Holy Hell, What a night!!

[xXBUDXx]

I was nearly beat up, barely missed getting kid shit on my pants, I got gum on my shoe, and molested by a stranger at a wedding reception.


:willy:

[ConstantChange]

Sounds like you know how to party. :seasix:

[Milton Fox]

What was the guys name who tried to molest you?








:D

[island14]

If you drank more you wouldn't notice all the annoying details

[boracayjohnny]

If you drank more you wouldn't notice all the annoying details

:iagree:

[CBonsall]

:lol::waiting:

[lander]

Were there monkeys there? :bigears:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Was it.......kid shit or Bud shit?? Butt secs will do that! :rofl:

[Loco Vette]

What was the guys name who tried to molest you?








:D

Bud said he was a stranger. Musta never gotten the name. "Strangers in the Night" kinda thing :leaving:

[xXBUDXx]

It was genuine kid shit. :lol:

The female that wanted to kill me was someone I went out with on a blind date. I thought she looked familiar, but couldn't think of her name. This apparently upset her.

The molestation was from a female that I've never met. She knew my name. :leaving: Imagine poor me sitting at a table when she walks up and proceeds to hop in my lap and kiss my cheek. As this is happening, I manage to point to my date and ask, "have you met Barbara?".

It was about 15 minutes later that the molester was escorted out of the reception as we just shook our heads.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Were there monkeys there? :bigears:

Beat me to it!:lol:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Sounds like a slow Tuesday

[Fasglas]

Well, as it appears everyone survived, it's all good.

[NeedSpeed]

If you drank more you wouldn't notice all the annoying details

Actually too much almost, if he drank more it would have been:


I was beat up, got kid shit on my pants, I got gum on my shoe, and laid by a stranger at a wedding reception.

:D

[kingpin]

The question is did you get laid or did you Joebuck it?

[xXBUDXx]

The question is did you get laid or did you Joebuck it?

I'm an innocent angel who would never engage in sexual intercourse outside of marriage.

[kingpin]

I'm an innocent angel who would never engage in sexual intercourse outside of marriage.

OK so you got laid.
Did you get the buttsecks?

[xXBUDXx]

OK so you got laid.
Did you get the buttsecks?

Nope. :sadangel:

[kingpin]

Nope. :sadangel:

You know I meant buttsecks in her right, not you? :lol:

[xXBUDXx]

You know I meant buttsecks in her right, not you? :lol:

Oh, is it too late to change my answer? :confused5:

[Blademaker]

It was genuine kid shit. :lol:

The female that wanted to kill me was someone I went out with on a blind date. I thought she looked familiar, but couldn't think of her name. This apparently upset her.

If she was blind how did she know who you were?

The molestation was from a female that I've never met. She knew my name. :leaving: Imagine poor me sitting at a table when she walks up and proceeds to hop in my lap and kiss my cheek. As this is happening, I manage to point to my date and ask, "have you met Barbara?".

Admit it........ you liked it.....

It was about 15 minutes later that the molester was escorted out of the reception as we just shook our heads.

But you did get her #, right?


:seasix:

[Bucwheat]

So who did you babysit for? :D

[theanswriz42]

Maybe the molester just wanted a three way with you and your lady?

[vtelvr]

Sounds like a party!

[xXBUDXx]

So who did you babysit for? :D

I didn't have anything to do with it, but the kid came running to me after the "leak".

Maybe the molester just wanted a three way with you and your lady?

That was mentioned after she was escorted out. :rofl:

[HeatherO]

any more broken bones?

[xXBUDXx]

any more broken bones?

Nope. I'm all healed up and out of the cast. :dance: