10 things pets would do if they had opposable digits

[lspencer534]

10 things pets would do if they had opposable thumbs | Death and Taxes (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/183621/10-things-pets-would-do-if-they-had-opposable-thumbs/)

[MrPeabody]

I disagree with #3 for dogs. Why would they jerk off when they can give themselves a BJ?:D

The scariest thing, and not on the list, would be turning doorknobs.

[lspencer534]

I disagree with #3 for dogs. Why would they jerk off when they can give themselves a BJ?:D

The scariest thing, and not on the list, would be turning doorknobs.

I think "Lock you out of the house" is pretty bad. :dance:

[MattW]

Funny this comes up. I am working on a breeding program which should result in a new kind of domestic shorthair cat with opposable digits.

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