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Skia
08-21-2012, 9:15pm
My manager called me outside to look at what he had found in a customer of mines truck. 2002 Nissan Frontier he was 5K upside down in. Owed 10100.00 on a 5000.00 138,000 mile turd he'd had 5 months paying 24% intrest on. ANYWAY.....there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....:flush: Kid wasn't 19 yet...he and his heinous girlfriend were making out in my office....I gotta get outta the damn car bidness....:leaving:

Blademaker
08-21-2012, 9:17pm
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:

DAB
08-21-2012, 9:17pm
you rent out your office by the hour? what's that net you?

Bill
08-21-2012, 9:18pm
My manager called me outside to look at what he had found in a customer of mines truck. 2002 Nissan Frontier he was 5K upside down in. Owed 10100.00 on a 5000.00 138,000 mile turd he'd had 5 months paying 24% intrest on. ANYWAY.....there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....:flush: Kid wasn't 19 yet...he and his heinous girlfriend were making out in my office....I gotta get outta the damn car bidness....:leaving:

Did someone from your dealership pack him that bad?

JRD77VET
08-21-2012, 9:19pm
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:

I seem to recall you saying "turn them inside out and shake the f#ck out of them" :lol:

kylebuck
08-21-2012, 9:20pm
so did you make balloon animals??

Blademaker
08-21-2012, 9:24pm
I seem to recall you saying "turn them inside out and shake the f#ck out of them" :lol:

True.........but they can't be old .

:D

:leaving:

Bill
08-21-2012, 9:24pm
there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....

*PREOWNED

MEANZ06
08-21-2012, 9:25pm
*PREOWNED


:rofl:

island14
08-21-2012, 9:33pm
so did you make balloon animals??


:rofl:

Skia
08-21-2012, 9:39pm
Did someone from your dealership pack him that bad?
Didn't buy from us...some buy here pay here got him financed at some high risk place.
*PREOWNED:rofl:

Admiral Blue
08-21-2012, 9:57pm
so did you make balloon animals??

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!:rofl:

snide
08-21-2012, 10:02pm
Not your problem, Henry. Tomorrow is a new day with new customers. :thumbs:

:cheers:

Mike Mercury
08-21-2012, 10:29pm
*PREOWNED

"clean CarFax"

kylebuck
08-21-2012, 10:36pm
"your car is throwing a check engine code let me read it.....yep, your car has aids. Did you leave some used condoms in the back seat?

MrPeabody
08-21-2012, 11:21pm
*PREOWNED

*Certified*

NavyC5
08-22-2012, 5:07am
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:

Sure you can, just turn 'em inside out :dance:

Bucwheat
08-22-2012, 2:21pm
Donate them to the sperm bank.

Aflac
08-22-2012, 5:10pm
so did you make balloon animals??

nah he chewed them like bubble gum

78SA
08-22-2012, 7:18pm
:rofl:

G8rDMD
08-22-2012, 7:37pm
"clean CarFux"

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