I am learning so much about women.

[kylebuck]

I have been talking to a girl (not the stupid one i went to dinner with) and i realize they are all crazy....*not the barn ladies, they are classy

[99 pewtercoupe]

ORLY... you are how old and just now realizing this?

[ConstantChange]

they are all crazy

Looks like you're starting to figure things out.

[kylebuck]

ORLY... you are how old and just now realizing this?

well this is one of the few times that the lady has stuck around after the date.

[Mike Mercury]

i realize they are all crazy

but... if the girl is hawt; you'll put up with the craziness :yesnod:

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[OddBall]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.

[99 pewtercoupe]

well this is one of the few times that the lady has stuck around after the date.

Ahhhh. You still have much to learn Grasshopper

[73sbVert]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO much truth here, it's scary!!

:yesnod:


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[99 pewtercoupe]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.

Been married 35 years but there is a lot of truth in that. A very good rule of thumb:seasix:

[Mike Mercury]

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[JRD77VET]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.

Add one more -- the bigger the tits, the bigger the attitude :leaving:

[Mike Mercury]

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.


seems to always be the case. They only sort things out - after getting married. Hopefully it happens quick enough... before the man flees !!!

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:)

[Mike Mercury]

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[MEANZ06]

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[NeedSpeed]

Women are like kids. . . .they need to be just cute enough that you don't kill them.

[Mike Mercury]

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[island14]

So Joe...

What is it that YOU want really from a girl? :island14:



Once we know what it really is that YOU want!

Then we can send you the proper directions.


:waiting:

[island14]

Side note in Joebuck speak:


When you are fishing.... it depends on what you are fishing for, so you know where & what to use for bait!


:D

[kylebuck]

So Joe...

What is it that YOU want really from a girl? :island14:



Once we know what it really is that YOU want!

Then we can send you the proper directions.


:waiting:

that is a good question. I am in a new part of the whole "lets go on a date" kind of thing.

I am not used to someone calling me at night asking me how my day went and texting me though out the day. she came over one night while I was staying at a friends house and nothing happened nor did I attempt to make anything happen. (it was close to 4 am and i was effin tired)

so she and i dont get to see each other very often for three reasons,
1. Im busy and she is busy, we both work.
2. We live 40 miles away from each other , 10 if Im working that day
3. I dont want to be pushy so im just letting things fall as they may.

What I want is to see where it goes, i cant say that i like the girl since im still getting to know her. I like some things, but dislike others (Clothing optional pool parties for instance). With living a busy life she has her friends and they take priority over me. So right now I am just feeling things out.

[1911fool]

If you think they are crazy at your age, wait until they turn 40...they go freakin insane.

[island14]

For what it is worth, I don't think I ever had a good date.. serious!

And would have saved a lot over the years had I known this in advance.

Dates just never worked out for me, too much pressure, and too much is expected maybe?

But just meeting a girl in a bar, then inviting her to go out for breakfast after last call, ended up in lots of sack time over the years.

But for some reason through time I realized that while fun, and good for your ego, the just getting laid part was just not really important, and finding the "whole lot more" was the really hard thing to do.

The girls in my past that turned out to be the long term relationships, started off, not as dates, but more like a friend that enjoyed hanging out with me.

We didn't do the dinner and movies type of stuff till later, by then it was still just doing things together and not like going out on a date..

It was more like, hey there is a party over there, wanna go? or lets go over to so & so's house tonight and hang out with them, or hey lets have a cookout this weekend and invite some friends over.

Next thing you know they would get to be friends with my buddies girlfriends, and before you know it... seeing her becomes part of a routine.

If I would ask about doing something one day or night and she already had plans, I would just say, well, if you are not doing anything later or tomorrow give me a call, and let them know where I would be later if they wanted to call or get together.

I really don't think all the snappy pickup lines and hustle works. at least not with the good ones.

The girl picks you! all you can do is show interest and see where it goes.

Even if she turns out to be one that really likes you, she may not be the one that you want or like.

Just for fun Joe, ask ole girl you are talking to now if she wants to go fishing with you the next time out...


Save the expensive dinners and movie dates for the ones that are worth it :thumbs:

[kylebuck]

For what it is worth, I don't think I ever had a good date.. serious!

And would have saved a lot over the years had I known this in advance.

Dates just never worked out for me, too much pressure, and too much is expected maybe?

But just meeting a girl in a bar, then inviting her to go out for breakfast after last call, ended up in lots of sack time over the years.

But for some reason through time I realized that while fun, and good for your ego, the just getting laid part was just not really important, and finding the "whole lot more" was the really hard thing to do.

The girls in my past that turned out to be the long term relationships, started off, not as dates, but more like a friend that enjoyed hanging out with me.

We didn't do the dinner and movies type of stuff till later, by then it was still just doing things together and not like going out on a date..

It was more like, hey there is a party over there, wanna go? or lets go over to so & so's house tonight and hang out with them, or hey lets have a cookout this weekend and invite some friends over.

Next thing you know they would get to be friends with my buddies girlfriends, and before you know it... seeing her becomes part of a routine.

If I would ask about doing something one day or night and she already had plans, I would just say, well, if you are not doing anything later or tomorrow give me a call, and let them know where I would be later if they wanted to call or get together.

I really don't think all the snappy pickup lines and hustle works. at least not with the good ones.

The girl picks you! all you can do is show interest and see where it goes.

Even if she turns out to be one that really likes you, she may not be the one that you want or like.

Just for fun Joe, ask ole girl you are talking to now if she wants to go fishing with you the next time out...


Save the expensive dinners and movie dates for the ones that are worth it :thumbs:
I did that today, she said "ok"

just a lot of crossing signals.

[73sbVert]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/girls-are-clever-car-handjob-girl-hot-ride-demotivational-posters-1297891829.jpg

Hawt! :Sexy:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

But just meeting a girl in a bar, then inviting her to go out for breakfast after last call, ended up in lots of sack time over the years.
Same experience here. The more casual it is, the easier thing flow. Affix the term "Date" to your outing and all the sudden the rules change.

[wwomanC6]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.

Let get this right!

This is also TRUE for men! :squirrel2:

:leaving:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

It's all timing. Nothing more.

[Blademaker]

FWIW, EVERY girl I ever dated was crazier than a shithouse rat.

Except the one I married.
32 years ago.
She's got more feckin sense than I do.

[jaxgator]

What? No pix? :waiting:

[island14]

I really wanna drag young Sir Joe over here to my village and show him around...

In just a few weeks he would be more worried about which one he wants, than just finding one... :yesnod:

[lspencer534]

I really wanna drag young Sir Joe over here to my village and show him around...

In just a few weeks he would be more worried about which one he wants, than just finding one... :yesnod:

Can you send over a few samples?

[Yamma]

Most of the crazies are that way for a reason......find a girl you like.....figure out what her past ex's did to make her a little crazy - do the opposite.

After two (literally) crazy ex's in a row - I can see why women can go nuts. Some men really f' with your head......

[Mike Mercury]

one persons thoughts...

Most girls, the hot ones for sure, really think that they can have their cake and eat it too. They don’t think you have the guts to walk off; they think you’d never do that.

Women feel comfortable playing games and making you wait around. If you walk away... they cannot believe it; it blows their minds.

When you walk away it actually clearly displays to them all the traits they want in a man.

The last girl that was trying to manipulate me was beautiful and knew it. She was interested in me but would not do what needed to be done for us to be together. I’ll just say that she was trying to "have her cake and eat it too."

She knew I was interested, and that she was hot, so she thought she could get away with murder, so to speak. She never dreamt I’d say to hell with her and move on. But I did, and I’m damn proud of it. And she was crushed!

It still amazes me how much girls hate to lose when they are trying to manipulate or get something from a guy. The real hot ones have probably never had a guy walk away, ever. So they have themselves on a pedestal.

If you walk away because she isn’t "playing fair", it destroys that pedestal, and her fantasyland is replaced by a big slap in the face, a dose of what men deal with daily from women -- pain, reality, rejection, loss.

I think that the act of a guy walking away is our ultimate weapon. You must be willing to do this. Women can walk away easily, because getting dates or sex for them is a given, unless they are really unattractive.

[lspencer534]

one persons thoughts...

Guys, if you think that's a bit harsh, ask yourselves: If I were in that situation, could I stand the heartbreak of losing such a woman? After all, another one as hot as her might not ever come along. If you couldn't do it, then be prepared to spend the rest of your life kissing her ass on a daily basis. And she'll secretly laugh every time you do it.

[MrPeabody]

:lol:I really wanna drag young Sir Joe over here to my village and show him around...

In just a few weeks he would be more worried about which one he wants, than just finding one... :yesnod:

And he would start a thread here about what a crisis it was.

[pappytinker]

Just when you think you can begin writing the book on women a new and completely different version comes along.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

If I were in that situation, could I stand the heartbreak of losing such a woman?
Not only yes, HELL yes.

After all, another one as hot as her might not ever come along
While there is some value to bangin' some outrageously hot tang, it aint all about look's.

[kylebuck]

It's a weird situation
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
Try to kiss her and all I get is a peck.
Wtf

[MrPeabody]

It's a weird situation
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
Try to kiss her and all I get is a peck.
Wtf

She apparently thinks she is already married to you.:lol:

[Y2Kvert4me]

It's a weird situation
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
Try to kiss her and all I get is a peck.
WtfCommonly referred to as the friend zone.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
**** THAT. ADIOS TO YOU SPUNKFLAKE.

NEXT!

[carlton_fritz]

Here's your rule of thumb for women
Sexy, Sane, or Single.
You get only 2.
Actually, it is a proven fact that a combination of any two of the factors will negate the possibility of the inclusion of the third factor.

If they are sexy and sane, the're not going to be single.
If they are sexy and single, they ain't sane.
If they are single and sane; not sexy.
No women thanking you for this post?:rofl:

[kylebuck]

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

[lspencer534]

**** THAT. ADIOS TO YOU SPUNKFLAKE.

NEXT!

Joey, I have to agree with that. If she invited you over/accepted your request to come over, common courtesty dictates that she give you her undivided attention (absent an emergency...and not the phone call about "my kid is sick"). Frankly, I view her conduct as insulting.

[MrPeabody]

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

That's code for her wanting Buttsex.

[carlton_fritz]

one persons thoughts...
My problem is that the women WANT me to walk away. http://i50.tinypic.com/jzecsx.gif

[lspencer534]

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

Jst another trait of an "oh, feck--I have no idea what I want" woman. She only wants you if you don't want her. You can put up with it, or you can learn to use it to your advantage. Your choice.

[lspencer534]

That's code for her wanting Buttsex.

That, too. Damn, you're a filthy ole dude, ain'tcha?

[MrPeabody]

My problem is that the women WANT me to walk away. http://i50.tinypic.com/jzecsx.gif

How is that a problem? Most of us would have to pay a woman to want us to walk away. It's called prostitution.

[MrPeabody]

That, too. Damn, you're a filthy ole dude, ain'tcha?

No, I've just been married too long. I'm not allowed to wander, but my mind can.:D

[CropDuster]

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

Girls love to control the situation. Leave anyway. Then she misses you, starts feeling guilty, then she invites you back over and then you can pee in her butt.

[kylebuck]

Girls love to control the situation. Leave anyway. Then she misses you, starts feeling guilty, then she invites you back over and then you can pee in her butt.

I left, I have shit to do . She said she was sad I left book hooo
Stay on the phone for 20 mins

[OddBall]

Let get this right!

This is also TRUE for men! :squirrel2:

:leaving:

surely you jest
No women thanking you for this post?:rofl:
I simply can't understand it.

one persons thoughts...

What the quote stated was true, but a relationship that is a contest of wills isn't really a relationship.

It's a weird situation
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
Try to kiss her and all I get is a peck.
Wtf

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

She's still too immature for a relationship, and she hasn't been schooled in common courtesy.

You are actually kind of fortunate. She just showed you how she'll behave in a relationship. She'll take you for granted till you start to leave, then do everything to get you to stay. Once she's sure you're staying, it starts all over again.

[lspencer534]

You are actually kind of fortunate. She just showed you how she'll behave in a relationship. She'll take you for granted till you start to leave, then do everything to get you to stay. Once she's sure you're staying, it starts all over again.

Wise words. :cert:

[MrPeabody]

Wise words. :cert:

Yes, but I think Joey's tired of being so "fortunate" all the time.:lol:

Hell, I was "fortunate" for about 20 years before I met my wife.:yesnod:

[OddBall]

Yes, but I think Joey's tired of being so "fortunate" all the time.:lol:

Hell, I was "fortunate" for about 20 years before I met my wife.:yesnod:

True, but it doesn't mean he can't hit it like a set of bongo's.

[MrPeabody]

True, but it doesn't mean he can't hit it like a set of bongo's.

Just as soon as she gets off the phone...

[OddBall]

Just as soon as she gets off the phone...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kylebuck]

Just as soon as she gets off the phone...

She can call and talk to people, will she be able to keep composure, that is the question.

[kylebuck]

Yes, but I think Joey's tired of being so "fortunate" all the time.:lol:

Hell, I was "fortunate" for about 20 years before I met my wife.:yesnod:

Im just to the point that I dont see how anyone actually dates anyone. JESUS the hell is wrong with people.

[Mike Mercury]

It's a weird situation.
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.
Try to kiss her and all I get is a peck.
Wtf

She apparently thinks she is already married to you.:lol:

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Joey; she knew you only wanted sex... and it's too early in the relationship for her to give it up so easily.

:)

[kylebuck]

http://www.tim-yvonne.com/gif/bell1.gif

Joey; she knew you only wanted sex... and it's too early in the relationship for her to give it up so easily.

:)

No mike, no baby blockers on my person.
I went to see her and talk to her , not listen to her talk on the phone about how much she hates her brothers gf.

[magnetized]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/14196/james_cameron_14196.jpg

"Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em."

[ConstantChange]

I'm sure you've heard it before, but you're being too nice.

No bullshit. This is what I would have done. Once I walked in the door and saw she was on the phone she would have about 30 seconds to get off. If I could tell the call wasn't an emergency, I would have walked over, took the phone, and hung it up.

That would be followed by me pulling her towards me, telling her I'm the only one she needs to be worrying about right now and then kissing her OR her going bat shit crazy because I hung up her phone and me walking out the door.

9 times out of 10, she'll love it. You're a man, not a little bitch that sits around waiting for her attention.

Ask the ladies here if you think I'm lying.

[Nemesis]

It's a weird situation
I went over to her house. She stayed on the phone and played with her dog for the first 25 mins I'm there.


That's downright rude. I'd be pissed if I was at a dude's place and he did that, much less a girl I was interested in dating.


You are actually kind of fortunate. She just showed you how she'll behave in a relationship. She'll take you for granted till you start to leave, then do everything to get you to stay. Once she's sure you're staying, it starts all over again.

Girl likes to play shoots and ladders. Found out the easy way.

[kylebuck]

Im not worries, I got a cute girl at the bank ive been working on.
and a few in reserves.
HE WHO CARES LEAST WINS- insert random forum member who always tells me this.

[kingpin]

Women are like a snowflake. They’re beautiful, different, cold, and melt when they land on your face. :D

[Mirroredshades]

...

[Yamma]

When I decide that I've had enough she gives mr the "oh no I don't want u to leave. Then lays one on me.

I'd have left anyway.......talk about rude ignoring you after she invited you over. There's a difference between crazy and just plain rude.

Im just to the point that I dont see how anyone actually dates anyone. JESUS the hell is wrong with people.

A lot.

Don't be in a hurry - don't settle. A sane one who respects you will come along. Don't act desperate, and don't be too full of yourself. Just be YOU and don't put up with bullshit. :seasix: