WooHoo! New Hells Kitchen starts tonight.

[kingpin]

Can't wait to hear.

Girl--"Chef! Mister Chef!"

Chef--"Yes? What?"

Girl--"You hurt my friends feelings."

Chef--"Did I?"

Girl---"Yes she's over there crying cause you said something to her."

Chef--"What did I say?"

Girl--"You told her to **** off."

Chef--"Well can you tell her I meant it?"

-Chef calls for hosts to escort the bimboes back to plastic surgery.-
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"What I suggest you do is buy a restuarant and put one table in it, anymore than that and you'd be ****ed."


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Ramsay pulls the lid off a dish and sees a mini pumpkin surrounded by buttery potato skins....

Ramsay: "What is the dish called?"
Petrozza: "Hen in a pumpkin."
Ramsay: "Right now looking at that mess I'd like to stick you ****ing head in there you know that."
Petrozza: "Yeah."
Ramsay: "You had more chance sticking a candle in there, making me happy for halloween, then sticking a hen in there. Now **** off."

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Sara cooked scallops in a sticky pan and they stuck....

"Missy! if you sauteee scallops in a NON STICK pan, they won't stick!!! That's why its ****ing called non STIIIIICKKKKK! I don't know what 'non stick' means in texas, sweetheart, but **** ME!"

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To Garrette.

"You fat, useless sack of ****ing Yankee dankee doodle shit!"

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"Maitre D', He's a ****ing commie! He's a commie! What are you gonna do now fatso? Do you not think it's your job to be responsible? Or are you gonna think about your cheeseburger all day long?"

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"You can't run around like shrek in a frock! You look like a baby Rhinoceros looking for a place to shit!"


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"Look at it it's like King Kong's ****ing condom."

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"Look at these! They're like big Donkey dicks!"


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ConstantChange]

I'm a fan of Ramsey, but he's a major prick on that show. I guess that's why I like the guy so much.

[Kerrmudgeon]

I'm sick of that asshole treating people like that. I don't watch him anymore. :smash:

[kingpin]

I passed up watching all of last years series so I could excited aboot it again.

:hurray::hurray::hurray:

[99 pewtercoupe]

So how long until he calls one of the women a "stupid cow"?

[kingpin]

So how long until he calls one of the women a "stupid cow"?

Hopefully in the next 10 minutes. :D

[kingpin]

Hello Blondie! :drool:

[Stangkiller]

Adam boca may be making an appearance in tonights Master Chef! never mind, boca tried out in Chicago.

[kingpin]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n130/kingpin111/efd22250.jpg
:hump:

[MikeB]

I'm a fan of Ramsey, but he's a major prick on that show. I guess that's why I like the guy so much.

:iagree:
I watched 5 minutes of it tonite, and quickly turned it off.
It was funny 2 years ago. Not so much now.
Too many whiny/snifly cry babies on that show.
"27 y/o Chef/trainer Natalie" or whatever her name is.

27 y/os are not chefs. They're apprentices.

I still like watching his Restaurant Impossible show on BBC America.

[ConstantChange]

:iagree:
I watched 5 minutes of it tonite, and quickly turned it off.
It was funny 2 years ago. Not so much now.

I did the same thing. I tried to watch it and couldn't.

[kingpin]

Adam boca may be making an appearance in tonights Master Chef! never mind, boca tried out in Chicago.

Lady just served squirrel pie. :funnier:

[C5Nate]

I'm sick of that asshole treating people like that. I don't watch him anymore. :smash:

:iagree:
I watched 5 minutes of it tonite, and quickly turned it off.
It was funny 2 years ago. Not so much now.


:iagree:
Why would you want to watch a show where a loudmouth gets his jollies off of berating people he chose for the show in the first place?

Reminds me of the old American Hotrod series with Boyd Coddington.

I spoke with Boyd over the phone several times while working on my '57. He was always polite and composed.

When I spoke with the guys from the show at SEMA, they all said its mostly a put-on but there are some off camera bitch sessions that got heated like any other job.