Don't drink the water

[BADRACR1]

Near my home in Texas , there is a large German-speaking population, a rancher walking down a country road notices a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher shouted: ” Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it.”)

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You’ll get more.”:shots:

[Vet4jdc]

:hurray::hurray:

[Datawiz]

:rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

cult] that's not funny [/IB4Tcult]

[NavyC5]

:rofl:

[JRD77VET]

Here's that same joke ( but Pa Deutsch {German} ) that I got on 6/29/2009

Yes, it is the correct PA dialect :D

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"



The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"



The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!!!!!"