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My manager called me outside to look at what he had found in a customer of mines truck. 2002 Nissan Frontier he was 5K upside down in. Owed 10100.00 on a 5000.00 138,000 mile turd he'd had 5 months paying 24% intrest on. ANYWAY.....there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....:flush: Kid wasn't 19 yet...he and his heinous girlfriend were making out in my office....I gotta get outta the damn car bidness....:leaving:
Blademaker
08-21-2012, 9:17pm
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:
you rent out your office by the hour? what's that net you?
My manager called me outside to look at what he had found in a customer of mines truck. 2002 Nissan Frontier he was 5K upside down in. Owed 10100.00 on a 5000.00 138,000 mile turd he'd had 5 months paying 24% intrest on. ANYWAY.....there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....:flush: Kid wasn't 19 yet...he and his heinous girlfriend were making out in my office....I gotta get outta the damn car bidness....:leaving:
Did someone from your dealership pack him that bad?
JRD77VET
08-21-2012, 9:19pm
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:
I seem to recall you saying "turn them inside out and shake the f#ck out of them" :lol:
kylebuck
08-21-2012, 9:20pm
so did you make balloon animals??
Blademaker
08-21-2012, 9:24pm
I seem to recall you saying "turn them inside out and shake the f#ck out of them" :lol:
True.........but they can't be old .
:D
:leaving:
there were 3 USED condoms in the fcking floorboard on the drivers side....
*PREOWNED
MEANZ06
08-21-2012, 9:25pm
*PREOWNED
:rofl:
island14
08-21-2012, 9:33pm
so did you make balloon animals??
:rofl:
Did someone from your dealership pack him that bad?
Didn't buy from us...some buy here pay here got him financed at some high risk place.
*PREOWNED:rofl:
Admiral Blue
08-21-2012, 9:57pm
so did you make balloon animals??
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!:rofl:
Not your problem, Henry. Tomorrow is a new day with new customers. :thumbs:
:cheers:
Mike Mercury
08-21-2012, 10:29pm
*PREOWNED
"clean CarFax"
kylebuck
08-21-2012, 10:36pm
"your car is throwing a check engine code let me read it.....yep, your car has aids. Did you leave some used condoms in the back seat?
MrPeabody
08-21-2012, 11:21pm
*PREOWNED
*Certified*
Remember.........you can't re-use them. :seasix:
Sure you can, just turn 'em inside out :dance:
Bucwheat
08-22-2012, 2:21pm
Donate them to the sperm bank.
so did you make balloon animals??
nah he chewed them like bubble gum
"clean CarFux"
Adjusted :seasix:
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