Have you ever had someone work for you that you wanted to get rid of?

[Burnt C6]

but Management would not listen to you about the fact that they are total dumb asses?

:banghead:

[Stangkiller]

but Management would not listen to you about the fact that they are total dumb asses?

:banghead:

:yesnod: Give them enough rope to hang themselves with. Figuratively of course, paperwork on those kinds of accidents are ridiculous.

[mrvette]

Yes, oh GOD.......

all those issues solved by having my own business....

:seasix:

[MrPeabody]

Management is all-knowing and all-seeing. Return to your cubicle, drone.

[Will]

Yes. Multiple someones.

Fired them.

Hope this helps.

[kylebuck]

but Management would not listen to you about the fact that they are total dumb asses?

:banghead:

Yes.... I have two in my store that are as useless as tits on a boar hog.

[Barn Babe]

There's always one.

[Stangkiller]

Yes. Multiple someones.

Fired them.

Hope this helps.

I fired a staff from one of my Jobs, while I didn't have the authority to do so, I listened to the partner bitch at me for doing so, and insisted I was the person accountable for profitability on the job it had to be done, and promised I wouldn't do it again without consulting first.

Well, they sent the kid to another job, with the same result, so my office sent him to another office where he was finally officially fired. :hurray:

[Loco Vette]

He is a 25 year veteran employee and I am not even allowed to bring his name up anymore.

He is going deaf and refuses to wear his hearing aids. As a result everyone on this floor hears all of his phone conversations.

Last week I had my train of thought interrupted by him observing: "Well, that's Murphy's Law. If something's gonna go wrong, it'll go wrong!"

[Datawiz]

Many times, and always proven to be correct in the long run. :yesnod:

[Burnt C6]

I'm out on a job site building a gas plant. I have three guys working for me out here one direct hand and two contract hands. The direct hand does whatever I ask of him. The one contract hand is doing all my cad work for me. My only issue with him is his God damn I phone. The other guy who is friends with my boss back at the office is as useless as a real **** in a lesbian orgy. I was back in the office last Friday and made management very aware of my thoughts. I was told that the man power curve required that I keep him out here.

[mrvette]

There's always one.

JUST ONE???

you got it easy.....

[Kerrmudgeon]

I fired lots of people over the years for all kinds of reasons, some were easy, like thieves, and some were hard, like plain stupidity. :doh:

[lspencer534]

I've always just fired them, one of the beauties of being self-employed. I even fired someone who didn't work for me. I was going through the McD's drive-thru, and it was backed up for 30+ cars. When I got to the window, I saw why: The guy taking orders couldn't work the order machine or even operate the cash register. He had every order wrong, and they were having to coreect them at the next window.

I told the guy, "WTF is wrong with you??? You're fired! Get outta here!". And he left! I saw him leave and get into his car.

[Kevin_73]

Please let us know in advance if any of his duties could result in and environmental disaster, or huge ****ing explosion in North Texas.

Thank you. :seasix:

[Jeff '79]

I've always just fired them, one of the beauties of being self-employed. I even fired someone who didn't work for me. I was going through the McD's drive-thru, and it was backed up for 30+ cars. When I got to the window, I saw why: The guy taking orders couldn't work the order machine or even operate the cash register. He had every order wrong, and they were having to coreect them at the next window.

I told the guy, "WTF is wrong with you??? You're fired! Get outta here!". And he left! I saw him leave and get into his car.

:rofl::rofl: Just the way you want it .... Wayyy too funny there....:dance:

[OddBall]

I'm out on a job site building a gas plant. I have three guys working for me out here one direct hand and two contract hands. The direct hand does whatever I ask of him. The one contract hand is doing all my cad work for me. My only issue with him is his God damn I phone. The other guy who is friends with my boss back at the office is as useless as a real **** in a lesbian orgy. I was back in the office last Friday and made management very aware of my thoughts. I was told that the man power curve required that I keep him out here.

Dosen't mean it has to be pleasant for him.

[KWIL]

I've always just fired them, one of the beauties of being self-employed. I even fired someone who didn't work for me. I was going through the McD's drive-thru, and it was backed up for 30+ cars. When I got to the window, I saw why: The guy taking orders couldn't work the order machine or even operate the cash register. He had every order wrong, and they were having to coreect them at the next window.

I told the guy, "WTF is wrong with you??? You're fired! Get outta here!". And he left! I saw him leave and get into his car.

lolol. Hilarious, if true.

[Blademaker]

I fired my sister once when she pissed me off.
Didn't speak to me for four years.

[JRD77VET]

I fired my sister once when she pissed me off.
Didn't speak to me for four years.

Worked out pretty good, didn't it? :lolsmile:


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A few guys at work I'd like to fire. One just got sent home for the rest of the week for his temper tantum and messing up a customer's parts ( he may or may not be back )

[vetteman9368]

He is a 25 year veteran employee and I am not even allowed to bring his name up anymore.

He is going deaf and refuses to wear his hearing aids. As a result everyone on this floor hears all of his phone conversations.

Last week I had my train of thought interrupted by him observing: "Well, that's Murphy's Law. If something's gonna go wrong, it'll go wrong!"

I feel for you on that one Val

[lspencer534]

lolol. Hilarious, if true.

It's true. I called the owner of that McD's to tell him what I'd done. He said, "Good!".

[sanchez]

Tell HR he tried to touch your swim suit area in the men's room.