lspencer534
05-06-2012, 4:30pm
Each year, I recruit a small team of highly disorganized suckers...er, I mean college kids, to intern in my law office to work in maintaining the library, running errands, discarding old files, etc., and also phoning my wife to lie and tell her I crashed at the office the night before.
There's other degrading tasks involved but to list them all would surely jumpstart a Human Rights investigation nobody wants.
Interns must:
Be college students from some place at least reasonably pretending to be a learning institution with at least a 3.0 GPA because let's face it, if you're below that, you're drinking way too much
Be able to work in my office for the summer beginning in the middle of June through August You will be compensated in shame and a lingering rash
Preferably have no parents or adult figures in their lives that might inspect said internship program Orphans really do make the best Ego interns, followed by girls who hate their dads.
If you're interested, send your resume with a couple paragraphs on why you deserve to be humiliated and filled with self-doubt this summer to me.
There's other degrading tasks involved but to list them all would surely jumpstart a Human Rights investigation nobody wants.
Interns must:
Be college students from some place at least reasonably pretending to be a learning institution with at least a 3.0 GPA because let's face it, if you're below that, you're drinking way too much
Be able to work in my office for the summer beginning in the middle of June through August You will be compensated in shame and a lingering rash
Preferably have no parents or adult figures in their lives that might inspect said internship program Orphans really do make the best Ego interns, followed by girls who hate their dads.
If you're interested, send your resume with a couple paragraphs on why you deserve to be humiliated and filled with self-doubt this summer to me.