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DJ_Critterus
08-24-2012, 8:42pm
Fuk!!!!! Ran over something at the gas station and tore a hole in my oil pan on the T-bucket!
78SA
08-24-2012, 8:44pm
Small dog?
Bill
08-24-2012, 8:44pm
Has Alaska banned you from entering the state yet?
JRD77VET
08-24-2012, 8:44pm
Shut it off before permanent damage?
Bill
08-24-2012, 8:46pm
Were you wearing an eye patch and drinking at the time of the accident?

http://palomitasconrefresco.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/waterworld-micro.jpg
Jeff '79
08-24-2012, 8:47pm
:rofl::rofl:
VatorMan
08-24-2012, 8:47pm
Methinks the designated driver thingy didnt work out.
DJ_Critterus
08-24-2012, 8:53pm
I wasnt drinking. Hit something that didnt look like a damn bump.
DJ_Critterus
08-24-2012, 8:55pm
Shut it off before permanent damage?

I have evac tubes going to the collectors. It didnt leak a single drop until I shut it down to check it out.

Some retard bitch came up to me and asked if i noticed the leak while i was staring at it.
VatorMan
08-24-2012, 9:08pm
I wasnt drinking. Hit something that didnt look like a damn bump.

HTF do you hit something at a freakin gas station? Cruising down the road is one thing. Just damn.
Kerrmudgeon
08-24-2012, 9:11pm
Cripes...you haven't had much luck with that thing this year have you? :cry:
DJ_Critterus
08-24-2012, 9:16pm
As much oil as I spilled I expect Obidiot to demand I cough up $20 billion.
island14
08-24-2012, 9:39pm
Prolly ran over one of those little import cars, hope no one was hurt
MEC5LADY
08-24-2012, 9:43pm
I have evac tubes going to the collectors. It didnt leak a single drop until I shut it down to check it out.

Some retard bitch came up to me and asked if i noticed the leak while i was staring at it.

I can just picture that happening. :rofl:
LisaJohn
08-24-2012, 10:18pm
I have evac tubes going to the collectors. It didnt leak a single drop until I shut it down to check it out.

Some retard bitch came up to me and asked if i noticed the leak while i was staring at it.

And you should have said "OMG a leak, where, are you kidding me, I wonder what's leaking".
C5Nate
08-24-2012, 11:25pm
HTF do you hit something at a freakin gas station? Cruising down the road is one thing. Just damn.


Dont run over one of these in a Vette either.


http://media2.abcactionnews.com//photo/2012/02/23/gas_station_fuel_cap_20120223020036_320_240.JPG
DJ_Critterus
08-25-2012, 8:00am
Dont run over one of these in a Vette either.


http://media2.abcactionnews.com//photo/2012/02/23/gas_station_fuel_cap_20120223020036_320_240.JPG

Winner. I thought I had rolled to the side of the stupid thing, but I'll be able to fix the pan easy enough. Taking it off is a bitch because of how the motor sits just over the cross member.
island14
08-25-2012, 10:01am
For some reason this reminds me of a story a few years back...

And yeah I just got in from a night of the Rhum.. :D


We were out at the track for a test and tune night, (Oval Track)
(anything is pretty much allowed on test night)

Late models, Modified's, 4 cyl mini stocks, street stocks and even what they call dwarf cars. or legends.

Some of the friggin cars are at least 2 seconds slower or more... (what a mess!)

Was out on a few hot laps with a late model, which is pretty much the beast of the track... when I ran upon one of those little legend cars pretty fast.. (They are pretty small actually, Almost like a Kart) and this retard dove down in the corner right in front of me.

Oh shit!.. Im'a gonna run over this little turd I thought, so on the brakes hard going into the corner, and I'll be damned if this thing does not have a ton of rear brake!

I mean DAMN! this thing shouldda been set up for dirt, NOT Pavement!.. Fawk!

Rear end is coming around.. doing everything I can to keep it straight..

And somehow managed to keep from running this insect over.. :lol:

Back in the pits a few moments later discussing what needs to be done to the car (and especially the brakes)

Car owner says to me.. You had me nervous for a moment there..

(I'm thinking my job might be in jeopardy)

Then he says...

I thought you was going to run that thing over and dent my oil pan!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
mrvette
08-25-2012, 2:39pm
Years ago I was in a shopping center next to the current Lowes on Kingsley/Blanding here in OP, and sure enough they had a stupid spike of concrete curbing with no cars around, and it was shituated just so that it would take out any car oil pan, like mine, and my vette is not lowered at all....

never been back to those stores due to the stupidity of some one laying out parking lots.....


so I got it welded up....PIA more than anything....

:issues::issues: