View Full Version : So, what're some of the worst things you did in High School?
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 11:23am
This isn't by far the worst, but definitely on of my top 20 events.
Let me tell you how I got the living crap slapped out of me by a girl in high school not long after I moved back here to the states. She was known as the "class Ho." One day she had to leave for a dental appointment and announced it loudly to the teacher. Well, some smart ass on the other end of the room just had to add, "Don't spread your legs when the dentist says to open wide." She walked to the other end of the room and slapped the shit out of me, but it was worth it. I spent that afternoon in the principles office and a week of detention, but my popularity rose a little bit that day :D I did have to apologize, but I couldn't do it without laughing and earned another week of detention. Not bad.
What'd you all end up doing that got you in some sort of trouble?
NEVRL8T
05-23-2012, 11:25am
Cocaine and Exstasy. Wait, that was some of the best things I did in high school. Never mind.
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 11:27am
Cocaine and Exstasy. Wait, that was some of the best things I did in high school. Never mind.
I can believe that.
Bucwheat
05-23-2012, 11:27am
Me and about 9 other guys picked up a VW bug and lifted it into the tennis court.
simpleman68
05-23-2012, 11:28am
Was just trying to be cool and fecked up big time. I packed a monster ice ball and threw it at the Vice Principle expecting to hit the ground near him.
It hit him square in the back of the neck and at least 50 people saw me throw it.
2 week suspension, but my Mom actually laughed about it a few weeks later. Not that she wasn't pissed at me, but I think it was more like "wtf did you do that for"?
Scott
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 11:35am
Me and about 9 other guys picked up a VW bug and lifted it into the tennis court.
A tthe end of my senior year, four friends and I gathered a group of kids together to take a picture outside of the principle's office (right where she parked her car), with a nice "we love you principle so-and-so" banner behind us.
The beauty of this was the banner covered her window so she couldn't see that the original five of us jacked her car up just high enough to get the wheels off the ground and put it on some large wooden blocks we had cut to size for the purpose. they were big enough that the car wouldn't shake itself off of them when she start the car, put it in gear, and tried to drive off. Yeah, we waited hiding in some bushes until after school to video tape it from across the street. Man was that classic.
But, alas, all good things must end. Guess which five kids were immediately called to her office the next morning? The announcements started like this:
"I need blah blah blah and DJ to come to my office right now. With that being said, good morning Largo High School......" After the ass chewing one kid, whose mom was a teacher at the school, dropped one of those stink bomb vials just outside the admin office on our way out the door and I'm not sure how we all managed to not get blamed for that.
Cybercowboy
05-23-2012, 11:41am
So many to choose from. Here's one where I was just an accomplice of sorts.
We had chemistry class one day and the teacher gave us a demo of what happened when you had pure sodium metal exposed to water (it explodes nicely!) Of course he did this experiment with a chunk about the size of a tiny pebble he cut off a big chunk that was stored in a jar full of kerosene. After class I made a comment that it would be cool to toss that into a pond or something.
The next day, after chemistry class, we were in the bathroom near the classroom smoking a cigarette as usual. The kid I talked to the day before comes up to me, opens his jacket and says "Check it out man! I got it!" WTF? He had stolen that chunk of sodium metal. I told him he should probably just put it back, WTF dude I was just kidding about that and that he could probably get in a lot of trouble if they found that he stole it.
He starts getting nervous and then somebody says "Be cool! Teacher coming!" We all extinguished our cigarettes and that kid went into a stall and panicked. He emptied and flushed the kerosene-filled jar into the toilet. The entire chunk went down. It traveled about 20 feet down the sewer pipe before it exploded. The idiot kid got seriously splashed with sewer water. Then alarms start going off. The pipe that exploded was exposed in the hall beneath us, what we called ROTC hall. It's where ROTC, shop classes, and driver's ed class were.
The sewer pipe had ruptured and raw sewage was pouring into that hall that was filled with kids going to their classes down there. Nobody ever figured out what happened. The only two people who knew about it was me and that kid and we never breathed a word about it. :leaving:
kingpin
05-23-2012, 11:43am
Replaced a small kick ball with a shot put on the gym floor. Watched someone kick the shot put. I left quickly after the screaming started.
Replaced the soap in the boys washroom with Nupolish Car polish. That shit's hard to get off your hands.
Duct taped some dude 10'feet up a light pole. Trick is to tape him up first so he can't wiggle while you and your friends use a van and a ladder to get that high up.
Good times. :D
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 11:43am
Smoked a little weed, skipped some school to hit the beach. Not that often...we weren't really bad kids, my sisters and I. We were all in HS together. There's only 3 years between myself (the oldest) and my youngest sister.
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 11:46am
Smoked a little weed, skipped some school to hit the beach. Not that often...we weren't really bad kids, my sisters and I. We were all in HS together. There's only 3 years between myself (the oldest) and my youngest sister.
Pics of sister !....:waiting:
Cybercowboy
05-23-2012, 11:50am
Smoked a little weed, skipped some school to hit the beach. Not that often...we weren't really bad kids, my sisters and I. We were all in HS together. There's only 3 years between myself (the oldest) and my youngest sister.
One time a group of us decided to see if we could get away with smoking some weed in the area just outside the cafeteria, which was kind of a crossroads type area and always packed at certain times. We figured it would be pretty safe because a teacher couldn't tell where the smell was coming from if we were quick about it. This one guy has a pipe all loaded up and ready to go. We meet there, wait until it is crowded as hell, and light it up. Just then the principle, vice principle, and the school photographer chick comes out of the cafeteria and announces that they are taking yearbook photos of this area and need some space.
We were like trapped! The smell was wafting towards them. When they weren't looking for a second I put the pipe, still smoldering, on top of the big wooden bear plaque thing on the wall (we were the Bears.) Then we kind of stood over to the side as they snapped a few pictures, centering the Bear plaque up as a focal point, with kids milling around.
That picture was a huge two page blown up color photo on page 1/2 in the yearbook. I loved pointing out the pipe to people years later. You could even see a little smoke coming out of it. :lol:
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 11:52am
One time a group of us decided to see if we could get away with smoking some weed in the area just outside the cafeteria, which was kind of a crossroads type area and always packed at certain times. We figured it would be pretty safe because a teacher couldn't tell where the smell was coming from if we were quick about it. This one guy has a pipe all loaded up and ready to go. We meet there, wait until it is crowded as hell, and light it up. Just then the principle, vice principle, and the school photographer chick comes out of the cafeteria and announces that they are taking yearbook photos of this area and need some space.
We were like trapped! The smell was wafting towards them. When they weren't looking for a second I put the pipe, still smoldering, on top of the big wooden bear plaque thing on the wall (we were the Bears.) Then we kind of stood over to the side as they snapped a few pictures, centering the Bear plaque up as a focal point, with kids milling around.
That picture was a huge two page blown up color photo on page 1/2 in the yearbook. I loved pointing out the pipe to people years later. You could even see a little smoke coming out of it. :lol:
:rofl::rofl: Noice !!
Mike Mercury
05-23-2012, 11:55am
So, what're some of the worst things you did in High School?
group of guys I ran with - derailed a train.
serious.
I stopped hanging with them after that. I heard a few years after HS that one of the guys was in a Mexican prison.
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 12:00pm
group of guys I ran with - derailed a train.
serious.
I stopped hanging with them after that. I heard a few years after HS that one of the guys was in a Mexican prison.
So you were a juvenile delinquent.....:sadangel:
6spdC6
05-23-2012, 12:01pm
Got a bunch but this was one of the best. At the hi school I went to lunch was by floors. First floor at 11.30 2ed floor at 12 and 3rd at 12.30. You were allowed to eat lunch and then come back to you floor and bullshit and wait for the teachers to unlock the classroom doors. The theory was you could not get in much trouble just being out in the hall.
A friend and I skipped lunch one day towards the end of the school year and we put a piece of broken paper clip in each door lock. Bell rang and the teachers went to unlock their doors and not one would open. They tried for a while and got nowhere and us students were saying crazy things and starting to get rowdy. They finely sent us to the auditorium for the rest of the day.
Found out the next day that they had to get a ladder and get a janitor to try windows on the second floor to get in each classroom (about 11 rooms if I remember right) as the screws to take the lock apart where on the inside. To say the school was pissed would be a understatement but as it was only know to me and my friend we never got caught. After that they stationed a couple people on each floor for the lunch period!
Remember this was me as a kid as a adult I do not think it was such a great idea
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 12:04pm
Got a bunch but this was one of the best. At the hi school I went to lunch was by floors. First floor at 11.30 2ed floor at 12 and 3rd at 12.30. You were allowed to eat lunch and then come back to you floor and bullshit and wait for the teachers to unlock the classroom doors. The theory was you could not get in much trouble just being out in the hall.
A friend and I skipped lunch one day towards the end of the school year and we put a piece of broken paper clip in each door lock. Bell rang and the teachers went to unlock their doors and not one would open. They tried for a while and got nowhere and us students were saying crazy things and starting to get rowdy. They finely sent us to the auditorium for the rest of the day.
Found out the next day that they had to get a ladder and get a janitor to try windows on the second floor to get in each classroom (about 11 rooms if I remember right) as the screws to take the lock apart where on the inside. To say the school was pissed would be a understatement but as it was only know to me and my friend we never got caught. After that they stationed a couple people on each floor for the lunch period!
Remember this was me as a kid as a adult I do not think it was such a great idea
Good one !...:rofl::rofl:
mrvette
05-23-2012, 12:04pm
The usual M80 or Cherry bomb in the toilets tricks.....
but in college, a bunch of guys took this chicks' VW bug apart, and got it into her dorm room for final assy.....she comes back and finds her car where her furnishings were.....
This gal named Charlene, she was built NICE, and so the egging on involved stick her with a pin in her tight skirt butt....
so I did, and she turned around and hit me SO hard I was off the ground and into a crowd of guys behind me....don't mess with Charlene she will wipe your ass OUT!!!!
A guy from church group, same age as me, he is a big time Physicist out in California....
well back in HS, he lived across town, so he being smart and shit, he gets some chemicals from school, and some other from Fisher Scientific.....
mixes up this coffee can size bomb, digs out a hole under a large tree in the woods behind his folk's community.....
runs out a fuse, backfills the hole, and launches a tree like a Atlas Rocket.....
the blast blew out many windows and cracked a couple foundations.....they never did find out who/what and he totally refused to reveal the contents of that can, mystery till today, I suspect....Acme Dynomite company got nuttin on HIM....
:rofl::lol:
Nemesis
05-23-2012, 12:05pm
During my junior year, we had food fights with the sophomore class every freakin day.
Other than that, I tried to fly under the radar during high school. K-8 were my problem years.
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 12:19pm
When i lived in Italy, our DODDS middle and high school were in the same building. At the end of my 7th grade year a friend and I got to school real early. See, the admins knew us at two of the good kids and pretty much gave us too much autonomy. We went to every one of the girls restrooms to do the old saran wrap trick and a thin coat of rubber cement on each toilet seat. We also removed every roll of toilet paper, too. The funny thing is we weren't expecting it to do anything but not more than a few minutes after we completed on of the restrooms sure enough... some check was screaming bloody murder. i can't remember if she got stuck or not, but she was sitting down a little tender in class that day. That'll teach her to look before she sits.
Doug28450
05-23-2012, 12:21pm
she turned around and hit me SO hard I was off the ground
Now we know how it happened.
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 12:21pm
group of guys I ran with - derailed a train.
serious.
I stopped hanging with them after that. I heard a few years after HS that one of the guys was in a Mexican prison.
Pray tell... how?
ApexOversteer
05-23-2012, 12:39pm
Got baked, rubbed one out in the Library, onto a photo of Marylin Monroe in some Time/Life encyclopedia of nostaliga, and took a piss in the trash can.
I was looking for 3 days off... got 10 days in-school instead. I always did have trouble estimating the reactions of others.
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 12:46pm
Got baked, rubbed one out in the Library, onto a photo of Marylin Monroe in some Time/Life encyclopedia of nostaliga, and took a piss in the trash can.
I was looking for 3 days off... got 10 days in-school instead. I always did have trouble estimating the reactions of others.
Ewww....:slap:
MEC5LADY
05-23-2012, 12:51pm
I was miss goody two shoes I didn't do anything ....:leaving:
ApexOversteer
05-23-2012, 12:51pm
Ewww....:slap:
Yeah, that was me. Some guys went for Mean Stuff, others Funny Stuff... I hitched my wagon to Dude, That's Gross...
Frogs in your hubcaps and a couple rotting fish under your passenger seat were my trademark. Or pinholed eggs... always good for the "Wow, I forgot about that, that was like a week ago" feeling...
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 12:56pm
Pics of sister !....:waiting:
You've been warned. :leaving:
Yeah...we're quite an...ummmm...interesting group...especially together. I like to refer to it as personality and character. 4 girls...I'm the oldest.
My poor, poor father. :rofl:
Julie
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo1-40.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-22.jpg
Amy
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/amyandkids.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/todd_iraq011.jpg
Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-30.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-29.jpg
Amy and Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo5-24.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo4-26.jpg
And then, carrying into the next generation, my baby girl... (She's my favorite, so there's a bunch of her.) She's quite the little character...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo-26.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/silly.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlin2.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlinsoccer-1.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlin_rifle.jpg
Aggravating me at the red wings game in Phoenix. I was trying to pee. It's not my fault her stall was out of TP. You gotta check that shit before you sit down. Amateur. :rolleyes: :leaving:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/utf-8BSU1HMDA2MzctMjAxMTA0MTgtMjAyOC5qcGc.jpg
To the very far right at BMT...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/IMG00940.jpg
My daughter and IC's daughter last July 4th waiting for the fireworks show. (Might as well be sisters. Lol)
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo2-41.jpg
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 12:59pm
That picture was a huge two page blown up color photo on page 1/2 in the yearbook. I loved pointing out the pipe to people years later. You could even see a little smoke coming out of it. :lol:
:rofl:
Me and LouAnn drinking sloe gin at 10AM...
Cutting out at lunch to go see Tammy at the Sonic...
Racing cars and drinking beer and not getting killed.
kingpin
05-23-2012, 1:02pm
You've been warned. :leaving:
Yeah...we're quite an...ummmm...interesting group...especially together. I like to refer to it as personality and character. 4 girls...I'm the oldest.
My poor, poor father. :rofl:
Julie
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo1-40.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-22.jpg
Amy
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/amyandkids.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/todd_iraq011.jpg
Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-30.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-29.jpg
Amy and Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo5-24.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo4-26.jpg
With all due respect. You're all smokin' hot. :drool:
Yerf Dog
05-23-2012, 1:03pm
Hacked the Computer Science department's server and locked out the teacher.
He was not pleased, but then he did bet us we couldn't do it. :D
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 1:03pm
You've been warned. :leaving:
Yeah...we're quite an...ummmm...interesting group...especially together. I like to refer to it as personality and character. 4 girls...I'm the oldest.
My poor, poor father. :rofl:
Julie
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo1-40.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-22.jpg
Amy
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/amyandkids.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/todd_iraq011.jpg
Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-30.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo3-29.jpg
Amy and Sarah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo5-24.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo4-26.jpg
And then, carrying into the next generation, my baby girl... (She's my favorite, so there's a bunch of her.) She's quite the little character...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo-26.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/silly.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlin2.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlinsoccer-1.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/caitlin_rifle.jpg
Aggravating me at the red wings game in Phoenix. :leaving:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/utf-8BSU1HMDA2MzctMjAxMTA0MTgtMjAyOC5qcGc.jpg
To the very far right at BMT...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/IMG00940.jpg
My daughter and IC's daughter last July 4th waiting for the fireworks show. (Might as well be sisters. Lol)
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/photo2-41.jpg
Oh man...Your dad had his hands full....That's a fine looking gaggle of girls there....:seasix: Your daughter looks like Jody Foster in that one pic...:seasix:
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 1:07pm
We had this one biology teacher when I was in 10th grade (in Italy) who worshiped the Greek Gods. He was a bit out there to say the least and the only graded test we had was on the theory that Santa Clause was a notion that came about from eskimo's drinking reindeer piss.
Anyway, we had the standard work stations with two people on each side and a small cabinet in the middle of each side. I had his class during 4th period (out of 7). One of my friends and I sat on the side with our backs to the wall and right next to the teacher's office door. He heard rumors about what we kept in the cabinet, searched it, took our cooler, and ordered us to his office. With the door shut he proceeded to pull out our 6-pack and a some smokable.... Needless to say, we all spent a lot of time in that office from that day forward. I was never worth a shit in any of my classes after 4th period for the most part after that.
Bucwheat
05-23-2012, 1:11pm
We just had 5 girls here pull a senior prank that cost them $5K. Seems they put super glue in 30 something door locks at school, they got caught because the cameras were still runnung and here's your sign.
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 1:19pm
With all due respect. You're all smokin' hot. :drool:
We get into some trouble, occasionally. ;)
We're all meeting up in AZ this summer for my daughter's 21st birthday. Surprising her. It's not that often that we all get together without little ones around. :cheers:
Oh man...Your dad had his hands full....That's a fine looking gaggle of girls there....:seasix: Your daughter looks like Jody Foster in that one pic...:seasix:
She's a great kid. She and IC's daughter (Michelle) have become good friends over the years. They're less than a year apart. I call Michelle my adopted kid. :rofl:
As far as I know, she never did stupid things in school. She's the first to admit anything she's ever done, having heard stories about crazy shit my sisters and I did. She doesn't drink, unless it's an occasional glass of wine with dinner at home. Never tried any drugs...nothing. I'm like...maybe you're adopted. :leaving:
Kerrmudgeon
05-23-2012, 1:24pm
This really stupid geography teacher thought I was going too fast on school property, so he walked out in front of me heading right for him. I swerved and missed him by a hair, scaring the crap out of him. Lucky he wasn't killed! That's the last time I was allowed to drive on school property!
:roll:
Blademaker
05-23-2012, 2:13pm
Aside from fighting a lot, I was just a run of the mill hood.
Got into a bad fight once, out numbered 3-1, flipped open a knife and stuck a guy. Not bad or life threatening, just enough to get 'em offa me and set 'em to running like hell.
I was 17, never got caught.
mrvette
05-23-2012, 2:17pm
I was miss goody two shoes I didn't do anything ....:leaving:
Bullshit!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::lol:
mrvette
05-23-2012, 2:23pm
AMY, there with the two little kids, looks just I DENTICAL to my niece back when.....and kept the same look alike face even later on.....
probability factor is getting smaller with computers.....:cert:
Mike Mercury
05-23-2012, 2:26pm
So you were a juvenile delinquent.....:sadangel:
One of the guys dad worked for the railroad. He found out that there would be a train car -or two- of Jack Daniels going by soon. He talked about it in advance... about how after the trainwreck, he and the guys would unload the car and take the bottles. I thought they were BS'ing; and it was at that time I kinda stopped running with them anyways... it was getting way too serious.
About a week later, there was news of a train derailment in the area. And within a few days the "group" was selling bottles of JD at school.
I didn't go on the derail trek; but I did buy a bottle afterwards :yesnod:
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 2:30pm
Damn, the things people do for whiskey.....
04 commemorative
05-23-2012, 2:33pm
lots of worst things....best thing....sex with female English teacher
kingpin
05-23-2012, 2:35pm
lots of worst things....best thing....sex with female English teacher
Why did you feel the need to say "female"?
What could of possibly went wrong if you didn't. :D
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 2:36pm
Damn, the things people do for whiskey.....
:rofl: Never mind the chemical spill.....:dance:
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 2:39pm
:rofl: Never mind the chemical spill.....:dance:
With that much whiskey... who cares?
mrvette
05-23-2012, 2:41pm
lots of worst things....best thing....sex with female English teacher
Lucky bastard, but gotta figger the location/and times......Wash DC burbs, the town was still littered with temp offices all over the now famous pictures, from administering WW2, the building were mostly still there until '72 or so....walked many a hallway in them....and so the staff were mainly female, doing admin work while their prospective husbands were off getting killed ....
so after the war, most of them had their own living quarters or at least something and stayed on.....many of them became school teachers, I was the victim....all my englush teachers were ancient to ME....like 30+.....
times are a changing.....:lol:
Mike Mercury
05-23-2012, 2:45pm
Damn, the things people do for whiskey.....
:lol:
this was in 1973'ish; near the end of Vietnam. It was a crazy time. The SDS and the Weather Underground were creating militants out of the youth back then.
mrvette
05-23-2012, 2:49pm
:lol:
this was in 1973'ish; near the end of Vietnam. It was a crazy time. The SDS and the Weather Underground were creating militants out of the youth back then.
AND I hated every one of those damn demonstrating **** suckers too....
in the way, trashing the town, can't go on a decent date without some such bullshit, and I had to carry a one up .45 auto under my car seat, them or ME, their choice....
'68 riots, and all through the early 70's.....
:kick:
Kerrmudgeon
05-23-2012, 3:01pm
A couple of us big guys would hit the local tavern at lunch time for a few pints which made the afternoons way more fun. One time our cute science teacher came in and stated that the class room smelled like a brewery! :rofl:
On one day we were in the bar, and our teacher came in. He never said a word about it, after all WTF was he doing drinking at lunch too!
We were forced to take French, and we always made it a quest to see how long a french teacher would last before having a nervous breakdown. We went through 3 in one year! :D
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 3:09pm
AMY, there with the two little kids, looks just I DENTICAL to my niece back when.....and kept the same look alike face even later on.....
probability factor is getting smaller with computers.....:cert:
Amy has three kids total and never gained a damn pound. I think she's actually THINNER than before she had the kids. :rofl:
She was mad that, after her hips widened from having kids, she no longer fit into a size 0 in jeans. I was like...I will f*cking kick your ass right now. :slap:
We had some fun in school. Especially high school. We had our moments of not getting along, of course. But overall, we all got along just fine. Grew closer as we got older, too.
Funny stories from our younger days. Like the time I drank too much and threw up on Amy's feet while she was wearing open toed shoes. :ack: Or when Julie and Sarah made pot brownies and used too much pot. :willy: I was like...is it just me or is anyone else way too high? :rofl: Or when Amy went to get her toungue re-pierced (she had to take the first one out for some reason) and the cute lesbian talked us all into getting our nipples done (no pics). Then there was the time Amy went walking down the street in only a bra and panties...using a giant Red Wings flag as a superman-type cape...I can't even remember what that was even about. Trying ecstasy together for the first (and only) time and then laying in the grass like idiots...because it felt nice...until the sprinklers came on. Skipping school together, signing one another's report cards, covering for detentions. Way too many stories to tell. It was good to have sisters. :cheers:
And we always had/have each others back. We keep each other's secrets...because there are just some things you can only tell your sisters. ;)
Now that Caitlin is older, she's heard some of the stories, which are always prefaced with, "Don't ever do this stupid stuff." Caitlin just laughs and says she never could do anything bad...she'd never be able to pull it off because we had already done it. On the other hand, when my mom hears the stories, she's horrified. :rofl: She just shakes her head and says, "You girls..." I just remind her that it's too late to ground us now. :D
04 commemorative
05-23-2012, 3:11pm
Why did you feel the need to say "female"?
What could of possibly went wrong if you didn't. :D
Yeah...what could have gone wrong.....hummmmm...:rofl:
Mike Mercury
05-23-2012, 3:27pm
I was a good kid. :lol: Worst thing I ever did was set up a couple game servers (and the associated games)
Our HS was leading the information age; when compared to the other schools in the surrounding areas. Our equipment consisted of a Teletype terminal, and an acoustic telephone modem.
serious
mrvette
05-23-2012, 3:29pm
On the other hand, when my mom hears the stories, she's horrified. :rofl: She just shakes her head and says, "You girls..." I just remind her that it's too late to ground us now. :D
And your father would probably have SO grounded you, it would take out a nuclear plant.....:lol::lol:
NEED-A-VETTE
05-23-2012, 3:32pm
And your father would probably have SO grounded you, it would take out a nuclear plant.....:lol::lol:
Yep. With four daughters, you have to be very no nonsense.
He always said that when you have boys, you only have to worry about one d*ck. When you have girls, you have to worry about them all. :lol:
MrPeabody
05-23-2012, 3:46pm
While we were seated onstage for our graduation ceremony, we passed around a bottle of Jack Daniels with a straw in it concealed by the big sleeves of our gowns. We got away with it.:shots:
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 3:59pm
I really didn't do anything bad on school property..... I did get to do the 70mph skid test in driver ed though....:seasix:
MEC5LADY
05-23-2012, 4:23pm
Bullshit!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::lol:
No really I was quiet, kinda shy and just toed the line like a good girl.:leaving:
BADRACR1
05-23-2012, 4:50pm
What'd you all end up doing that got you in some sort of trouble?
Nothing. I never got caught (red-handed, anyway.) Word of mouth got me questioned a couple of times, but no witnesses.
We did blow up one bathroom, loosened the pipe going into the top of a urinal so it sprayed the unsuspecting user, stole all the fire extiguinguishers from one wing, and got toasted during Annual Staff meetings so many times it got old. But never got caught.
Mirroredshades
05-23-2012, 5:00pm
Got in an epic fist fight IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE. I had already gotten in trouble for something else and was waiting for the sentence to be handed down when my arch nemisis decided it was time for a good donnybrook. By the time they were able to break us up, we had broken the copier/fax, two chairs, a phone and scattered about 50,000 sheets of paper everywhere.
And the icing on the cake was that I also punched the principal right below his eye and gave him a big old welt.
In today's mambie pambie society, I would have probably pulled time for that one.
:rofl:
pappytinker
05-23-2012, 5:08pm
I am glad that at least one other member of this forum was able to get it on with a teacher and was smart enough to keep their mouth shut. My teacher was the art teacher, fresh out of college, but she didn't teach me in art class. Dark, straight, almost black hair just below her shoulders and the high cheekbones typical of her native American heritage. She was much stronger than her barely 5' frame appeared but I don't believe there was an ounce of excess fat on her. My membership in the schools weigh lifting club came in handy.
I was the A/V and stage manager geek who handled the lights for the stage and projector set-ups in the auditorium. She was the faculty advisor for the acting club (I won't say thespians). We got real close during the many after school play rehearsals and one thing led to another. She was only there during my junior year but that was a junior year to remember. To the best of my knowledge, no one suspected a thing and, unlike some of the ones recently, I wasn't going to "kiss and tell" and ruin a good thing. I was sad to see that she didn't return the following year and I have no idea where she went.
Bingo Fuel
05-23-2012, 5:47pm
I was a good kid. :lol: Worst thing I ever did was set up a couple game servers (and the associated games) on the computer science machines that could be accessed school-wide. Anyone at a computer could hop on any time of the day to shoot their classmates in either CounterStrike or Unreal Tournament. I caught my teachers on it too. :lol:
Never got in trouble thanks to my teachers actually having brains. I was "caught" so I could install more games for them. :D
CounterStrike. One of the best games ever. :cert:
Ran a server at home for a couple of years.
Rapid Roger
05-23-2012, 6:20pm
I graduated H.S. before 1960 so things were a lot different then but I did take part in one prank against our senior guidance counsellor who was a big prick hated by all.
He had an assigned parking place that he used to back into so at the strike of 3:40 he could hop in and floor it and go straight out to the main road.
Behind him was the car of one of the other teachers who we did not much care for either.So.......We got a hold of a 40ft tow chain,loooped it around the axle of his 57 Olds and hooked it to the lower radiator support of the teachers car.
At exactly 3:40 out he comes out,hops into his car and pretty much floors it.He must have been going about 30 when he took up the slack in the chain,pulled the other car out about 50 ft and pretty much tore the front end off it.
We thought it was pretty funny at the time.....:)
Nemesis
05-23-2012, 6:23pm
The owners of the driver's ed school I attended tried to kick me out for speeding, flipping the bird, and hitting apexes. We got into a shouting match over that one. I was in a racecar less than a year later so haha on them.
Jeff '79
05-23-2012, 6:24pm
The owners of the driver's ed school I attended tried to kick me out for speeding, flipping the bird, and hitting apexes. We got into a shouting match over that one. I was in a racecar less than a year later so haha on them.
:rofl::rofl: You rebel...That's hilarious....You're supposed to play along in driver ed...:lol:
Nemesis
05-23-2012, 6:26pm
:rofl::rofl: You rebel...That's hilarious....You're supposed to play along in driver ed...:lol:
One can only take puttering around town at 25mph for so long.
VatorMan
05-23-2012, 6:36pm
Had an old 500V Megger in shop class. Hooked the leads up to shop class teachers chair with a couple of thin metal plates. Cranked said Megger when teacher sat down.(think early tazer) Teacher screamed jumped and hit his head on his desk light.
3 days on the street for that one. :slap:
xXBUDXx
05-23-2012, 6:59pm
I'll wait until the statute of limitations expire before I say a word.:leaving:
04 commemorative
05-23-2012, 7:53pm
I was sad to see that she didn't return the following year and I have no idea where she went.
maybe she left to give birth to your love child....:hurray:
JRD77VET
05-23-2012, 8:07pm
I'll wait until the statute of limitations expire before I say a word.:leaving:
I graduated in '78 and never killed anybody so .....
Broke into where the rival school kept their mascot ( ram ) and painted it red with food coloring the day before Home Coming.
Snowball fights on the bus. One got so out of hand, the bus driver took everybody back to the school so the principle could ream us out. The bus driver was so pissed off he was frothing at the mouth :rofl:
We were in 11th grade history class and the scent of pot came waifing in the window. The teacher strolled over to the window and said " I think you better move, I can smell what you're smoking" The smokers exclaimed "Oh Shit" and you heard them run away :rofl:
I used to boothop behind Fred's '55 chevy in the parking lot. He'd have it all hung sideways. Fred is still racing sprint cars-- Fast Freddy Rahmer :seasix:
NJ drinking age was 18 back then. Mark, Denny and myself would take turns driving to Town Tavern just across the river in NJ every thursday night. Had fun but we were extremely lucky we didn't kill ourselves :crazy:
Montehall
05-23-2012, 8:17pm
I took some needle-nosed pliers and pulled the valve stem out my SIL's car. I applied Black RTV to her windshield wipers, and loosed the driver's side rear lugnuts.
I was raining that day... she didn't even make it out of the parking lot before the wheel fell off. My brother is still married to her.
Other wise, I got in an argument with a kid in art class, and he upset me, so I kicked his broken ankle, he retaliated by stabbing me in the leg with a compass.
We were swiftly ushered to the principles off where he told her I tripped and he dropped his compass, and unfortunate accident.
he later turned out to be the manager at a Burger King I work at.
Sold a bag of Goody's powders to one of the tuba players as Cocaine.
Locked the same guy in a porta John and then turned it over.
Same guy has been in prison for murder for the past 30 odd years.....
Other than that nothing at all.....I was the calm one.
JRD77VET
05-23-2012, 8:32pm
In response to painting the ram red, I was telling a former coworker about that, he got real serious and said " So you were the son of a bitch". He had to clean the ram :D
He told me what they did for retaliation. The in town bank had a nice big fountain. They dumped three containers of liquid laundry detergent into it and took off. I was coming home from my girl friend's that night and the police had a detour up. There was a four foot high wall of suds across the road, making it's way down the street :lol:
MrPeabody
05-23-2012, 8:36pm
Sold a bag of Goody's powders to one of the tuba players as Cocaine.
Locked the same guy in a porta John and then turned it over.
Same guy has been in prison for murder for the past 30 odd years.....
Other than that nothing at all.....I was the calm one.
So your sales career started early, huh?:rofl:
mrvette
05-23-2012, 8:37pm
No really I was quiet, kinda shy and just toed the line like a good girl.:leaving:
Sounds like wife Linda here, I just read the exchange with Needa up further here.....that last parting shot about worrying.....I read that and laughing pretty good, so Linda asks what....and so I read the exchanges.....
she agreed.....with Needa.....:rofl::rofl::cert:
JRD77VET
05-23-2012, 8:50pm
Since I went to Vo Tech school all during HS, they lumped us all together for classes. The geeks thought we were taking the easy way out of school and verbally abused us at every opportunity.
The tables were turned 11th and 12th grades when they got the same gym class time as the "Vo Techers". Prison dodge ball was always good for paybacks. It was always fun to see how far you could launch somebody's glasses when they got hit in the head with a high speed volleyball :D
mrvette
05-23-2012, 8:54pm
Sold a bag of Goody's powders to one of the tuba players as Cocaine.
Locked the same guy in a porta John and then turned it over.
Same guy has been in prison for murder for the past 30 odd years.....
Other than that nothing at all.....I was the calm one.
Eh, that aint nothing, I knew William Dean Christianson (en?) google the name....
he went to Good Council HS, we summered 12 grade englush together, so we could go to colledge.....he never did, I suspect....but so I did a few years....
Bill went on to become a MASS murderer......
we met over the Corvette hobby in late '66 met my second oldest friend through him....maybe early '67.....
Wish I could post the files I have on him, but they are .pdf and won't transfer or convert to another file type .....like .jpg....
damnit....copies of old Wash Post paper articles about him....
:leaving:
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 9:45pm
A couple of us big guys would hit the local tavern at lunch time for a few pints which made the afternoons way more fun. One time our cute science teacher came in and stated that the class room smelled like a brewery! :rofl:
On one day we were in the bar, and our teacher came in. He never said a word about it, after all WTF was he doing drinking at lunch too!
We were forced to take French, and we always made it a quest to see how long a french teacher would last before having a nervous breakdown. We went through 3 in one year! :D
Ummm.... i sense a discrepancy here.
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 9:51pm
While we were seated onstage for our graduation ceremony, we passed around a bottle of Jack Daniels with a straw in it concealed by the big sleeves of our gowns. We got away with it.:shots:
We did somehting like that, but with Johnny REd since we were teens with no money. The air horns were also a nice touch. Plus, as every one of us went by, we handed the principal a marble. It didn't take too long until she lost it and spilled all the marbles on the stage. Even my parents were in tears laughing at that one. The only thing that could have made it better was if we did a Pee Wee Morris to some kid crossing the stage :funnier:
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 9:57pm
Had an old 500V Megger in shop class. Hooked the leads up to shop class teachers chair with a couple of thin metal plates. Cranked said Megger when teacher sat down.(think early tazer) Teacher screamed jumped and hit his head on his desk light.
3 days on the street for that one. :slap:
I took one of my teacher's chairs in Italy (DODDS school on NSA Naples) and loosened every screw. that fat bitch sat down and busted her ass in front of me, my uncouth friends, and the rest of the class. Man was she pissed, but I got away with it by blaming it on one kid in the class before us who was the school asshole-bully. He ended up getting sent back to the states per Navy directive for that one.
DJ_Critterus
05-23-2012, 9:59pm
I graduated in '78 and never killed anybody so .....
Broke into where the rival school kept their mascot ( ram ) and painted it red with food coloring the day before Home Coming.
Snowball fights on the bus. One got so out of hand, the bus driver took everybody back to the school so the principle could ream us out. The bus driver was so pissed off he was frothing at the mouth :rofl:
We were in 11th grade history class and the scent of pot came waifing in the window. The teacher strolled over to the window and said " I think you better move, I can smell what you're smoking" The smokers exclaimed "Oh Shit" and you heard them run away :rofl:
I used to boothop behind Fred's '55 chevy in the parking lot. He'd have it all hung sideways. Fred is still racing sprint cars-- Fast Freddy Rahmer :seasix:
NJ drinking age was 18 back then. Mark, Denny and myself would take turns driving to Town Tavern just across the river in NJ every thursday night. Had fun but we were extremely lucky we didn't kill ourselves :crazy:
Damn, you are an old fart. I was born in '78 :D
JRD77VET
05-23-2012, 10:05pm
Damn, you are an old fart. I was born in '78 :D
When I was about 35, I saw one of the guys I grew up for the first time in about 15 years. First thing he said was "I thought you'd be dead by now" :lol:
Fast cars and faster motorcycles :seasix:
Montehall
05-23-2012, 10:08pm
Had an old 500V Megger in shop class. Hooked the leads up to shop class teachers chair with a couple of thin metal plates. Cranked said Megger when teacher sat down.(think early tazer) Teacher screamed jumped and hit his head on his desk light.
3 days on the street for that one. :slap:
on the boat, we used to throw megger probes to random people...
I set the school on fire :seasix:
Nailed the principles niece in the weight room during study hall.
Teachers Vdub hoisted onto the top of the new cafeteria being built.
Snapped pics of two teachers smoking weed behind the Ag building.
Saran wrapped all the toilets in the girls bathroom.(that one was HILARIOUSLY funny)
Replaced all the clear lacquer in the wood shop with mineral spirits.
Welded the roll up door to the auto shop shut from the top.(took them two days to figure that one out)
Soooo many more.......:leaving:
Mike Mercury
05-24-2012, 8:36am
in my senior year, I was in Shop-Math class (yea... I know. I had enough of school by then and took all easy courses my senior year).
Jeff - a freshman, (who was part of a newer "group") looks at me and says "Seacrist is going down". About 40 minutes later - an ambulance races into the complex and went to the other end of the building (where Mr. Seacrist classrom was). I watched as Seacrist came out on a stretcher, and they took him to the hospital.
Found out later that one of the new "group" had placed "window-pain" (hit of acid) in Seacrists coffee. He was a prick; only teacher that would ask to see a hall pass - if he seen you out in the hall. But this type of retributiion was going too-far.
Not only had I "had-enough" with school; I was glad to be graduating... as things were getting wayyyyyyy out of hand.
DJ_Critterus
05-24-2012, 8:44am
I set the school on fire :seasix:
We need more details than this.
jaxgator
05-24-2012, 2:31pm
11th grade watching a movie in class. Each classroom was side-by-side with another classroom and there was a fire escape fogged up window between the classes with about a 3 foot crawl space between. Once the movie started the teacher left the classroom and me and 2 of my buds pushed out the fire escape window, climbed into the crawl space, put the window back in place and smoked a bowl. Got back into the classroom before the movie ended. Man! Did that classroom ever reek. Even though the classroom was abuzz (pun intended) about what they were smelling, the teacher never said a word.
Drank Cold Duck in the parking lot at 7:00 am before English class. 'Course that was after a couple of joints.
Turned some guys' VW Beetle sideways in the parking lot with a car in the parking space on either side of him.
DJ_Critterus
05-24-2012, 2:48pm
My senior year those watches that could be programmed as TV remotes were the rage. When the teachers would put on a video it would suddenly stop. She'd turn it back on and it would rewind or eject. Actually caused one teacher to break down in tears because we didn't know she was already having a bad day.
MrPeabody
05-24-2012, 2:53pm
Once they made the mistake of putting a female sbstitute teacher in auto shop. I actually feel kind of bad for her looking back at how we treated her. She ran out of the room in tears. I bet she changed careers after that day.
We need more details than this.
Let's just say I was asked not to return
Rode my 380 Suzuki through the halls of the school my Sr. year. In the north door out the south door. Never got caught. :bilmem:
Thought of another one.
Sprayed Butyric acid along the wall in the cafeteria before first lunch break. Some of the girls were tossing their lunch before they ever ate it.
DJ_Critterus
05-24-2012, 5:03pm
Let's just say I was asked not to return
Lets just say we want the dtails.
Blademaker
05-24-2012, 5:46pm
Words I heard from my senior math teacher:
"Mr. Davis, you are a waste of time as well as a hoodlum that won't amount to anything useful. You'll probably be dead or doing hard time before you are 21."
Years later, he sold me aluminum cans to supplement his paltry income.
True story.
mrvette
05-24-2012, 7:23pm
I recall seeing the tracks of a small foreign car, driven over the steps with some kind of aide, and the center post of the double doors opened on each end, and those long streaks over that old tar type tile...linoleum??
that was another class, behind me I think....
:lol:
I recall seeing the tracks of a small foreign car, driven over the steps with some kind of aide, and the center post of the double doors opened on each end, and those long streaks over that old tar type tile...linoleum??
that was another class, behind me I think....
:lol:
How did you past the stove?
http://www.octhebeach.com/museum/images/Museums-157b.jpg
mrvette
05-24-2012, 7:42pm
How did you past the stove?
http://www.octhebeach.com/museum/images/Museums-157b.jpg
1-2 years after I outta there, saw the marks though, laughing my ASS off....:rofl::rofl:
how in hell they managed it, I have NO clue...what with locked doors and shit....
but I had a master key to the whole school....true story....
:hurray:
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