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PLRX
07-26-2012, 6:41pm
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Earlier this week, a 41-year-old man was asleep in his apartment in eastern China
when four men in masks BURST in to steal...HIS PENIS. They chopped it off, possibly
as revenge for him having affairs with several women in the village. The police are
searching for the men AND the missing penis.

Read more: Man gets his penis stolen | Rock 105.3 Webmaster- Desiree - San Diego's Rock Station - Rock 105.3 KIOZ-FM (http://www.rock1053.com/pages/Desiree.html?article=10294673#ixzz21m7DRwU0)

Police are looking for the married lovers of suspected Chinese romeo Fei Lin, 41, after four
masked men burst into his flat and cut off his penis at Niqiao village near Wenling city, in east
China’s Zhejiang province.

He told cops he had been asleep and it was around 4am when the men burst into the room
and put a bag over his head.

He said: "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they
ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Emergency workers and police who searched for the severed organ failed to locate it, and believe
it was taken away by the attackers.

The injured man, a rural migrant worker in the village, had been accused of affairs with local
women and although he denied it police believe that the attack was a revenge assault.

:rofl:

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
07-26-2012, 9:44pm
At first reading of this story, I thought there must be a shortage for people to steal one but then I realized they're ALL dicks over there!

Frizlefrak
07-27-2012, 12:12am
He's Chinese. Small loss.

WW7
07-27-2012, 7:26am
He's Chinese. Small loss.

:rofl: Very small....It anyone tried that with me, they would need to get more help to carry it...::leaving:....WW

DukeAllen
07-27-2012, 7:47am
:rofl: Very small....It anyone tried that with me, they would need to get more help to carry it...::leaving:....WW

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Tweezers.jpg

:seasix::rofl:

WW7
07-27-2012, 8:19am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Tweezers.jpg

:seasix::rofl:

Ouch, I didn't think anyone would believe that :bs:.....WW

PLRX
07-27-2012, 8:49am
He's Chinese. Small loss.

:iagree:,based on the size of the rubbers sold on the Far East's pharmacies.

DukeAllen
07-27-2012, 9:09am
Kneel Before The World's Smallest Condom. Not Literally | Hecklerspray (http://www.hecklerspray.com/kneel-before-the-worlds-smallest-condom-not-literally/200934266.php)

Sweet 90
07-27-2012, 9:27am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Tweezers.jpg

:seasix::rofl:

You forgot the most important tool Duke
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj76/Jadvad/magnifying-glass.gif

DukeAllen
07-27-2012, 10:29am
Well when it gets this bad
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXwhc-hV8UELFWSM9e4PpTPdTh4qyAAazPf99WEoGwBYrR-u4jNDL3UGkN
it's time to get out the check book
Buy this
http://www.motorera.com/corvette/1980/1984/84yellow1.jpg
then this
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/dr_hermes/14666255/427528/600.jpg
and get this
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/483246-Anonymous%20Reborn/246/40/troll_license_2_display.png

Sweet 90
07-27-2012, 10:38am
Well when it gets this bad

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/dr_hermes/14666255/427528/600.jpg
and get this


I'll bet Mr. T just got a hard on:seasix:

PLRX
07-27-2012, 10:40am
Well when it gets this bad
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXwhc-hV8UELFWSM9e4PpTPdTh4qyAAazPf99WEoGwBYrR-u4jNDL3UGkN
it's time to get out the check book
Buy this
http://www.motorera.com/corvette/1980/1984/84yellow1.jpg
then this
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/dr_hermes/14666255/427528/600.jpg
and get this
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/483246-Anonymous%20Reborn/246/40/troll_license_2_display.png

Hmm, you may have a point. His "small problem" may be the reason women keep
leaving him behind. Based on his own post, he has been divorced 4 times.

nutz4c4
07-27-2012, 3:58pm
Chopcock