Mother of God....

[kylebuck]

I hate writing research papers. Hate hate hate hate them.

[DJ_Critterus]

Ya gotta pay your dues, young buck. Suck it up and quit whining or you'll be working retail auto parts the rest of your life.

[Stangkiller]

I hate writing research papers. Hate hate hate hate them.

Whatchu hate more? Research papers or retail?

[DropTheTop]

Well, you're the one that's concentrating on school rather than wimminz, so have at it and stop complaining. :dance:

[kylebuck]

Ya gotta pay your dues, young buck. Suck it up and quit whining or you'll be working retail auto parts the rest of your life.
i shall not work retail my whole life no matter what happens.
Whatchu hate more? Research papers or retail?

oh one is like cancer the other is like herpes.
Cancer is killing me=retail
herpes is an annoyance and it doesnt pop up all the time=research paper

[Stangkiller]

i shall not work retail my whole life no matter what happens.


oh one is like cancer the other is like herpes.
Cancer is killing me=retail
herpes is an annoyance and it doesnt pop up all the time=research paper

Except soon enough your figurative herp will go away, unlike that chit you caught last summer. :leaving:

[Blademaker]

What are you researching?

Ask some of the experts here.

[kylebuck]

What are you researching?

Ask some of the experts here.

Vampires... i am serious its an online English class and that is the topic.

[xXBUDXx]

I once taught a vampire how to jump rope. I'm now working on his taste in music.

[Blademaker]

Vampires...

Oh shit...........

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WLJFZdF0Oow/TSkxWfjMaMI/AAAAAAAAAYM/h1lVX_roWXk/s350/thisgonbgud.gif

[Stangkiller]

Vampires... i am serious its an online English class and that is the topic.

The myth of vampires started out as a story told to some kids, when they asked what a Venom doctor did for a job. The truth is the venom doctor sucked blood from peoples wounds that were bit by poisonous snakes.

True story, don't bother verifying it. :yesnod:

[kingpin]

Vampire chicks are great in bed.
Blood isn't the only thing they're thirsty for. :dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

Watch The Lost Boys. That's all you need to know.

[NeedSpeed]

I wrote a research paper on Satanism in college.

Professor didn't want to read it :leaving:

[kylebuck]

The myth of vampires started out as a story told to some kids, when they asked what a Venom doctor did for a job. The truth is the venom doctor sucked blood from peoples wounds that were bit by poisonous snakes.

True story, don't bother verifying it. :yesnod:

Mr Stangkiller, what you have just written, is one of the most insanely idoitic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling , incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in VBOT is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Blademaker]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/89%20Hot%20Vampire%20Girl.jpg

[DJ_Critterus]

Mr Stangkiller, what you have just written, is one of the most insanely idoitic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling , incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in VBOT is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Thanks, Billy.

[kingpin]

Mr Stangkiller, what you have just written, is one of the most insanely idoitic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling , incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in VBOT is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Nemesis]

Vampires... i am serious its an online English class and that is the topic.

I was going to say 1 page facts, 5 pages bullshit. Holy cow, vampires? That's a 100% bs research paper right there. That paper could go in so many awesome directions.

[kylebuck]

I was going to say 1 page facts, 5 pages bullshit. Holy cow, vampires? That's a 100% bs research paper right there. That paper could go in so many awesome directions.

I plan on touching on the topic of the sparkly vampires, and Blade. I am open to ideas

[GRN ENVY]

I too hate research papers, I had to write one that was due last week, on the negative impact of mankind in the everglades. Ended up getting a 90%

[Nemesis]

I plan on touching on the topic of the sparkly vampires, and Blade. I am open to ideas

Watch blade. Watch true blood. Write your own vampire story. Turn them into swamp vampires that swim with alligators. Profit.

[kylebuck]

Watch blade. Watch true blood. Write your own vampire story. Turn them into swamp vampires that swim with alligators. Profit.

blade has a retarded cousin from bayou black ,la and he is out for revenge. His twin brother was killed by the KKK and he is coming to kill whitie

[MrPeabody]

Ya gotta pay your dues, young buck. Suck it up and quit whining or you'll be working retail auto parts the rest of your life.

With your name on your shirt.

[GRN ENVY]

I plan on touching on the topic of the sparkly vampires, and Blade. I am open to ideas

This right up your alley, don't you love the twilight series???

[kylebuck]

This right up your alley, don't you love the twilight series???

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/1282151834/gallery_38767_26344_764327644c6ca5d42aa74.gif

[Nemesis]

blade has a retarded cousin from bayou black ,la and he is out for revenge. His twin brother was killed by the KKK and he is coming to kill whitie

Boom. Story. Add a love interest too. A+

[kylebuck]

Boom. Story. Add a love interest too. A+

we can make it a buddy flick make sling-blade have a sidekick, a raccoon.

[Blademaker]

...

[DJ_Critterus]

I plan on touching on the topic of the sparkly vampires, and Blade. I am open to ideas

You should mention the dumb ****s who walk around the high schools and malls thinking they are vampires.

[DJ_Critterus]

With your name on your shirt.

I grajumatated college and had my name on my shirt for 10 years after. Of course it was close to my Army rank, too.

[kylebuck]

You should mention the dumb ****s who walk around the high schools and malls thinking they are vampires.

meh i could talk about that but it is such a small number of people in that cult that i would not be able to branch off that very well.

[DJ_Critterus]

we can make it a buddy flick make sling-blade have a sidekick, a raccoon.

Brokeback Vampire jsut doesn't sound like a good movie :ack:

[DJ_Critterus]

meh i could talk about that but it is such a small number of people in that cult that i would not be able to branch off that very well.

You might even offend some of the freshmen in your college. It'd be worth the effort.

[kylebuck]

You might even offend some of the freshmen in your college. It'd be worth the effort.

Small school, if they arent offended by me yet, they wont be offended.

[DJ_Critterus]

Small school, if they arent offended by me yet, they wont be offended.

You should still put in 100% effort

[GRN ENVY]

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/1282151834/gallery_38767_26344_764327644c6ca5d42aa74.gif

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kingpin]

...

:sadangel:

[MEC5LADY]

My professor once told me that he loved reading my research papers. It wasn't until later in the year I overheard him tell one of the other professors that I was the best bs'ers he ever had.:rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

My professor once told me that he loved reading my research papers. It wasn't until later in the year I overheard him tell one of the other professors that I was the best bs'ers he ever had.:rofl:

the best BS'ers sometimes make the best leaders. Notus how the PosOTUS and his admin of thugs aren't good BS'ers.

In the army, we used to call the good BS'ers "tap dancers" since they could tap dance aroudn the subject, get their point across, and get approval for more time to get more specific info. Thing is they had to know their shit to do the "tap Dance," though, and the Commanders knew it thus giving them some leeway.

[GRN ENVY]

I have a B.S. Degree:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

I have a B.S. Degree:rofl::rofl::rofl:

No shit. you post herre enough with the rest of us. Besides, it's :bs: degree.

[GRN ENVY]

No shit. you post herre enough with the rest of us. Besides, it's :bs: degree.

:lol::lol:

[Bucwheat]

Barnabus Collins, the original Vamp died today at 87, from the Dark Shadows TV show in the late 60's

[Torqaholic]

Doesn't matter what you write. You're being graded on how you write. That's why your subject is inconsequential.

[Nemesis]

write about that fish i just caught

[OddBall]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/89%20Hot%20Vampire%20Girl.jpg

I'll pass on the BJ, and it's strictly doggie style with that one

[boracayjohnny]

You could turn it into a story of a vampire that works at a parts store and collects souls after work. The vampire only collects hot souls like the one previously posted. You could, I mean he could have a cape and a C4 too.

[GRN ENVY]

Aren't research paper suppose to be based on factual topics, not science fiction?

[MrPeabody]

Aren't research paper suppose to be based on factual topics, not science fiction?

I think it's a trap. Just turn in a paper that says:

There are no Vampires. Case Closed.

You'll get an A just for using the correct form of "there".:seasix:

[boracayjohnny]

Aren't research paper suppose to be based on factual topics, not science fiction?

You mean that can't be real?

[MrPeabody]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/89%20Hot%20Vampire%20Girl.jpg

On the other hand, this (or should I say those) look real.

[Allan]

Whatchu hate more? Research papers or retail?

:rofl:

[GRN ENVY]

You mean that can't be real?

As in every research paper I have ever written has had to have credible finding from articles, encyclopedias, internet etc. As in published content that can be reviewed. I feel like vampires as a topic, could not have published content on its actual existence rather than basic theories.

[kylebuck]

As in every research paper I have ever written has had to have credible finding from articles, encyclopedias, internet etc. As in published content that can be reviewed. I feel like vampires as a topic, could not have published content on its actual existence rather than basic theories.

there are encyclopedias on this shit...

[CP]

Ya gotta pay your dues, young buck. Suck it up and quit whining or you'll be working retail auto parts the rest of your life.

Or have a "fries" job.

[kingpin]

Ok what exactly to you have to write about regarding vampires? Their history? How their methos fits in modern day culture? Does the prof want you to write a vampire short story (fiction)?

mentos

:seasix:

[boracayjohnny]

As in every research paper I have ever written has had to have credible finding from articles, encyclopedias, internet etc. As in published content that can be reviewed. I feel like vampires as a topic, could not have published content on its actual existence rather than basic theories.

Well, there's also no proof of beaming folks aboard aircraft. Oh wait, I think I remember something....

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/boracayjohnny/funny2/scumbagscotty.jpg

[GS Ragtop]

http://cdawgownd.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/underword-kate.jpg

[GRN ENVY]

Well, there's also no proof of beaming folks aboard aircraft. Oh wait, I think I remember something....

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/boracayjohnny/funny2/scumbagscotty.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mrvette]

Well, there's also no proof of beaming folks aboard aircraft. Oh wait, I think I remember something....

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/boracayjohnny/funny2/scumbagscotty.jpg

Yer biggest problem is, beaming back down and the careful placement of your ass ASS to not land in what you just messed.....


:rofl::rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

I'll pass on the BJ, and it's strictly doggie style with that one

Those are just pecker guides.

[magnetized]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050317062540/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Baby_crying_closeup.jpg

[kylebuck]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050317062540/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Baby_crying_closeup.jpg
fuuu

[magnetized]

fuuu

You should throw in a paragraph about how you staked the professor's vampire daughter with your wood :hump:

[kylebuck]

You should throw in a paragraph about how you staked the professor's vampire daughter with your wood :hump:

she loved when holy water hit her in the face....
:leaving: