Reasons to Fear Canada

[NeedSpeed]

:willy:

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2012/8716.jpg

[Yerf Dog]

That's the border we should really be watching.

[kingpin]

I keep telling you guys but you don't listen.
We are the Zombies that you fear.
You may get some of us during the takeover(they will most likely be the french we push to to the front lines) but in the end we will eat your brain.

In the meantime enjoy yourselves and go aboot your normal lives.

:cheers:

[kingpin]

#1 reason to hate Canada:

http://www.9ori.com/en/media/images/06527bbe23.jpeg

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-05/1280977799397.jpg

Better ^^^^^^^

then
http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i435/iamwyll/Obozo/jobsimage003.jpg

[Mirroredshades]

If they ever stop shipping Molson and Labbatts down here I am going to unite all my snowmobile brothers and invade.

:datawiz:

[kingpin]

If they ever stop shipping Molson and Labbatts down here I am going to unite all my snowmobile brothers and invade.

:datawiz:

Good luck with that.
Snidesquatch is part of our first line of defence. :lol:

[Sea Six]

I keep telling you guys but you don't listen.
We are the Zombies that you fear.
You may get some of us during the takeover(they will most likely be the french we push to to the front lines) but in the end we will eat your brain.

In the meantime enjoy yourselves and go aboot your normal lives.

:cheers:

Ok.


Ok, ok. I just figured it out.


Canadians... aren't really Canadians. At least, they're not humans. They're cyborgs.

The programming isn't perfect. Eeeevvveerrryyyy now and then, it shows up as a slight imperfection in their speech. It's so subtle, I missed it for many years. :doh:


Until now. :seasix:


Notice how their pronunciation of most words is perfect. :skep:

Almost too perfect. :toetap:


Like when they try to say something like "about" and it comes out as "aboot."

They're cyborgs, the lot of them, I'm tellin' ya. http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii117/Brucie_album/smilies/smiley_smug.gif

[Mirroredshades]

If all of their hockey players switched over to the military we would be in real trouble.


:ohnoes:

[HeatherO]

If they ever stop shipping Molson and Labbatts down here I am going to unite all my snowmobile brothers and invade.

:datawiz:

Canada's equivalent to Coors Light!!! :cert:

[LilRedCorvette]

Blame Canada-Southpark - YouTube

:D :leaving: