Important info for singles

[DukeAllen]

Stuff you guys that are still in the dating scene need to know:seasix:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish ............................................. 49
Adventurous ................. Slept with everyone
Athletic ....................................... No boobs
Average looking .................... Ugly
Beautiful ........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure ...................... On medication
Feminist .......................................... Fat
Free spirit .................................... Junkie
Friendship first .......................... Former slut
Fun .......................................... Annoying
New-Age .............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned ............................. No BJs
Open-minded ................................. Desperate
Outgoing ........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate ............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional .................................... Bitch
Voluptuous ................................... Very Fat
Large frame ................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate ............................... Stalker

[Sweet 90]

Stuff you guys that are still in the dating scene need to know:seasix:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish ............................................. 49
Adventurous ................. Slept with everyone
Athletic ....................................... No boobs
Average looking .................... Ugly
Beautiful ........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure ...................... On medication
Feminist .......................................... Fat
Free spirit .................................... Junkie
Friendship first .......................... Former slut
Fun .......................................... Annoying
New-Age .............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned ............................. No BJs
Open-minded ................................. Desperate
Outgoing ........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate ............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional .................................... Bitch
Voluptuous ................................... Very Fat
Large frame ................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate ............................... Stalker
:rofl::rofl:
I think Pete is the only single guy here. We'll see if he agrees:D

[WW7]

:rofl::rofl:
I think Pete is the only single guy here. We'll see if he agrees:D

I wonder how many of those he can personally verify.....:rofl:...I'll bet quite a few.....:)..WW

[C4fan]

Stuff you guys that are still in the dating scene need to know:seasix:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish ............................................. 49
Adventurous ................. Slept with everyone
Athletic ....................................... No boobs
Average looking .................... Ugly
Beautiful ........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure ...................... On medication
Feminist .......................................... Lesbian
Free spirit .................................... Junkie
Friendship first .......................... Former slut
Fun .......................................... Annoying
New-Age .............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned ............................. No BJs
Open-minded ................................. Desperate
Outgoing ........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate ............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional .................................... Bitch
Voluptuous ................................... Very Fat
Large frame ................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate ............................... Stalker

I had to correct one of them.:rofl:

[Sweet 90]

I had to correct one of them.:rofl:

Spot on Bill:lol:

[DukeAllen]

I wonder how many of those he can personally verify.....:rofl:...I'll bet quite a few.....:)..WW

I met many of them myself in my dating days :lol:

[PLRX]

:rofl::rofl:
I think Pete is the only single guy here. We'll see if he agrees:D

:iagree:

There are few more terms they use. Add some terms you see on bold. BTW, I don't know if you guys know this, 75% of women are on bipolar medication. I dated two taking those pills. How did I find out? Their medicine cabinet :D

multiple tooth brush...boyfriend or hubby on business trip
photo frame turned down...same

40-ish ............................................. 49--->:rofl:
Adventurous ................. Slept with everyone
Athletic ....................................... No boobs
Average looking .................... Ugly, fat, smoker, drinker
Beautiful ........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure ...................... On medication
Feminist .......................................... Lesbian
Free spirit .................................... Junkie
Friendship first .......................... Former slut, 2 or more divorces
Friends..............Open relationship and open to a 3-some
Fun .......................................... Annoying, Kids at their father's house
Never Done that, I've ......Plenty of times
New-Age .............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned ............................. No BJs, unshaven
Open-minded ................................. Desperate
Outgoing ........................Drunk, Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate ............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional .................................... Bitch....:seasix:
Separated......Not even legally separated yet and would love to be your friend
Stop.........................Don't you dare to stop
Voluptuous/Plump/BBW ................................... Very Fat
Large frame/Plump/BBW ................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate ............................... Stalker:rofl:

Something about them and all of you know this; they will deny everything with a straight face and will stick with it.

[Eakster]

:laugh: