Chest pains

[Sea Six]

For the past couple of weeks, I've been having the sensation of a very heavy pressure right in the center of my chest. It feels as though someone were pressing a broom handle right in the center of my breastplate, right at my heart, and pressing really hard.

The sensations go away after a minute or so. I'm not doing any exercise when it happens.

This happened a couple of years ago, and I went in to see a heart specialist. He put me on a treadmill and hooked me up to an EKG for a stress test. He said there was absolutely nothing wrong with my heart, but suggested that I lose some weight.

I think I'll just ride this one out and see if it goes away, before I stir up several hundred dollars in stress tests again. :willy:





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[Lightfoot]

why are you not at the doctor, instead of here posting about it??????

just because last time was nothing, you wanna take a chance that its' nothing again? What if your'e wrong?

get yerass to the doctor, man.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Chest pains are nothing to joke about. If your serious get it looked at. And for crying out loud listen to you doctor. Lose some weight if he recommends it.

[MrPeabody]

Doesn't sound like a big deal. I wouldn't worry about it.:leaving:

[Chuck A]

only have one life. go see a DR ASAP

[GentleBen]

Where can I get that hamburger? Needs at least 4 more slices of bacon, though.

[Sea Six]

But it isn't spreading or radiating or anything like that. :willy:

[Brett K]

I had a similar experience a year ago. It turns out it was indigestion/heartburn and the little flap that is supposed to keep the gas from food digestion coming back up doesn't work properly. The acids eat at the lining of your stomach and esophagus and cause the pain you describe. A prescription, elevating your head with an extra pilow when sleeping, and laying off spicy and acidic foods took care of it in a few days. With that said, I'm no doctor. Go see one!

[Doug28450]

Don't worry about it until you left arm starts to feel numb.

Oh....

keep us updated.

[Loco Vette]

But it isn't spreading or radiating or anything like that. :willy:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/08/11/0811-gymnist-getty-3.jpg

Atypical Heart Attack Symptoms (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/atypical-heart-attack-symptoms.html)

[Jeff '79]

Try to burp, and then, GO TO THE DOCTOR !....:wtf:
It prolly is acid reflux, but don't take any chances.

[sanchez]

Don't listen to the trolls telling you to "go to a doctor".

You need to eat a ton of edible marijuana and go to a jack shack to unload.

[Sea Six]

Don't worry about it until you left arm starts to feel numb.

Oh....

keep us updated.

My left arm will feel numb?


Will I have time to slip in an episode with "The Stranger" before I head off to the ER?

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Have you tried rigorous masturbation?

[Sea Six]

Have you tried rigorous masturbation?

I'll step it up a notch.

[Jeff '79]

Have you tried rigorous masturbation?

I'll step it up a notch.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Fk....That'll prolly last forever....

[Iron Chef]

And you haven't headed to the doctor yet????

Molly is smarter than you. :willy:

[Sea Six]

Here comes another one... now.

[Sea Six]

And it's gone.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Molly is smarter than you. :willy:
Clark can hold three balls in his mouth too, I'm sure. :lol:

[NeedSpeed]

Probably gas. I'd take a bowl of Gozar to flush your system.

[kingpin]

love sickness. :seasix:

[MrPeabody]

I had a similar experience a year ago. It turns out it was indigestion/heartburn and the little flap that is supposed to keep the gas from food digestion coming back up doesn't work properly. The acids eat at the lining of your stomach and esophagus and cause the pain you describe. A prescription, elevating your head with an extra pilow when sleeping, and laying off spicy and acidic foods took care of it in a few days. With that said, I'm no doctor. Go see one!

Tequilla shots and some whole jalapeno peppers are a good way to test for this.

[Sea Six]

love sickness. :seasix:

:sadangel:

[78SA]

Have someone punch you real hard in the chest. :leaving:

[OddBall]

Do you drink coffee by the gallon?

[LisaJohn]

Dibs on the vette!!!! It's only right since you named me.




Seriously---get it checked out by a doctor like ASAP!!!! My FIL:sadangel:had a heart attack without the arm pain. He turned an ugly shade of gray and said his chest was tight in the center. Had 4 bypasses and passed away 13 years later.

FWIW--I had surgery for acid reflux. There were days I thought it was my heart. And make the dr check your gallbladder! John had many gallbladder attacks and that has some of the same symptoms as heart problems.
Take care!!!

Mrs. Millenium



disclaimer: I am not a medical person and I slept at home last night.

[Sea Six]

Do you drink coffee by the gallon?

No. One cup a day, if that. This morning I had one cup.

[Jeff '79]

Clark can hold three balls in his mouth too, I'm sure. :lol:

I'm sure he has before.....Not tennis balls though.......:seasix:

[Meeko87]

Sounds like you have AIDS.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Sounds like you have AIDS.

Thats one way to lose weight.

[Sea Six]

Thats one way to lose weight.

That would be AYDS, not ... oh, well, I suppose AIDS would also help one lose weight.

[OddBall]

Take that shit seriously.
We've got few enough assholes around here as it is.
Who'd keep Joe Cool in check?

[Jeff '79]

Sounds like you have AIDS.

:rofl::rofl:......Oh, sorry....I didn't mean to laugh...

[Millenium Vette]

But it isn't spreading or radiating or anything like that. :willy:

So, what are your here, Dr Marcus ****in' Welby or something? Get that shit checked out.

:slap:

[Sea Six]

So, what are your here, Dr Marcus ****in' Welby or something? Get that shit checked out.

:slap:

I see myself as more of a Dr. McCoy type.

[Sea Six]

Imma go lie down until the feeling goes away.

[Jeff '79]

love sickness. :seasix:

You better call the doctor.....

Kiss-Calling Dr. Love - YouTube

[Jeff '79]

Imma go lie down until the feeling goes away.

Dude WTF ??? Seriously ?..... Go to a fk'n doctor !

[MrPeabody]

Imma go lie down until the feeling goes away.

Humble Pie - I Don't Need No Doctor (1971 Live at The Fillmore) - YouTube

[Millenium Vette]

I see myself as more of a Dr. McCoy type.

OK then: Dammit Jim, go get that shit checked out.

:slap:

[Kerrmudgeon]

You should start taking an aspirin a day, low dose, until you get to the doc's....AT THE LEAST!:yesnod:...thins the blood.

Ask yourself if it happens after a fatty meal like that hamburger or anything with animal fat. Fat molecules get into the blood stream about 25 minutes after a meal and actually slow down the flow! Most heart attacks happen after a meal like that.

What's your Blood pressure at? cholesterol? Take care of yourself man! :seasix:

[snide]

Back in April I had severe chest pains. The EMTs were treating me as a heart attack patient on the bus ride to the ER. After a shit tonne of expensive tests, turns out that all I had was a pulmonary embolism.

Good luck!

[78SA]

Imma go lie down until the feeling goes away.

That point is called death.

[MEC5LADY]

Well hell LisaJohn already claimed the vette so I guess I'll have to go for the doggie.
Seriously, it's people like you that give me job security.:issues::issues: Hell for that matter not only do I have job security, I also have the added benefit of getting a good workout doing compressions etc..
Do us all a favor and go to the doctor we seriously don't need someone to be more of a dumbazz for waiting too long. Your body is trying to tell you something and dead is not the way to find out what it is.

[MEC5LADY]

Back in April I had severe chest pains. The EMTs were treating me as a heart attack patient on the bus ride to the ER. After a shit tonne of expensive tests, turns out that all I had was a pulmonary embolism.

Good luck!

You make this sound like it's no big deal but it is life threatening. I could tell you stories about the patients who died suddenly without warning but don't feel like story time.

[Jeff '79]

You make this sound like it's no big deal but it is life threatening. I could tell you stories about the patients who died suddenly without warning but don't feel like story time.

Sarcasm.....It's fun to use reverse psychology on people who don't listen...

[Loco Vette]

Back in April I had severe chest pains. The EMTs were treating me as a heart attack patient on the bus ride to the ER. After a shit tonne of expensive tests, turns out that all I had was a pulmonary embolism.

Good luck!

"All". Sheesh.
Dr. Brantigan - Physcian Information (http://www.drbrantigan.com/physician/pulmonary.htm)

[kingpin]

Back in April I had severe chest pains. The EMTs were treating me as a heart attack patient on the bus ride to the ER. After a shit tonne of expensive tests, turns out that all I had was a pulmonary embolism.

Good luck!

White dude problems. :D

[LisaJohn]

Well hell LisaJohn already claimed the vette so I guess I'll have to go for the doggie.
Seriously, it's people like you that give me job security.:issues::issues: Hell for that matter not only do I have job security, I also have the added benefit of getting a good workout doing compressions etc..
Do us all a favor and go to the doctor we seriously don't need someone to be more of a dumbazz for waiting too long. Your body is trying to tell you something and dead is not the way to find out what it is.

I'm only about 5 hours away from him. I can take the doggie too if needed. Why is it that boys(men) are so stubborn and act like whiney babies when it involves their health?

[MrPeabody]

I'm only about 5 hours away from him. I can take the doggie too if needed. Why is it that boys(men) are so stubborn and act like whiney babies when it involves their health?

The same reason we do everything. Chicks dig it.:seasix:

[63C2splitter]

why are you not at the doctor, instead of here posting about it??????

just because last time was nothing, you wanna take a chance that its' nothing again? What if your'e wrong?

get yerass to the doctor, man.

:iagree: Get it checked out. :slap:

[sasnglass77]

Clark,

For the love of everything holy.....go to a doctor! Don't screw around. As others have said, "you only have one life" now get your ass to the doctor and find out what is going with you!

Well Lisa claimed the vette, and Me2 claimed the puppy, can I claim the houses??(j/k) :lol:

Take care of yourself and please keep us posted!
:angel:

[lspencer534]

I slogged through all the posts just because you're a friend of mine. First, hardly anyone has a "Hollywood heart attack", where you grab your chest, feel like you can't breathe, and pain radiates down your left arm. Personally, I don't think you've had a heart attack, but didn't the doctor check for that? Enzymes in your blood will reveal if you have had one, but not when you did.

If neccesary, they will give you a nuclear heart scan to really check the health of your heart. You're injected with some radioactive shit and then put on a treadmill that inclines. They ask you to rate the difficulty from 1-20. I always lie: "Maybe a 5." Pant...gasp...throw up....

Seriously, you need to find out what's wrong. Now!

[NCC-1701]

I hope it's not the widow maker...:sadangel::sadangel:

[lspencer534]

He's not married, so no problem. :seasix:

[Blademaker]

Clark..........You might wanna get that checked out. I did when I had the same shit. Turned out to be GERD.

I mean, do you really want a buncha liberals lined up to whiz on yer grave? With Joe Cooool leading the way?

Get it checked out......:seasix:

[1911fool]

Yeah Clark, you need to go to the ER.
My dad had his first heart attack @ 45. His last one was @ 50. It was the last one, because it was the one that killed him.

How old are you?

[MEC5LADY]

Sarcasm.....It's fun to use reverse psychology on people who don't listen...

Sarcasm is what I do best and I don't charge for it. ;)

I'm only about 5 hours away from him. I can take the doggie too if needed. Why is it that boys(men) are so stubborn and act like whiney babies when it involves their health?

Biotch biotch biotch that's all you hear from most of the men. I swear all I hear is "Oh no don't put that there", "Oh hell no you aren't going to shock me again that hurt like hell", "Your going to put what where?!". Buncha big babies.:leaving:

[G8rDMD]

By all means, go to the fcuking doctor. But, on the off chance you die, I call dibs on the watch Nox is sending you :D :lol: :leaving: No, but seriously, go get checked out and don't be a stubborn idiot :seasix:

[MEC5LADY]

Clark..........You might wanna get that checked out. I did when I had the same shit. Turned out to be GERD.

I mean, do you really want a buncha liberals lined up to whiz on yer grave? With Joe Cooool leading the way?

Get it checked out......:seasix:

Even if it's not a heart attach Gerd is very serious and can lead to serious complications and sometimes CA. Now put on your big boy panties (even if they have ruffles the nurses won't giggle -- I promise) and get yourself to the doc.

[MEC5LADY]

By all means, go to the fcuking doctor. But, on the off chance you die, I call dibs on the watch Nox is sending you :D :lol: :leaving: No, but seriously, go get checked out and don't be a stubborn idiot :seasix:

Hmm watch, dog, car, house gone I guess the rest of VB has dibs on what's left.:leaving:

[lspencer534]

Even if it's not a heart attach Gerd is very serious and can lead to serious complications and sometimes CA. Now put on your big boy panties (even if they have ruffles the nurses won't giggle -- I promise) and get yourself to the doc.

Actually, the nurses do laugh....

[kingpin]

Even if it's not a heart attach Gerd is very serious and can lead to serious complications and sometimes CA. Now put on your big boy panties (even if they have ruffles the nurses won't giggle -- I promise) and get yourself to the doc.

*attack*


:leaving:

[kingpin]

Actually, the nurses do laugh....

they also point...not that it's happened to me.

[lspencer534]

they also point...not that it's happened to me.

It has to me. Why does 10" surprise anybody? Sheesh....

[American Made]

Hope it's nothing. :angel:

[kingpin]

It has to me. Why does 10" surprise anybody? Sheesh....

you know what they say aboot big balls. :D

[G8rDMD]

*attack*


:leaving:

:slap: You NEVER correct Gail, Moose boy :slap:

:lol:

[G8rDMD]

Even if it's not a heart attach Gerd is very serious and can lead to serious complications and sometimes CA. Now put on your big boy panties (even if they have ruffles the nurses won't giggle -- I promise) and get yourself to the doc.

A lifetime of treating GERD with Tums, then finally Prilosec, led to esophageal cancer for my grandpa :sadangel:

[kingpin]

:slap: You NEVER correct Gail, Moose boy :slap:

:lol:

She loves me, I can get away with it. :yesnod:

[Blademaker]

From a possible heart *attach* to dick measuring.........Way to go, VBOT.

:clap:

[MEC5LADY]

*attack*
:leaving:

Bite me. You try getting little sleep and putting up with the crap I do at work and let's see how coherent you are. :issues:

:slap: You NEVER correct Gail, Moose boy :slap:
:lol:

This is his first offense so I'll take it easy this time. Next time the gloves are off and :issues::issues::issues::issues:

She loves me, I can get away with it. :yesnod:

What's love got to do with it? You get on my nerves enough and all bets are off. :kimblair:

[kingpin]

From a possible heart *attach* to dick measuring.........Way to go, VBOT.

:clap:

:rofl:

Still waiting for talk aboot a reach around or BDSM gear to enter the conversation.

[MEC5LADY]

It has to me. Why does 10" surprise anybody? Sheesh....

Don't be bringing your nose size into this thread

Actually, the nurses do laugh....

Meh we are professionals we wait until we are out of earshot to :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: (well sometimes)

[kingpin]

Bite me.



I'll take it easy this time.






I told you guys she loves me. :hearts: :kingpin:

[MrPeabody]

Am I the only one who's noticed that Sea Six hasn't posted for over two hours? :waiting:

[kingpin]

Am I the only one who's noticed that Sea Six hasn't posted for over two hours? :waiting:

He's probably :sleep:

[lspencer534]

Am I the only one who's noticed that Sea Six hasn't posted for over two hours? :waiting:

Yes.

[Jeff '79]

Yes.

:rofl:

[Millenium Vette]

Bite me.

No problem spelling that

[MrPeabody]

Yes.

:lol:

[MEC5LADY]

:rofl:

Still waiting for talk aboot a reach around or BDSM gear to enter the conversation.

Paging Mrvette...... :waiting:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I think this entire chest pain thing is a ploy. A cry for attention since he and the Mrs. split up.

Or

He's lying on the floor clutching his chest screaming for Gail. That's what I'd be doing. :D

[Sea Six]

Aaahh. That's much better.

<yawn>


What'd I miss?

[Sea Six]

It's prolly acid reflux, as has been mentioned. I'll just try treating it with TUMS and Prilosec.

[Blademaker]

Aaahh. That's much better.

<yawn>


What'd I miss?

Dick measuring, mis-spellings.........the usual......

[Jeff '79]

The_Big_one.wmv - YouTube

[MrPeabody]

Aaahh. That's much better.

<yawn>


What'd I miss?

You were dead. Humor ensued.

[MEC5LADY]

I think this entire chest pain thing is a ploy. A cry for attention since he and the Mrs. split up.

Or

He's lying on the floor clutching his chest screaming for Gail. That's what I'd be doing. :D

Awww I'd be honored to crack a rib or two.:cert:

Aaahh. That's much better.
<yawn>
What'd I miss?

Nothing much we have just been figuring out who gets what when you errr go towards the light.:leaving:

[The_Dude]

I went through all of this last year. EKG, electrocardiogram, then cardiologist. He tells me it's nothing and the treatment is worse than living with it. But at least I know.

[MEC5LADY]

It's prolly acid reflux, as has been mentioned. I'll just try treating it with TUMS and Prilosec.

Look I'll tell you straight up if you end up treating yourself and don't get it right you run the risk of having a GI bleed. If you have a GI bleed, nobody and I mean nobody will want to be within twenty feet of you if you poop. GI bleeds are one of the nastiest smells so do us and everyone that could potentially be near you in the future and just go see a doc. :puke:

[OddBall]

Aaahh. That's much better.

<yawn>


What'd I miss?

All the gals on here got together and decided they were going to give you some pity sex and pull a train on you. But you were asleep, and now they're out of the mood.

Kingpin's in the mood though. And he brought the moose.

[Blademaker]

All the gals on here got together and decided they were going to give you some pity sex and pull a train on you. But you were asleep, and now they're out of the mood.

Kingpin's in the mood though. And he brought the moose.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kingpin]

All the gals on here got together and decided they were going to give you some pity sex and pull a train on you. But you were asleep, and now they're out of the mood.

Kingpin's in the mood though. And he brought the moose.

:hurray::hurray::hurray:

I give a lickin; and keep on tickin'.

:hurray::hurray::hurray:

Where the women at!?!?

[Sea Six]

I went through all of this last year. EKG, electrocardiogram, then cardiologist. He tells me it's nothing and the treatment is worse than living with it. But at least I know.

I like this diagnosis the best. I'm going with this one. :hurray:

[MEC5LADY]

I like this diagnosis the best. I'm going with this one. :hurray:

:yawn: Well okay if that's what you want. Don't worry though we will take real good care of your stuff.:D

[Sea Six]

Imma need a lawyer to sort out just who gets what, from this thread.

Spence, you busy?

[Entropy]

Imma need a lawyer to sort out just who gets what, from this thread.

Spence, you busy?
Sounds like he's a brittle diabetic. We're going to start splitting up his stuff next.


:hat:

[lspencer534]

Imma need a lawyer to sort out just who gets what, from this thread.

Spence, you busy?

Of course I'll help you out. It's quite simple. We'll work on a contingency fee: If we lose, you and I get nothing. If we win, you get nothing.

[Sea Six]

Sounds like he's a brittle diabetic. We're going to start splitting up his stuff next.


:hat:

:funnier:

[JRD77VET]

Imma go lie down until the feeling goes away.

Just ignore the possible heart attack symtoms :slap:

Keep ignoring them and YOU will go away :sadangel:

[sanchez]

If you die can I have you plasticized and turned into a coffee table??

[Sea Six]

If you die can I have you plasticized and turned into a coffee table??

The Bodies Exhibit already has dibs on me. They're gonna work me into some sort of exhibitionist themed diorama.

You can always pay your money and go see it like everybody else, though. :dunno:

[sanchez]

The Bodies Exhibit already has dibs on me. They're gonna work me into some sort of exhibitionist themed diorama.

Would you rather be posed playing tennis where some goobers from iowa ( no offense entropy) finger you up or made into a phenomenal piece of art?

Here me out. I'm thinking you in full goatse with a unicorn head under a giant piece of glass. Your stretched bung piece would totally make a bitchin magazine rack. I've can have some sketches down if ya want.

[Sea Six]

This thread took a weird turn somewhere.

[sanchez]

This thread took a weird turn somewhere.

I know, right?

[LisaJohn]

Imma need a lawyer to sort out just who gets what, from this thread.

Spence, you busy?

He's playing Barbies. We already have everything divided. You don't need a lawyer. Here is what's gonna happen:
I, Lisa, aka MM, get the vette. I said dibs first.
Gail gets the doggie but if something comes up and she can't I'll get the doggie. I asked Fletcher and he said yes and he is impressed with the 3 tennis balls, he can only hold one tennis ball at the time.
Sas gets the house.
See--it's not complicated at all.





Or you could call the dr and get yourself checked out and keep all your stuff!

[MEC5LADY]

He's playing Barbies. We already have everything divided. You don't need a lawyer. Here is what's gonna happen:
I, Lisa, aka MM, get the vette. I said dibs first.
Gail gets the doggie but if something comes up and she can't I'll get the doggie. I asked Fletcher and he said yes and he is impressed with the 3 tennis balls, he can only hold one tennis ball at the time.
Sas gets the house.
See--it's not complicated at all.
Or you could call the dr and get yourself checked out and keep all your stuff!

Oh no what did you do?!! You brought logic and common sense into this thread and you know there is no place for that here. :toetap:

[Entropy]

Would you rather be posed playing tennis where some goobers from iowa ( no offense entropy) finger you up or made into a phenomenal piece of art?

Here me out. I'm thinking you in full goatse with a unicorn head under a giant piece of glass. Your stretched bung piece would totally make a bitchin magazine rack. I've can have some sketches down if ya want.
What kind of magazines would make the best impact for something like that?

[Bill]

Back in April I had severe chest pains. The EMTs were treating me as a heart attack patient on the bus ride to the ER. After a shit tonne of expensive tests, turns out that all I had was a pulmonary embolism.

Good luck!

How much is that in American tests?

[Sea Six]

What kind of magazines would make the best impact for something like that?

I'm thinking 31 round GLOCK magazines. For a subject other than myself, of course.

[Sea Six]

How much is that in American tests?

2.5 shit tonnes = 1 ****load (US)

[sanchez]

I'm thinking 31 round GLOCK magazines. For a subject other than myself, of course.

I was thinking harper's or nat geo. Maybe highlights, you know that shitty magazine from the dentist office?

What kind of magazines would make the best impact for something like that?

You know, not that you bring that up, how about an umbrella holder?? I'd wager I could get one of the lose fancy gOlf umbrellas in your hogged out b-hole.

[Entropy]

I was thinking harper's or nat geo. Maybe highlights, you know that shitty magazine from the dentist office?

Classy.



You know, not that you bring that up, how about an umbrella holder?? I'd wager I could get one of the lose fancy gOlf umbrellas in your hogged out b-hole.

Not bad. I'm thinking it would be a classy pen holder if you built it into a desk.

Maybe a little brass plaque. "We get shit done." or something like that.

[sanchez]

Classy.





Not bad. I'm thinking it would be a classy pen holder if you built it into a desk.

Maybe a little brass plaque. "We get shit done." or something like that.

I like the pen idea. How about it's a inkwell for a quill pen? Right?

Or I could rent it out to timid bi-curious suburbanites to do a test run. I mean, I wouldn't tell sea six I'm gonna prostitute his deceased, plasticized balloon knot, but that's probably what I'd do.

[snide]

Clark..........You might wanna get that checked out. I did when I had the same shit. Turned out to be GERD.


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[aj]

At the risk of being a party pooper don't screw around with this. I have had what I describe as 3 minor attacks and I guarantee that none of them showed the 'symptoms' that everyone is told to look forward to.

The first two felt like I was getting a bear-hug from an actual bear. The last one was a tightness in my neck. No arm pain, no real chest pain.

If it is a problem then you get the opportunity to have your crotch cut open and tubes run thru your body to put stents where they are needed. Not fun. Then you get your dr telling you that it is not a case of IF, but when. And that really sucks.

I know I don't post a lot, but please don't play a game that is like russian roulette with a .45 automatic. I will really miss your doggie.

[sanchez]

At the risk of being a party pooper don't screw around with this. I have had what I describe as 3 minor attacks and I guarantee that none of them showed the 'symptoms' that everyone is told to look forward to.

The first two felt like I was getting a bear-hug from an actual bear. The last one was a tightness in my neck. No arm pain, no real chest pain.

If it is a problem then you get the opportunity to have your crotch cut open and tubes run thru your body to put stents where they are needed. Not fun. Then you get your dr telling you that it is not a case of IF, but when. And that really sucks.

I know I don't post a lot, but please don't play a game that is like russian roulette with a .45 automatic. I will really miss your doggie.

:withthisdude:

Don't be a faggot. Get checked out.

[Taurus]

On a serious note, I get this question a lot. The body sends signals in the weeks leading up to a heart attack in many cases. They are usually short periods of chest pain in the form of pressure on the center of the chest. There may be no other symptoms, don't wait for the radiating pains or shortness of breath or sweating to start, by then it may be too late.

Go see a doc, he'll send you for a stress test then you'll know.

[MEC5LADY]

How timely......

These 4 Things Happen Right Before a Heart Attack (http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/heart-attack-four-things/2012/04/05/id/434957?PROMO_CODE=E97B-1)

[BuckyThreadkiller]

I believe what ails you can be cured by a simple cold water enema.

[kingpin]

I believe what ails you can be cured by a simple cold water enema.

lspencer can help him with that I'm sure.

[xXBUDXx]

After Sanchez plasticizes his crusty bung hole, can we ship it to the members interested for a week at the time? I'm sure there are several people that would like to proudly display it on their desk with various lawn tools stuck in it.


I have a new rake that I'd drag to work if I get to stuff it in Clark's plasticized starfish. Hell, I'd take it up front and show it to the hot receptionist to see if she wanted to play with Clark's "Gate to the poop chute".

Hey, Dirty have you picked out a color or are you going with a bar-top shellack? Maybe a brass plate we can all put our names on and a set of wheels to roll it around...........I like where this is going.

I'd also wear it for a holster. Starting out with the small weapons and working up to the big stuff. I don't want to tear our new found prize.


Is Clark dead, yet?

[MEC5LADY]

I believe what ails you can be cured by a simple cold water enema.

:bilmem: Who knows he might enjoy it.:rofl:

[snide]

"All". Sheesh.
Dr. Brantigan - Physcian Information (http://www.drbrantigan.com/physician/pulmonary.htm)

:eek: Interesting read. Thanks Val! :thumbs: :thumbs:

:cheers:

[xXBUDXx]

:bilmem: Who knows he might enjoy it.:rofl:

The post above this was much funnier. I am forced to take this to the highest counsel unless you show me your boobs.


The decision is yours, but the council has been sick and they will want to touch them. Me, I just want to see them.

Box is empty and operators are standing by.:hurray:

[Mirroredshades]

I'm not sure why but I feel as though I need to post in this thread.

:o_o:

[island14]

Clark just wants to wait to save money...

Just let the professionals find out what was wrong with you for free after the autopsy.. :seasix:

:slap:







But then again.. maybe it is just your heart telling you to call Maridel.. :D

You know you miss her :yesnod:

:cert:

[Bucwheat]

I have chest pain but it is from my Asthma,do you have Asthma?

[MEC5LADY]

The post above this was much funnier. I am forced to take this to the highest counsel unless you show me your boobs.


The decision is yours, but the council has been sick and they will want to touch them. Me, I just want to see them.

Box is empty and operators are standing by.:hurray:

Now why in the world would you want me to show you my boss and coworker's pictures? :bilmem:

[Sea Six]

Now why in the world would you want me to show you my boss and coworker's pictures? :bilmem:

Why... are they Democrats?

[xXBUDXx]

Now why in the world would you want me to show you my boss and coworker's pictures? :bilmem:

:rofl:

Clark, what size shirt do you wear?:waiting:

[MEC5LADY]

Why... are they Democrats?

I tend not to talk politics with many people since I can't seem to contain my sarcasm.:leaving:

[The_Dude]

I like this diagnosis the best. I'm going with this one. :hurray:

I'm sure you know as well as I do, that it could have been something serious. My brother, who is one year older than me has some pretty serious heart trouble.

[tshirts and jeans]

Look I'll tell you straight up if you end up treating yourself and don't get it right you run the risk of having a GI bleed. If you have a GI bleed, nobody and I mean nobody will want to be within twenty feet of you if you poop. GI bleeds are one of the nastiest smells so do us and everyone that could potentially be near you in the future and just go see a doc. :puke:

she aint lying.....

btw.....ill take the lamborghini.....im thinking you told me you had one, didn't you... i'll even take your nephew in waco for a spin.....just to be nice...

and take an aspirin and if the symptoms go away in about 15....def see a dr...

[island14]

Just put a note in your pocket with your login and password to let the autopsy team let us know how you went OK? :thumbs:

[island14]

Yo Retard! go get checked out K?

:cert:

[Sea Six]

she aint lying.....

btw.....ill take the lamborghini.....im thinking you told me you had one, didn't you... i'll even take your nephew in waco for a spin.....just to be nice...

and take an aspirin and if the symptoms go away in about 15....def see a dr...

It's a DeLorean, not a Lambo... LOL ... big difference, unfortunately. That DeL is worth about $15,000 on a good day, to the right buyer.

I'm feeling better today. No chest pressure, but I am very tired for no real reason. I may take another three hour nap here in a little while. :yawn:

[Sea Six]

Yo Retard! go get checked out K?

:cert:

I'm good. :)

[tshirts and jeans]

It's a DeLorean, not a Lambo... LOL ... big difference, unfortunately. That DeL is worth about $15,000 on a good day, to the right buyer.

I'm feeling better today. No chest pressure, but I am very tired for no real reason. I may take another three hour nap here in a little while. :yawn:

yeah that too......:lol: you know me ...they are all the same....four wheels and a motor....

[island14]

I'm good. :)

Hope so..

Really!

:cert:

[kingpin]

Chest pains, back pains, migraines.
Meh!
Nothing a few Advils and a nap can't conquer right C6.

[Mr Hole]

yeah that too......:lol: you know me ...they are all the same....four wheels and a motor....

Says the lady that drives a Short Bus...

[tshirts and jeans]

Says the lady that drives a Short Bus...

:kingpin: not feeling any love here today...:sadangel:

[kingpin]

:kingpin: not feeling any love here today...:sadangel:

:hearts:

[MrPeabody]

:kingpin: not feeling any love here today...:sadangel:

I like the Cube. Really. There, I said it.:seasix:

[tshirts and jeans]

:hearts:

:D

I like the Cube. Really. There, I said it.:seasix:

:thumbs: see now that wasn't so bad, now was it......

and btw...seasix.....glad to hear/see that you are feeling better......:hurray:

[Y2Kvert4me]

:kingpin: not feeling any love here today...:sadangel:Here babe...All it really needs is some sunshine and a touch of green. :)

http://www.thevettebarn.com/tom/socalcube.jpg

[tshirts and jeans]

Here babe...All it really needs is some sunshine and a touch of green. :)

http://www.thevettebarn.com/tom/socalcube.jpg

actually pretty darn cool.......:seasix:

but i think the topic here was chest......as in pain in the chest.....:leaving:

[Bill]

yeah that too......:lol: you know me ...they are all the same....four wheels and a motor....


Man: So, what kind of car do you drive?

Woman: Oh, it's red.


:hide:

[Bill]

I like the Cube. Really. There, I said it.:seasix:

So does the mother Cube. That makes two of you.

[JRD77VET]

:kingpin: not feeling any love here today...:sadangel:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/gif/zhug.gif