Wednesday Jokes

[Rob]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader,
...Give them ours.

[sasnglass77]

:cokespew:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rob, you owe me a new laptop!! :cert:

[Blademaker]

:seasix:

[Yerf Dog]

Maybe it's just me, but I'm doubting those attributions. :skep:

[vtelvr]

I love every one of them!

[99 pewtercoupe]

Love em! :lol:

[G8rDMD]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Awesome :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm with Yerf though...can't quite picture those jokes being allowed to air on the major networks :lol:

[Datawiz]

Bumper Sticker one. :rofl:

[DropTheTop]

:lol: :hurray: :cert:

[NeedSpeed]

Maybe it's just me, but I'm doubting those attributions. :skep:

:iagree:

[markyerger]

[QUOTE=Dixievet;638078Q:
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
.[/QUOTE]

:lol: