College/.mil/barracks life stories.....ALL of them

[mrvette]

Barracks and dorm stories from whatever/Wherever in your personal past, shit you seen and lived.....

we ALL got a few of some sort even if not in the strict categories above.....emphasis on funny, but all are welcome.....

GO@!!!!:hurray::lol::shots:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

College: Never attended.
.mil: Never enlisted.
Barracks: Never darkened the door.

Did try to kick the cherry off a cop car once in my 20's. Zat count?

[aj]

Lakehurst Naval Air Station, Jan 64. Fire drill, everyone goes outside and stands in the snow for about 15 mins. After we went back inside I headed for the shower. Fire alarm goes off again. Screw it, I finish my shower and step out to dry off. Look out the window and the other side of barracks was ablaze. Now I am outside, wet with just a towel around my waist. One of the girls from the WAVE cave across the street took pity and brought me a blanket to wrap up in.

[Olustee bus]

I was in some of the last wooden, WWII barracks at Fort Dix NJ and also Fort Monmouth NJ. Man, if those walls could talk. The floors were wide open except for a trainers room and the bathroom.

[69camfrk]

I don't have any idea where to start or stop. Not barracks, but basic related. We're all getting our heads shaved and some kid had more pimples on his head than you can shake a stick at. The barber knicked a couple and the kid's head was bleeding. He calls his buddy over and was like, "Hey Bill, check out all the jack off bumps on this kid's head, I just knicked a few of 'em." As uptight as all of us were we all busted out laughing.:lol:

[magnetized]

College: Went with some buddies to a local bar on trivia night and proceeded to get hammered because I kept going to the bar to talk to two chicks there. We ended up winning a bottle of whiskey during the last round, took shots of it, I bought our group and the girls more shots, then our group left for a local daquiri place. Got there and saw a girl I had met on a couple days earlier and had called (and been ignored) with another dude. Took another shot, played some pool, then while extremely wasted slapped a random girl on the ass while going to the bathroom. She was pissed, slammed me against the wall, and expressed her displeasure. I apologized, did my business, then came back and talked to her. She ended up apologizing for slamming me into the wall, we laughed about it, I went and played some more pool, then our ride left us there to drink more. Left at closing and walked back to the apartment 2 miles away. Somehow no vomiting occured. This happened Tuesday :hide:

[DJ_Critterus]

As a 2LT, I streaked the 2nd floor of Ring Hall on Fort Gordon where all of us butter bars were housed while in Officer Basic Training.

[VITE1]

I use to visit Friends in Oneonta NY . I picked up this one girl and she and I went back to her room. Her roommate was away that weekend. It was a very enjoyable evening. The next morning she hops up and leaves , I forgot why. A few minutes later I noted the bed next to ours was occupied. Her roommate had not gone home and was asleep in the bed next to us. She commented" That was impressive last night". After a few minute of small talk we took a shower and I went back to her bed for the rest of the day.

It was a very nice weekend.:seasix::shots:

[DJ_Critterus]

I use to visit Friends in Oneonta NY . I picked up this one girl and she and I went back to her room. Her roommate was away that weekend. It was a very enjoyable evening. The next morning she hops up and leaves , I forgot why. A few minutes later I noted the bed next to ours was occupied. Her roommate had not gone home and was asleep in the bed next to us. She commented" That was impressive last night". After a few minute of small talk we took a shower and I went back to her bed for the rest of the day.

It was a very nice weekend.:seasix::shots:

Dear Penthouse....

[DropTheTop]

I use to visit Friends in Oneonta NY . I picked up this one girl and she and I went back to her room. Her roommate was away that weekend. It was a very enjoyable evening. The next morning she hops up and leaves , I forgot why. A few minutes later I noted the bed next to ours was occupied. Her roommate had not gone home and was asleep in the bed next to us. She commented" That was impressive last night". After a few minute of small talk we took a shower and I went back to her bed for the rest of the day.

It was a very nice weekend.:seasix::shots:

This gets my vote!
Sounds like a *pretty* good day . . .
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[GentleBen]

As a 2LT, I streaked the 2nd floor of Ring Hall on Fort Gordon where all of us butter bars were housed while in Officer Basic Training.

It would have been a lot more impressive had you streaked the club at North Hall aka Field Grade Officer's BOQ.