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lspencer534
05-06-2012, 4:30pm
Each year, I recruit a small team of highly disorganized suckers...er, I mean college kids, to intern in my law office to work in maintaining the library, running errands, discarding old files, etc., and also phoning my wife to lie and tell her I crashed at the office the night before.

There's other degrading tasks involved but to list them all would surely jumpstart a Human Rights investigation nobody wants.

Interns must:

Be college students from some place at least reasonably pretending to be a learning institution with at least a 3.0 GPA because let's face it, if you're below that, you're drinking way too much

Be able to work in my office for the summer beginning in the middle of June through August You will be compensated in shame and a lingering rash

Preferably have no parents or adult figures in their lives that might inspect said internship program Orphans really do make the best Ego interns, followed by girls who hate their dads.

If you're interested, send your resume with a couple paragraphs on why you deserve to be humiliated and filled with self-doubt this summer to me.

99 pewtercoupe
05-06-2012, 4:51pm
Do they need mad Barbie skillz?

DAB
05-06-2012, 4:54pm
2.8 gpa, i'm out. phew.

lspencer534
05-06-2012, 4:58pm
Do they need mad Barbie skillz?

Definitely a plus.

lspencer534
05-06-2012, 4:58pm
2.8 gpa, i'm out. phew.

:rofl: Where were you for the Puzzle?

DAB
05-06-2012, 5:04pm
:rofl: Where were you for the Puzzle?

was a little late, and they were all answered.

plus i'm having interweb issues trying to post here... :issues::issues:

Kerrmudgeon
05-06-2012, 5:58pm
Um?.......whats the difference between that and slave labour? :toetap:


Oh ya, they don't have to do it. Masochists all...:rofl:

GRN ENVY
05-06-2012, 6:13pm
You wouldn't want me as an intern. I would make you look bad at your own job :cert:

G8rDMD
05-06-2012, 6:29pm
You wouldn't want me as an intern. I would make you look bad at your own job :cert:

You'd show his secretary a really good time? :seasix:

GRN ENVY
05-06-2012, 7:07pm
You'd show his secretary a really good time? :seasix:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

magnetized
05-06-2012, 8:19pm
Be college students from some place at least reasonably pretending to be a learning institution with at least a 3.0 GPA because let's face it, if you're below that, you're drinking way too much



:leaving:

kingpin
05-06-2012, 8:31pm
I found a few for you Larry.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/1b13f8ff.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/b9fdbe3e.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/8b6f4b93.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/f0b591b2.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/41319dfd.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/bbbc8c65.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/61911b4f.jpg

You're welcome...and I'll take the yellow one please. :winky:

CBonsall
05-07-2012, 7:06am
you have some nice looking legal assistants :cert:

Bucwheat
05-07-2012, 7:20am
Oh yea!