Coming home

[Ol Timer]

I'm sitting in the Anchorage airport - been up since 3:00 am. There's a ginormous female person shoveling in a plate full of Cinnabuns like she's waiting for a reprieve from the governor. She also has a yip yap dog in a carrier who apparently doesn't travel well.

Maybe I'll get lucky and sit next to her! Did I mention I hate to fly?

[boracayjohnny]

You'll know she's interested in you when she looks at you, gets a twinkle in her eye, wipes the frosting off her chin, and farts.

[island14]

You'll know she's interested in you when she looks at you, gets a twinkle in her eye, wipes the frosting off her chin, and farts.

:lol:

[Fasglas]

You'll know she's interested in you when she looks at you, gets a twinkle in her eye, wipes the frosting off her chin, and farts.

:rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

She'll hold off the fart till he's sitting next to her on the plane. :D

:lol:

[Ol Timer]

Finally, a happy ending. About half way to Seattle she ate the dog.

Seriously, the dog was well behaved. I guess it just dislikes airports

Turns out I was the one who farted!

[boracayjohnny]

Finally, a happy ending. About half way to Seattle she ate the dog.

Seriously, the dog was well behaved. I guess it just dislikes airports

Turns out I was the one who farted!

Hey, that's good but to be just perfect, you need to have, at least, three people holding their nose and fanning the air.