Somewhere, some place, right now...

[Joecooool]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg



Someone is making dildos.

[markyerger]

and somewhere, someplace, right now.
some woman is using one....

[mrvette]

Years ago I was helping some guy move this chick's furniture, we grabbed the bed and out pops her dildo....funny as shit....

:hurray::lol::lol::rofl:

[Yerf Dog]

He looks like a happy worker.

One word: Discounts!

[Ol Timer]

"Daddy, tell me again what you do for a living?"

[Yerf Dog]

"Daddy, tell me again what you do for a living?"

Better than the guy that works at the fudge factory.

[Joecooool]

and somewhere, someplace, right now.
some woman is using one....

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif

[Iron Chef]

You're really on a roll this week ain't ya buddy... :rofl:

[Joecooool]

You're really on a roll this week ain't ya buddy... :rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/GsIZi.gif

[Iron Chef]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kingpin]

This thread is :funnier:

[Cybercowboy]

Takes the term "sword swallower" into a whole different direction there...

[VatorMan]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif

:banana1:

[Bucwheat]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg



Someone is making dildos.

And someone is using them.:)

[ApexOversteer]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif

Monsters Of C*ck are looking for talent like that...

[ApexOversteer]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg



Someone is making dildos.

Bet he doesn't participate in "Bring Your Kids To Work Day"...

Wonder if he brings the irregulars home to the wife...



What does he tell people he does when he meets them?

"I'm in prosthetics."

[VatorMan]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg




{Gary was constantly reminded that they chose Bob's unit over his for this model.}

[Yerf Dog]

{Gary was constantly reminded that they chose Bob's unit over his for this model.}

:rofl: Dildo model. :rofl:

[kylebuck]

Years ago I was helping some guy move this chick's furniture, we grabbed the bed and out pops her dildo....funny as shit....

:hurray::lol::lol::rofl:

That happened to me years ago. My dad and I were moving a Chester drawer for a friend from our church and the top drawer fell out. There was this bright orange vibrator that was just laying there. We look up at each other and he tells me to pick it up. Which I promptly tell I'm not picking it up that he needs to pick it up. This goes on for around 30 seconds and is abruptly stopped when we hear the owners husband coming our way. So I grab some form of undergarment that came out of the same drawer and picked that bastard up like it was a plutonium rod and buried it at the bottom of that drawer.
I still laugh about it to this day.

[VatorMan]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg



Friggen Skia is late for his shift again !!!

[Superstreet]

Friggen Skia is late for his shift again !!!

He'll "pull a double" to make it up.

[dwjz06]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gifJust Dayum.

[Torqaholic]

Those things are no joking matter!

Guys gets Teeth knocked out with a Huge Dildo - YouTube


:rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

Years ago I was helping some guy move this chick's furniture, we grabbed her and out pops her dildo....funny as shit....

:hurray::lol::lol::rofl:

There, fixt :thumbs: That's a better story.

[Entropy]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif
That made it twitch.

[theriver]

That happened to me years ago. My dad and I were moving a Chester drawer for a friend from our church and the top drawer fell out. There was this bright orange vibrator that was just laying there. We look up at each other and he tells me to pick it up. Which I promptly tell I'm not picking it up that he needs to pick it up. This goes on for around 30 seconds and is abruptly stopped when we hear the owners husband coming our way. So I grab some form of undergarment that came out of the same drawer and picked that bastard up like it was a plutonium rod and buried it at the bottom of that drawer.
I still laugh about it to this day.

:rofl:

Just Dayum.

:iagree:

Those things are no joking matter!

Guys gets Teeth knocked out with a Huge Dildo - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFxZ2K--AU)


:rofl:

:rofl:

[FasterTraffic]

http://i.imgur.com/BslYi.jpg


Bob looked at the invitation to his twenty-year high school reunion and immediately resolved to leave his business cards at home...

Bob Cartwright
Quality Specialist, Penis Division

[island14]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif


Wouldn't have to worry about that one swallowing..

Just dump the load in her lung :rofl:

[Olustee bus]

I see that he is wearing a hair net. I mean, really. does it matter if one of those things gets a hair on it.

[kylebuck]

Whose dildo is this big bastard??
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/joebuck89/2b821814.jpg

[kingpin]

Whose dildo is this big bastard??
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/joebuck89/2b821814.jpg

I don't know, but I bet she walks real funny.

[8Up]

http://i.imgur.com/c5qyh.gif

I like how she gives it the 'drip lick'. if Monica Lewinski had done that there wouldn't have been any DNA on her dress, amateur.