesel bolus and try not to cry for the guy.

I'd give him another bullet just to see if he can get it right this time.:nutkick:

[Yerf Dog]

Where would one put a tourniquet in this situation

Around his neck FTW! :seasix:

[simpleman68]

I love how the stupid take themselves out of the gene pool.

Or, at least their kids.
Scott

[dwjz06]

[Darwin] Dammit! Missed again. [Darwin]

Michael Smeriglio Accidentally Shoots Own Penis, Testicle; Friend Arrested On Drug Charge (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/10/michael-smeriglio-accidentally-shoots-own-penis_n_1871984.html?)
Damn Tom what were you looking for to find this one:lol:

[OddBall]

helluva Prince Albert he has now