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ApexOversteer
08-23-2012, 5:03pm
Stallone: "I heard you got bit by a King Cobra..."

Norris: "Oh, I did. After five days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died."

:rofl:

This is what happens when the studio says "sure, put whatever you want in your movie."

"I'm about out (of ammo)." means "I can keep shooting for 5 more minutes."

The editing during the Van Damme/Stallone fight... holy f*ck terrible. 8-year-old-school-project-video bad.

The cast is old. The plot is... ok, there is no plot. The jokes are SO bad.

Loved it.
Stangkiller
08-23-2012, 5:14pm
Stallone: "I heard you got bit by a King Cobra..."

Norris: "Oh, I did. After five days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died."

:rofl:

This is what happens when the studio says "sure, put whatever you want in your movie."

"I'm about out (of ammo)." means "I can keep shooting for 5 more minutes."

The editing during the Van Damme/Stallone fight... holy f*ck terrible. 8-year-old-school-project-video bad.

The cast is old. The plot is... ok, there is no plot. The jokes are SO bad.

Loved it.
That's pretty much what i'm expecting, i'm looking forward to seeing it. :yesnod:
Low12s
08-23-2012, 5:19pm
It is on my list :seasix:
Datawiz
08-23-2012, 5:20pm
Loved it.

:rofl:

Isn't the whole point of the movie to kind of make fun of the fact that action stars of the past are past their prime? :lol:
simpleman68
08-23-2012, 5:20pm
That's pretty much what i'm expecting, i'm looking forward to seeing it. :yesnod:

:lol::iagree::above:
Scott
G8rDMD
08-23-2012, 5:22pm
That's pretty much what i'm expecting, i'm looking forward to seeing it. :yesnod:

Same here :seasix: Expendables 1 was pretty corny and funny and overall a great movie to watch over and over again. It's no Schindler's List as far as drama or artistic value, but I don't watch Red Dawn for the stunning dialogue :dance:
Mike Mercury
08-23-2012, 5:52pm
Isn't the whole point of the movie to kind of make fun of the fact that action stars of the past are past their prime?

http://www.tim-yvonne.com/gif/bell1.gif
kylebuck
08-23-2012, 6:15pm
I liked it.
burtonbl103
08-23-2012, 6:43pm
AWESOME cant wait to see it
kingpin
08-23-2012, 6:45pm
Love it!
Can't wait for the BD. :D
78SA
08-23-2012, 7:00pm
:lol:
Bill
08-23-2012, 7:03pm
Love it!
Can't wait for the BD. :D

I'm here.

:leaving:
kingpin
08-23-2012, 7:08pm
I'm here.

:leaving:

:lol:

Sorry, I only watch movies alone or with a female companion.
:yesnod:
vtelvr
08-23-2012, 7:45pm
Seeing it Sunday morning...watched the first one last night again...
G8rDMD
08-23-2012, 9:17pm
You mean you don't see the deeper meaning when they scream, "WOLVERINES!". :(

I see the deeper meaning in Lea Thompson :yesnod::yesnod:
magnetized
08-24-2012, 3:02pm
I enjoyed it. Steak and beer + cheesy action movie = winning.
Craig
08-24-2012, 11:19pm
Sounds like the first one...except Norris wasn't in the first one...

...big stupid fun.
MEANZ06
08-25-2012, 12:38am
when Stallone asks Chuck "I heard you got bit by a King cobra?" He replies "yeah, it died 5 days later"

or the "Rest in pieces" scene... :rofl:

Good stuff!!!