Why am I up at this time in the AM

[wwomanC6]

Its a funny story.
I'm a lite sleeper and my hubby has tendency to sleepwalk when he drunk. He also talks in his sleep but thats a different story!
I hear him get up and go out side at 2 am.
I go out to check on him.
He's outside pissing on my Truck tire!!! LOL
OMG, now I gotta go hose it down.

One other time he went out in the garage and pissed on the side of his Bass Boat! :smilielol5:

At least he didn't go to the garage and piss on my Vette! :squirrel3:
Had he done that, I would have kicked him out, sent his azz back to WI and divorce him!!!!!!! :beat:

[DropTheTop]

I sleep-drunk-pissed a long time ago. :willy_nilly:

I swung my legs out of bed when I finally woke up, only to splash down in a giant puddle on the carpet! Not a drop on my clothes or the bed though!

[Culookin]

Not a drop on my clothes or the bed though!

That's the impressive part!

Hey Cheif, you should buy a leash and collar for your hubby at night, or at least put up a doggy door in the garage so he doesn't get to the vette :takdir:

[wwomanC6]

Well he is a former Devil Dog!:smilielol5:

:squirrel run:Shopping List
Doggy Door, Collar, & Leash for Bad Devil Dog

[Culookin]

Well he is a former Devil Dog!:smilielol5:

:squirrel run:Shopping List
Doggy Door, Collar, & Leash for Bad Devil Dog

I hear those electronic shock collars work great too :takdir:

[Gozar]

:shots:

[oahuyahoo]

Plus I notice you edit threads from time to time, lately this must keep you pretty busy. And concerning the hubby, sure he's not in a blackout?

[FRISKY]

Whether you are pissing on a vehicle or just wake up early, this is a good time of morning because it is peaceful. :)

**EDIT** Never mind, I just saw why this thread from 10/06/09 was bumped.

[wwomanC6]

Whether you are pissing on a vehicle or just wake up early, this is a good time of morning because it is peaceful. :)

**EDIT** Never mind, I just saw why this thread from 10/06/09 was bumped.

Its ok, your right this is a peaceful time of the day! :cheers:


Oh, this brings back memories and its funny cuz we are going through a divorce now - but not cuz he pissed on my tires! :lol:

:squirrelrun:

[Broken Wind]

Sorry to hear that.

[VatorMan]

Sorry to hear that.

:iagree: But still a funny story.

[snide]

:iagree: But still a funny story.

:withstupid:

[Kerrmudgeon]

So.....would that make you single now.....??:smash::D