MEC5LADY... Was this you? LOL!

[island14]

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in
the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to
have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.

She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms and opened his mouth. " No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of
complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,"I
have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his
breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"



After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."

[xXBUDXx]

Yup, that has to be her. :D

[oyealiz]

OMG, G....did you really do that????

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[LilRedCorvette]

OMG, G....did you really do that????

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:rofl:



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[Jeff '79]

:rofl::rofl: That's good.........

[MEC5LADY]

I plead the fifth.:leaving: Actually, that is too tame for a few of the lawyers I have had to deal with lately.:issues::issues::issues::issues:

[MrPeabody]

:seasix: Great joke. It will make the rounds at my step-daughters hospital tomorrow, I'm sure.

[lspencer534]

:seasix: Great joke. It will make the rounds at my step-daughters hospital tomorrow, I'm sure.

Joke, my azz! Yeah--they're talking about my azz! :issues:

[MrPeabody]

Joke, my azz! Yeah--they're talking about my azz! :issues:

:rofl::rofl: Get even. Sit around your law office and tell nurse jokes.:seasix:

By the way, if you want to genuinely piss off a nurse, tell her "You're really a smart person. You should be a doctor."

[Flatbush Harry]

I plead the fifth.:leaving: Actually, that is too tame for a few of the lawyers I have had to deal with lately.:issues::issues::issues::issues:

Besides, with a feather, it's erotic, with a whole chicken, it's kinky.

Jus' sayin'

Harry, standin' in for the MEC5LADY on this post

[mrvette]

:rofl::rofl: Get even. Sit around your law office and tell nurse jokes.:seasix:

By the way, if you want to genuinely piss off a nurse, tell her "You're really a smart person. You should be a doctor."

OH GOD, the guy next door retired from the base hospital, on his second go round age 66, and so he handled the desk in the ICU, all the computer shit and various Docs and nurses around.....

should hear the Doc/nurse stories HE tells after some 20 years on that desk...

being .mil it's a lot of older men/women and some of it is not pretty, most of it is funny....the nurses saving the doc's asses SO many times.....

:kick::dance::leaving:

[Jeff '79]

OH GOD, the guy next door retired from the base hospital, on his second go round age 66, and so he handled the desk in the ICU, all the computer shit and various Docs and nurses around.....

should hear the Doc/nurse stories HE tells after some 20 years on that desk...

being .mil it's a lot of older men/women and some of it is not pretty, most of it is funny....the nurses saving the doc's asses SO many times.....

:kick::dance::leaving:

My brain feels like scrambled eggs after reading that......:wtf::eek:
I did understand it though, after the 2nd go around...

[mrvette]

My brain feels like scrambled eggs after reading that......:wtf::eek:
I did understand it though, after the 2nd go around...

Read it again and again....it's Englush for you kids....

:seasix:

[DJ_Critterus]

Besides, with a feather, it's erotic, with a whole chicken, it's kinky.

Jus' sayin'

Harry, standin' in for the MEC5LADY on this post

I always thought the feather was kinky, but the entire chicken was perverted.

[DJ_Critterus]

My brain feels like scrambled eggs after reading that......:wtf::eek:
I did understand it though, after the 2nd go around...

I feel sick. I understood the entire thing. It's almost as bad as WOEII Speak :ack:

[mrvette]

I always thought the feather was kinky, but the entire chicken was perverted.

Wassa matter, scared of chicken shit???

:waiting:

[99 pewtercoupe]

I plead the fifth.:leaving: Actually, that is too tame for a few of the lawyers I have had to deal with lately.:issues::issues::issues::issues:

I think you would have gone with a rose that had a couple of well placed thorns:rofl:

[MEC5LADY]

I think you would have gone with a rose that had a couple of well placed thorns:rofl:

I actually was thinking more along the lines of a medieval weapon like a mace.:cert:

[Blademaker]

I actually was thinking more along the lines of a medieval weapon like a mace.:cert:

Could be arranged..........:leaving:

[MEC5LADY]

Could be arranged..........:leaving:

:dance: I am so going to get me one of those-- we need to talk.:leaving: