Quote: Jenna Elfman...

[kingpin]

Justin Bieber is my neighbor. I could ring his gate at 3am, naked if I wanted to.

:lol:

For VBLH.

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[78SA]

She would be perfectly safe from him.

[69camfrk]

She would be perfectly safe from him.

Yup. I'm still waiting for her to call me back. She is so fine!!!!!:seasix:

[DAB]

That'd be like handing the keys to a vette to a five year old still riding his big wheel on the sidewalk.

Pointless and a waste of resources.

[kingpin]

She would be perfectly safe from him.

I don't understand how a man can like the kawk. :slap:

[73sbVert]

She wouldn't be safe from me! At least not for a few minutes, then she can bring me a beer!

:D

[Blademaker]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/183747467/justin_bieber_is_gay_by_xxhybrid_theoryxx-d31ecgb.jpg

[Bingo Fuel]

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:rofl::lol::rofl:

[Joecooool]

Scientologist. No thanks.

[kingpin]

Scientologist. No thanks.

Thanks for your insight TxAg! :slap:

[FasterTraffic]

Scientologist. No thanks.

Naked goodness transcends religion.

[xXBUDXx]

Dharma!!! I'd give her the best 3 and a half minutes of my life. She's no Barn Babe, but she'll do.

[Vette40th]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/183747467/justin_bieber_is_gay_by_xxhybrid_theoryxx-d31ecgb.jpg

Must be John Travoltas kid

[kingpin]

Dharma!!! I'd give her the best 3 and a half minutes of my life. She's no Barn Babe, but she'll do.

I've given her 3 1/2 minutes every week since the show Dharma & Greg aired.

:dance:

[kylebuck]

She would be stalking me after im done.

[xXBUDXx]

I've given her 3 1/2 minutes every week since the show Dharna & Greg aired.

:dance:

:D She makes me laugh. That is sexy. :dance:

[kingpin]

:D She makes me laugh. That is sexy. :dance:

:iagree: x 100

[Ol Timer]

:D She makes me laugh. That is sexy. :dance:

Bart, you've made me laugh, but I'm just not feelin' it...

[magnetized]

Scientologist. No thanks.

She can believe that shit if she wants, I'll just kick her out of bed when she starts talking about it.

[xXBUDXx]

Bart, you've made me laugh, but I'm just not feelin' it...

Would it help if I had boobs? It's the funny with boobs combo that always wins.

[Bucwheat]

Loved her in two and a half men. :dance:

[78SA]

Loved her in two and a half men. :dance:

:iagree:

[C5Nate]

Yep, can’t say that I would turn her down next time she asks.


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[NEED-A-VETTE]

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[G8rDMD]

She could ring my bell at 3AM naked if she wanted to. Hell, she could ring my bell any time, any day. I don't give a shit if I was just mauled by a pit bull and my junk was ripped off--I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick :Sexy:

Then, after she was satisfied, I'd probably go to the hospital... :leaving:

[99 pewtercoupe]

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:lol::lol::lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

She has the rare combo of being really hot and also very funny. Hell of a combo

[lspencer534]

She has the rare combo of being really hot and also very funny. Hell of a combo

Yep! They are the best at both--making you laugh and feel comfortable, and getting a tremendous nut off.

[kingpin]

Yep! They are the best at both--making you laugh and feel comfortable, and getting a tremendous nut off.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kingpin]

She could ring my bell at 3AM naked if she wanted to. Hell, she could ring my bell any time, any day. I don't give a shit if I was just mauled by a pit bull and my junk was ripped off--I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick :Sexy:

Then, after she was satisfied, I'd probably go to the hospital... :leaving:

:D :iagree: There is something aboot Jenna.

[G8rDMD]

She could ring my bell at 3AM naked if she wanted to. Hell, she could ring my bell any time, any day. I don't give a shit if I was just mauled by a pit bull and my junk was ripped off--I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick :Sexy:

Then, after she was satisfied, I'd probably go to the hospital... :leaving:

:D :iagree: There is something aboot Jenna.

I think I just inadvertently wrote the lyrics to Dr. Dre's next song... Hear it with a slightly techno hip hop beat... "I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick!"

[kingpin]

I think I just inadvertently wrote the lyrics to Dr. Dre's next song... Hear it with a slightly techno hip hop beat... "I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick!"

You sound like Petew reincarnated. :D

[BADRACR1]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/sandyeas/bieber.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Allan]

She could ring my bell at 3AM naked if she wanted to. Hell, she could ring my bell any time, any day. I don't give a shit if I was just mauled by a pit bull and my junk was ripped off--I would kill the dog, retrieve my d*ck and still find a way to wreck that chick :Sexy:

Then, after she was satisfied, I'd probably go to the hospital... :leaving:

I'd like to say . . . U da Man, however . . .

as some have said, "I'd suck the d*** of the dog that pissed on the tire of the car, that took her dirty underwear to the cleaners. :leaving:

[99 pewtercoupe]

You sound like Petew reincarnated. :D

That does sound an awfull like the dear departed PeteW