Ever Wondered What Friz Prays For?

[Sweet 90]

Well wonder no more:lol:
TO: GOD, FROM: FRIZ THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ”face towel.”
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello."

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.:rofl:

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?:rofl:

Notice Friz, not one heat joke:D

[PLRX]

Im at Americas tires and LMAO. People are looking at me and I dont care.

LMAO Sweet

[Sweet 90]

Im at Americas tires and LMAO. People are looking at me and I dont care.

LMAO Sweet

I've done that a number of times as well Pete from some of the crazy stuff I've read here. :seasix:
Long Live The Barn:cert:

[Frizlefrak]

Notice Friz, not one heat joke:D

Yet. :D

BTW...no worries.....The 5 ton Ruud A/C on the roof is keeping things a nice chilly 72 in casa de Friz. The power bill....on the other hand..... :eek:

[PLRX]

Yet. :D

BTW...no worries.....The 5 ton Ruud A/C on the roof is keeping things a nice chilly 72 in casa de Friz. The power bill....on the other hand..... :eek:

Damn Friz, 72??? I got it for 76 and its ok.

[DukeAllen]

Yet. :D

BTW...no worries.....The 5 ton Ruud A/C on the roof is keeping things a nice chilly 72 in casa de Friz. The power bill....on the other hand..... :eek:

Trying to get acclimated to the summer heat wave when you visit sweets?:yesnod:

[WW7]

Damn Sweets, I just spit beer all over my crotch....:rofl: After reading this, Im convinced your definitely picking up "weed" on your trips to Mexico..No one straight could write this .:D....Very funny stuff....:seasix:.....WW

[DukeAllen]

Damn Sweets, I just spit beer all over my crotch....:rofl: After reading this, Im convinced your definitely picking up "weed" on your trips to Mexico..No one straight could write this .:D....Very funny stuff....:seasix:.....WW

He only uses the best catnip.:yesnod:

[PLRX]

Damn Sweets, I just spit beer all over my crotch....:rofl: After reading this, Im convinced your definitely picking up "weed" on the way to Mexico in Apple Valley. No one straight could write this .:D....Very funny stuff....:seasix:.....WW

You are not being nice Wayne.

Canadian Hippie

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/03/05/photo-3.jpeg

[C4fan]

You are not being nice Wayne.

Canadian Hippie

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/03/05/photo-3.jpeg

Oh no. After all this time it would be terrible to find out that Sweets isn't really a cat and Friz isn't really a dog.:island14:

[WW7]

Oh no. After all this time it would be terrible to find out that Sweets isn't really a cat and Friz isn't really a dog.:island14:

Don't be silly... Of course Sweets is a cat and Friz is a dog...I've got pictures...:D...WW

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/cat_drinking_beer_watch_tv.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/dog-on-fire.jpg

I even have a picture of Pete playing with his friends...Pete's the taller guy on the left...:rofl:....:hide:
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/Munchkins.jpg

[Frizlefrak]

Don't be silly... Of course Sweets is a cat and Friz is a dog...I've got pictures...:D...WW


http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/dog-on-fire.jpg


Awww dammmit.....my nutsack is out again. First that high school gym shorts photo, and now this......:rofl:

[WW7]

Awww dammmit.....my nutsack is out again. First that high school gym shorts photo, and now this......:rofl:

I notice your doggycone is tucked away, I guess having your paws on fire will make it do that..:rofl:.WW

[DukeAllen]

I notice your doggycone is tucked away, I guess having your paws on fire will make it do that..:rofl:.WW

Well I'm glad I don't post my pic. You'd be checking my doggycone:rofl:

[WW7]

Well I'm glad I don't post my pic. You'd be checking my doggycone:rofl:

Friz started it......:D...WW

[DukeAllen]

Yeah well look but don't touch. I don't care what part you sniff on each other:lol:

[Taurus]

Don't be silly... Of course Sweets is a cat and Friz is a dog...I've got pictures...:D...WW

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc281/rkfee/Munchkins.jpg

Actually, I used ths pic to piss off Joe, it seemed to have worked at the time;

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/Unions-500x400.jpg

[Sweet 90]

Oh no. After all this time it would be terrible to find out that Sweets isn't really a cat and Friz isn't really a dog.:island14:

:iagree:
Owl you serious Bill:D

[PLRX]

How initially I met Friz in El Paso few weeks ago

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rasta/6498-Whattup-Gold-Dog-Costume-large.jpg


Sweet's picture from the CF few years ago

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRquaCCnPq04_72gcs9-9vtG_KBLP7B2DDS4orrMMHtZ73P0uynNwRnLAxX

This one needs to explanation

http://wwfdo.com/images/smiffys_large_seo/31671_Crocodile_Costume.jpg

he needs no costume

http://twofriarsandafool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/God-King-Liar.png

[Epimax]

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

The sofa is not a ”face towel.”

The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello."

I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

In addition: I will not face hump the other dog in the middle of the living room.




:rofl::rofl: That made my morning!! We've got 2 golden retrievers and that describes them perfectly! :cert:

[C4fan]

:iagree:
Owl you serious Bill:D

Owl never kid about a doggone catastrophe.:rofl:

[Sweet 90]

Yet. :D


You're seeing calmer and sweeter side of me Friz. Just don't push your f&cking luck though:rofl:
Damn Friz, 72??? I got it for 76 and its ok.
Don't forget Pete, he's covered with fur and he's also yellow:lol:
Damn Sweets, I just spit beer all over my crotch....:rofl: After reading this, Im convinced your definitely picking up "weed" on your trips to Mexico..No one straight could write this .:D....Very funny stuff....:seasix:.....WW
No worries Wayne, I didn't write it:D
Actually, I used ths pic to piss off Joe, it seemed to have worked at the time;


Damn Jon, any time you mention that losers name here, well it's like rubbing the magic lamp, you hear a poof and presto JUS returns:yesnod:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Well, there IS Greyhound Buslines...and the old Willys Whippet..but it ain't enough to erase the stygma of the catbox cookie jar....OMG!

[Wathen1955]

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