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onedef92
03-30-2012, 10:21am
Police: Woman Tried To Smuggle Crack Pipe In Vaginal Area

POSTED: 11:13 am EDT March 20, 2012
UPDATED: 11:19 am EDT March 20, 2012

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A woman is charged after police say she smuggled a crack pipe into metro corrections in her vaginal area.

According to the arrest report, 29-year-old Sheila Snow entered the facility and told officers she did not have any weapons or drugs on her person.

During a pat down, an officer felt an unknown object in Snow’s vaginal area.

Snow then reportedly pulled out a wad of paper towel with a crack pipe inside.

According to police, Snow has been to metro corrections multiple times and knows that a crack pipe is considered contraband at the facility.

She is charged with drug possession and promoting contraband.
Blademaker
03-30-2012, 10:22am
Pass on the puff, puff.
Yerf Dog
03-30-2012, 10:24am
IBTcrackjoke
onedef92
03-30-2012, 10:42am
How exactly does a pat down of her vag go to indicate a crack pipe is shoved up there? :skep:


I'm guessing the pipe slipped past her labia as she was in a vertical position during the pat-down? :confused5:
GS Ragtop
03-30-2012, 12:38pm
Long pipe, short vag?
onedef92
03-30-2012, 12:42pm
Long pipe, short vag?

Had to be a short gal. Everyone knows you can't touch bottom on a tall, skinny chick. :D
Jobaka
03-30-2012, 12:43pm
How exactly does a pat down of her vag go to indicate a crack pipe is shoved up there? :skep:

Well, it says it was in her vaginal area, not necessarily inserted in her vagina. Plus it says it was wrapped in paper towels, so it's unlikely that it was inside her. She probably thought she would be safe with it tucked into the folds of her moose knuckle.
onedef92
03-30-2012, 12:48pm
Hot dog down a hallway in other words. :funnier:

Yeah, she's a pro. Logged a lot of kockpit hours (puns intended).
Mike Mercury
03-30-2012, 1:18pm
'Def; I'd of thought to see "Smoked Fish" in your headline.
onedef92
03-30-2012, 1:20pm
'Def; I'd of thought to see "Smoked Fish" in your headline.


I wanted to have some fun with the girl's name, Sheila Snow. :D

But I like your offering, too, Mike. :kimblair: