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C5Nate
06-21-2012, 3:54pm
is not one of them…

I had issues with putting my mouth on this can of Coke I just purchased.

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu38/c5nate/_cokecan.jpg

04 commemorative
06-21-2012, 3:56pm
well maybe the figure is of someone over 18......lets hope

DAB
06-21-2012, 4:10pm
looks wet.

MrPeabody
06-21-2012, 4:18pm
All models are over 18. Proof on file.:D

C5Nate
06-21-2012, 4:23pm
looks wet.


It was, but also cold. :leaving:

NeedSpeed
06-21-2012, 4:24pm
So, uh, what did it smell like when you opened it? :leaving:

HeatherO
06-21-2012, 4:24pm
do you know how these cans are stacked in storerooms?? I wouldn't put my mouth on it for other reasons...get a straw!!!

Jobaka
06-21-2012, 4:24pm
Is there another figure on the other side?

You know, like 2 girls, 1 can?

NeedSpeed
06-21-2012, 4:25pm
I wouldn't put my mouth on it for other reasons...get a straw!!!

That's what she said?? :leaving:

C5Nate
06-21-2012, 4:31pm
So, uh, what did it smell like when you opened it? :leaving:

Fresh, sweat and bubbly.... try to see what I did here.

do you know how these cans are stacked in storerooms?? I wouldn't put my mouth on it for other reasons...get a straw!!!

Real men dont use straws.

Is there another figure on the other side?

You know, like 2 girls, 1 can?


Checking....

Meeko87
06-21-2012, 4:36pm
I see no tits....it's a dude with long hair, so suck away homo :seasix:

C5Nate
06-21-2012, 4:44pm
I see no tits....it's a dude with long hair, so suck away homo :seasix:


Can says proud sponser of London 2012 Womens Gymnastics.

I know you were trying to be vicarious, sorry to spoil your little fantasy there buck-o.

FasterTraffic
06-21-2012, 4:58pm
do you know how these cans are stacked in storerooms?? I wouldn't put my mouth on it for other reasons...get a straw!!!

We frequently walked on them to get at other cases of soda. Wherever our shoes have been, those cans have been.

:yesnod:

Joecooool
06-21-2012, 5:00pm
You shouldn't be drinking that anyway.

HeatherO
06-21-2012, 5:00pm
We frequently walked on them to get at other cases of soda. Wherever our shoes have been, those cans have been.

:yesnod:

exactly...I do that as well...no flippin way I would put my mouth on a can of anything...ever!!!
when someone buys a single can of some beverage from me, I always offer a straw :seasix:

Iron Chef
06-21-2012, 5:00pm
I see no tits....it's a dude with long hair, so suck away homo :seasix:

Now you have 100 problems.

HeatherO
06-21-2012, 5:01pm
You shouldn't be drinking that anyway.

hey, NY says it's OK because it's less than 20oz!!!!!

C5Nate
06-21-2012, 5:03pm
We frequently walked on them to get at other cases of soda. Wherever our shoes have been, those cans have been.

:yesnod:

exactly...I do that as well...no flippin way I would put my mouth on a can of anything...ever!!!
when someone buys a single can of some beverage from me, I always offer a straw :seasix:


:confused:

Not seeing a problem here.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5t4tkr0wG1rqsk3g.jpg

FasterTraffic
06-21-2012, 5:12pm
:confused:

Not seeing a problem here.

I was thinking of a "case" of soda as four six-packs in a cardboard flat. Twelve-packs, and some of the niche sodas which are plastic-wrapped, aren't likely to be dirty.

HeatherO
06-21-2012, 5:14pm
:confused:

Not seeing a problem here.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5t4tkr0wG1rqsk3g.jpg

no all canned beverages are sold in that manner

ft laud mike
06-21-2012, 6:07pm
So, uh, what did it smell like when you opened it? :leaving:
:waiting:
I see no tits....it's a dude with long hair, so suck away homo :seasix:
:rofl:
You shouldn't be drinking that anyway.

In NYC you would be subject to arrest, FYI
:cert:

Torqaholic
06-21-2012, 7:19pm
Fresh, sweat and bubbly.......

Surprised it wasn't flat :rofl:

kingpin
06-21-2012, 7:25pm
It was, but also cold. :leaving:

Perfect situation.
They don't talk back and you get to watch them melt over your....oh wait. You were talking aboot the can of coke.

:leaving: