Frizzie Sighted In California

[Sweet 90]

Keeping his cool:seasix:
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I believe he thinks he's still in Texas:D
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Please be nice to my friend:cert:

[nutz4c4]

:rofl::rofl:...So who is his Spotted buddy at the lunch wagon???

[DukeAllen]

:rofl::rofl:...So who is his Spotted buddy at the lunch wagon???

You never know with friz...
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Dalmation-Kitties-963.jpg

[nutz4c4]

You never know with friz...
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Dalmation-Kitties-963.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Vette Jockey]

:rofl::rofl:...So who is his Spotted buddy at the lunch wagon???

I think it was a, dare I say it, a Hippie!:rofl:

[C4fan]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Friz a bone
But when she bent over,
Frizzie went over,
And got him a bone of his own.:rofl:

[Sweet 90]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Friz a bone
But when she bent over,
Frizzie went over,
And gave her a bone of her own.:rofl:

Fixed:D

[Sweet 90]

I think it was a, dare I say it, a Hippie!:rofl:

Crocamation:leaving:

[PLRX]

Crocamation:leaving:

:rofl:

[Sweet 90]

Well the dawg hasn't checked in for a few days and I'm beginning to get worried about him being all alone in a strange state.:D

[Taurus]

Well the dawg hasn't checked in for a few days and I'm beginning to get worried about him being all alone in a strange state.:D

Not me, I'm seeing an opportunity:seasix:

[Sweet 90]

Not me, I'm seeing an opportunity:seasix:

I don't understand?:rofl:

[C4fan]

Not me, I'm seeing an opportunity:seasix:

I don't understand?:rofl:

He means he's going to ,,,,, ah, is this that sarcasm thing?

[PLRX]

Not me, I'm seeing an opportunity:seasix:

I agree, I may be on the road, but I lurk and post using my smartphone and lap top.

We may have to resuscitate the MIA thread.

[Taurus]

I don't understand?:rofl:

What type of thread should I start this time, suggestions?

[PLRX]

What type of thread should I start this time, suggestions?

This one may be legit. I think we could call El Paso Police and hospitals to ensure Friz is accounted for.

[Sweet 90]

What type of thread should I start this time, suggestions?

Well we'll never top the Banned Camp one, how about Friz visiting hippies in Cali.

[Taurus]

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[C4fan]

I don't think dogs are very good at camping, hunting maybe, but not camping.:D

[PLRX]

Well we'll never top the Banned Camp one, how about Friz visiting hippies in Apple Valley, Cali.

:iagree:

[Sweet 90]

This one may be legit. I think we could call the El Paso Dog pounds and veterinary hospitals to ensure Friz is accounted for.

Fixed:D

[PLRX]

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Dear Lord :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sweet 90]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/gator.gif

:rofl::rofl: And we're off
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[Frizlefrak]

Dear Lord :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:iagree: Where do you guys find this shit? :lolsmile:

[Vette Jockey]

:iagree: Where do you guys find this shit? :lolsmile:

We have help from the other inmates at the nut house :D

[Frizlefrak]

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles. :lol:

[PLRX]

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles. :lol:

:iagree: Friz, LA is a Mexican DNA state for over 500 years and yes, people there are not even democrats anymore. I'm glad your wallet was not stolen and you didn't receive a stab wound.:seasix:

[Frizlefrak]

Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang.. :eek:

[PLRX]

Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang.. :eek:

I can think of one...

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23500/Crocodile-Pirate--23997.jpg

[Sweet 90]

I can think of one...



Damn Pete:lolsmile::lolsmile:

[WW7]

Back from Los Angeles today. I love L.A. (was born there) but Jesus there are a lot of freakazoids there. Always were I guess.....I think I was the only straight white Republican male within 25 miles. :lol:

This from the guy that thinks he's a dog.....:D....WW


Maybe it's just that I didn't notice it before, but seems like 80% of the male population there are butt pirates. Seemed like I was the only guy staring at the poontang.. :eek:

Problem is, most of what you were staring at were probably guys anyway...:rofl:..WW

[Frizlefrak]

Problem is, most of what you were staring at were probably guys anyway...:rofl:..WW

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females. :rofl:

[WW7]

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females. :rofl:

Probably females waiting to earn enough money for the sex change operation....:rofl:.WW

[DukeAllen]

Best Prostitute

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.

"Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"

"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there.."

"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"

"You see that Ferrari out there?"

The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.

The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.

"Last night was incredible!"

"Of course it was. Just wait 'til you try one of my blow jobs.."

"How much is that?"

"$500"

"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"

"You see that apartment building across the street?"

The guy looks out front at a 12-story apartment building.

"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it.

Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints… twice.

The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some sex?"

She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street. There between the buildings he can see Los Angeles.

"You see that city?"

"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"

She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a vagina, I'd own L.A.!"

[Vette Jockey]

C'mon Wayne....SOME of them had to be real females. :rofl:

They had to be, they won a beauty contest, oh, ah, maybe not! :rofl:

Hey, Friz, I heard you were not really in LA. I have definite proof that you were in the Sandbox watching someones six. Good job:USA:

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