Epiphanies....

[neece]

Do you get them often? I do.....and no, not because I am slow,:lol: I just don't always pay attention. I love it when I can say "Aha.....eurethra!" :D

[Blademaker]

Eurethra?

[VatorMan]

:lol: I actually had one at a cheap training conference my work keeps sending me to to "fix" me.

Quote : " You can't change the person,only how you percieve and respond to that person."

As a classic type A personality, it really struck home.

[Datawiz]

Is that the path that pee travels when it exits the body? Urethra?

[Blademaker]

So you get an ephinany and you want to pee?

[Torqaholic]

Naw, I already know everything ;)

[neece]

Naw, I already know everything ;)

I don't believe you. :D

[neece]

:lol: I actually had one at a cheap training conference my work keeps sending me to to "fix" me.

Quote : " You can't change the person,only how you percieve and respond to that person."

As a classic type A personality, it really struck home.

Yes, you are only responsible for yourself, thank goodness!

[neece]

Is that the path that pee travels when it exits the body? Urethra?

Oh sorry, I meant "Eureka!" :dance:

[Torqaholic]

I don't believe you. :D

Now you're getting smart :D

Let me know when you figure out why there are 4 holes in license plates but only 2 in the bumper... I'm guessing that's in case the law changes and we are required to mount them upside down?

[Blademaker]

Oh sorry, I meant "Eureka!" :dance:

Insert blonde joke here......:D

[neece]

Now you're getting smart :D

Let me know when you figure out why there are 4 holes in license plates but only 2 in the bumper... I'm guessing that's in case the law changes and we are required to mount them upside down?

Well I am sure it is because a man designed it.:kimblair::leaving:

[neece]

Insert blonde joke here......:D

Compliments of Kelli Bundy.:hurray:

[Blademaker]

Compliments of Kelli Bundy.:hurray:

:rofl:

[pappytinker]

Now you're getting smart :D

Let me know when you figure out why there are 4 holes in license plates but only 2 in the bumper... I'm guessing that's in case the law changes and we are required to mount them upside down?

Because on some vehicles have to use the bottom holes, on some vehicles have to use the top holes and some vehicles use all four of the holes.

[Torqaholic]

Use all the holes eh?

Looks like Neece was right :rofl:

[oyealiz]

Compliments of Kelli Bundy.:hurray:

:yesnod:

:lol:

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don't think you mean "Topeka."
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!


and more...

The Daily Insult: The Wisdom of Kelly Bundy, from the TV Show, Married with Childen (http://thedailyinsult.blogspot.com/2007/06/wisdom-of-kelly-bundy-from-tv-show.html)

[Blademaker]

:yesnod:

:lol:

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don't think you mean "Topeka."
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!


and more...

The Daily Insult: The Wisdom of Kelly Bundy, from the TV Show, Married with Childen (http://thedailyinsult.blogspot.com/2007/06/wisdom-of-kelly-bundy-from-tv-show.html)

:rofl:

[Loco Vette]

Oh sorry, I meant "Eureka!" :dance:
'
Well, you don't smella so dang good yourself!

[Yamma]

I've had a few recently.....

[Nox]

Do you get them often? I do.....and no, not because I am slow,:lol: I just don't always pay attention. I love it when I can say "Aha.....eurethra!" :D

No. You know there is medication you can take so you don't get them very often, right?

[Olustee bus]

I had one today. I was building a wine bottle rack in my cellar yesterday. Fretting over 1/8th inches, level, square and all that. It was made of 2x4's reaching from floor to ceiling. I spent hours trying to get it all straight.


Then, I had the epiphany that, hell, I got lots of space to play with on the racks so I just put the damn thing together and then worried about level and such. So really I just said "piss on it"! After I finished I made a few tweeks and "Aha.....eurethra!" IT worked out.

Is that kinda like what you were talking about. I can relate.

[neece]

No. You know there is medication you can take so you don't get them very often, right?

Lol, no, but I wouldn't take it anyway. The rare occasion that an antibiotic is necessary is the only time I medicate myself.....I am like a cat trying to take a pill. Besides, I like my "aha" moments and problem solving.

[neece]

I had one today. I was building a wine bottle rack in my cellar yesterday. Fretting over 1/8th inches, level, square and all that. It was made of 2x4's reaching from floor to ceiling. I spent hours trying to get it all straight.


Then, I had the epiphany that, hell, I got lots of space to play with on the racks so I just put the damn thing together and then worried about level and such. So really I just said "piss on it"! After I finished I made a few tweeks and "Aha.....eurethra!" IT worked out.

Is that kinda like what you were talking about. I can relate.


Aha!:seasix:

[oyealiz]

I've had a few recently.....

Good, bad or indifferent?

[04 commemorative]

get em on the toilet

[neece]

Good, bad or indifferent?

I had a very profound one several years ago on my way home from Birmingham. It really changed my thinking.:yesnod: Unfortunately, it is too private to share here. :lol::leaving:

[neece]

Kelly Bundy is that you?

What u talkin' bout Willis? I missed graduating Summa Cum Laude by a nose hair.:dance:

[onedef92]

Compliments of Kelli Bundy.:hurray:


She's hilarious on NBC's "Up All Night" and shit, too. :hurray:

[04 commemorative]

What....all I saw was...cum...nose hair...:rofl:

[neece]

She's hilarious on NBC's "Up All Night" and shit, too. :hurray:

I really like her. I think she is a wonderful actress and turned out to be a beautiful woman.:yesnod:

[neece]

What....all I saw was...cum...nose hair...:rofl:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sOnKY2Xwog8/SjvKwYxz2MI/AAAAAAAABKM/rzv1Ni02i_Q/s320/homer_doh.jpg

[onedef92]

I really like her. I think she is a wonderful actress and turned out to be a beautiful woman.:yesnod:


Yeah, Theresa and I like her, too. Love her attitude and outlook on her 2008 double mastectomy. :seasix:

"It doesn't feel the same, and it's hard to carry your purse," she says. "I cry at least once a day about it because it's hard to overlook it when you're standing there in the mirror. When you look down, it's the first thing you see... So you're reminded constantly of this thing -- this cancer thing that you had."

On the bright side, Christina says she won't have to wear a bra ever again. She also feels victorious in the fight against breast cancer. "I have taken a very progressive stance in the rest of my life," she says. "For that, I'm really grateful."

[NB2K]

Yeah, Theresa and I like her, too. Love her attitude and outlook on her 2008 double mastectomy. :seasix:

"It doesn't feel the same, and it's hard to carry your purse," she says. "I cry at least once a day about it because it's hard to overlook it when you're standing there in the mirror. When you look down, it's the first thing you see... So you're reminded constantly of this thing -- this cancer thing that you had."

On the bright side, Christina says she won't have to wear a bra ever again. She also feels victorious in the fight against breast cancer. "I have taken a very progressive stance in the rest of my life," she says. "For that, I'm really grateful."

Brave woman indeed.

I have a friend who just went through that.

[onedef92]

Brave woman indeed.

I have a friend who just went through that.


http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh529/slrblondie/Yestheyrefake.jpg

[onedef92]

I figured she would go for some after market bolt-ons.


Me, too. Goodness knows she can afford 'em. Still, there's a lot to be said for a person who is comfortable with their body regardless of their circumstances.

[neece]

Yeah, Theresa and I like her, too. Love her attitude and outlook on her 2008 double mastectomy. :seasix:

"It doesn't feel the same, and it's hard to carry your purse," she says. "I cry at least once a day about it because it's hard to overlook it when you're standing there in the mirror. When you look down, it's the first thing you see... So you're reminded constantly of this thing -- this cancer thing that you had."

On the bright side, Christina says she won't have to wear a bra ever again. She also feels victorious in the fight against breast cancer. "I have taken a very progressive stance in the rest of my life," she says. "For that, I'm really grateful."

She's a cool lady. My friend and neighbor was 61 a couple of years ago when she had a double mastectomy. She opted not to get reconstructive surgery because she said she didn't need them anymore.:hurray:

[neece]

I figured she would go for some after market bolt-ons.

Me too, seeing how image is so important in her line of work. Guess she had an epiphany that her's were pretty much perfect, so why settle for second best. :lol:

My SIL had breast cancer at age 23 and a mastectomy. She had the other one removed a few years later and saline implants. About 6 months ago she had swelling in one and found out it was leaking, so she had surgery to remove them, and replace them. To each their own I suppose, but at her age, 45, I don't see the point in going through all that trouble again. But who am I to say what is right for someone else. :seasix:

[onedef92]

To each their own I suppose, but at her age, 45, I don't see the point in going through all that trouble again.

The majority of women I've talked to about about their breasts (one of my life's simple pleasures, you see) :D say they're an important part of their feminine identity.

[neece]

To each their own I suppose, but at her age, 45, I don't see the point in going through all that trouble again.

The majority of women I've talked to about about their breasts (one of my life's simple pleasures, you see) :D say they're an important part of their feminine identity.

Well I've never had them and I have always felt feminine.:lol:

:dance:

[kingpin]

Well I've never had them and I have always felt feminine.:lol:

:dance:

You sure look feminine. :yesnod:

Although there is another thread here somewhere where he/she looks feminine but isn't exactly rid of the bowl of fruit.

[neece]

You sure look feminine. :yesnod:

Although there is another thread here somewhere where he/she looks feminine but isn't exactly rid of the bowl of fruit.

Oh, questioning my gender, eh? That's okay, I find you to be a big ol' *****. :yesnod::rofl:

[kingpin]

Oh, questioning my gender, eh? That's okay, I find you to be a big ol' *****. :yesnod::rofl:

Way to twist my words around. :slap:

You are what you eat right. :D

[ApexOversteer]

Oh... sorry, thought this was about Chinese knock-off guitars.

[neece]

Way to twist my words around. :slap:

You are what you eat right. :D

You eat penis?:rofl:


:kimblair::D

[kingpin]

So :slap:
that :kick:
explains :issues:
why :slap:
you're :kick:
a :issues:
little :slap:
prick.:kick:
:D:issues:

I broke it down for you so it's easy to understand.
:yesnod:

[kingpin]

You eat puzzy?:rofl:


:kimblair::D

So this is what I get for calling you a hottie. :sadangel:

[neece]

So this is what I get for calling you a hottie. :sadangel:

Oh, I must have missed something, I thought you called me a he/she.:lol:

You shouldn't be so sensitive.:cert:

[kingpin]

Oh, I must have missed something, I thought you called me a he/she.:lol:

No. :rofl:

You shouldn't be so sensitive.:cert:
I had a feeling there was a misunderstanding.

I was talking aboot this thread.
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/31925-miss-universe-canada-ruh-roh.html

[neece]

No. :rofl:


I had a feeling there was a misunderstanding.

I was talking aboot this thread.
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/31925-miss-universe-canada-ruh-roh.html

Yes, I knew all that.:lol: I am just yanking your pigtails. I teased someone else here recently and got the bird. haha. No worries!

[CP]

Eurethra?

Eurethra Franklin??

[04 commemorative]

Eurethra Franklin??

President of the "I shouldn't Sing Anymore Club"

[onedef92]

Well I've never had them and I have always felt feminine.

You've got 'em, Neece. A to DDD's they're still mammary glands. :seasix:

[04 commemorative]

still fun bags

[onedef92]

still fun bags

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk9/pwchongo/Demotivators/FunBags.jpg

I sense a VBOT titty tangent coming on.....

[neece]

Well I've never had them and I have always felt feminine.

You've got 'em, Neece. A to DDD's they're still mammary glands. :seasix:

True. I joke only because the importance society in general places on them. I accept and love my NB's.:lol: Coincidentally, I have to take me and my MIL to have our yearly mammograms this afternoon. Save the tatas!

[onedef92]

True. I joke only because the importance society in general places on them. I accept and love my NB's.:lol: Coincidentally, I have to take me and my MIL to have our yearly mammograms this afternoon. Save the tatas!


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/lindsaylu716/savethetatas.jpg

I joke only because the importance society in general places on them.

They are important. That ain't no joke. :D

NB's = natural boobs? :confused5:

[Thud]

Do you get them often? I do.....and no, not because I am slow,:lol: I just don't always pay attention. I love it when I can say "Aha.....eurethra!" :D

That's not "epiphany" but "I pee funny."

[Butterfly71]

Everyone loves boobies. They are happy, bouncy and easily showcased.

Love my ta ta's

[onedef92]

Everyone loves boobies. They are happy, bouncy and easily showcased.

Love my ta ta's

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/breastfeeding1.jpg

Many of us (myself included) got it honest....from birth. :D

[neece]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/lindsaylu716/savethetatas.jpg

I joke only because the importance society in general places on them.

They are important. That ain't no joke. :D

NB's = natural boobs? :confused5:


Nearly B's :dance:

Hey, I taught the boob man something! :D

[neece]

That's not "epiphany" but "I pee funny."

:lol:

[neece]

Everyone loves boobies. They are happy, bouncy and easily showcased.

Love my ta ta's

:hurray: but I have seen some that don't look too happy, lol. The lady who gave me my mammogram said she sees more women with reductions than implants. I guess too much of a good thing isn't always good, poor ladies.

[onedef92]

Nearly B's :dance:

Hey, I taught the boob man something! :D

You never get too old to learn, Neece. :)

[neece]

You never get too old to learn, Neece. :)

and sh!t....:cert:

[onedef92]

and sh!t....:cert:


Perzactly! (and shit). :cert:

[Butterfly71]

:hurray: but I have seen some that don't look too happy, lol. The lady who gave me my mammogram said she sees more women with reductions than implants. I guess too much of a good thing isn't always good, poor ladies.

I've seen some that looked like they would benefit from a piercing and then a chain around the neck to ratchet them up into position lol

[neece]

I've seen some that looked like they would benefit from a piercing and then a chain around the neck to ratchet them up into position lol

:rofl:

[onedef92]

I've seen some that looked like they would benefit from a piercing and then a chain around the neck to ratchet them up into position lol


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/rack-opinion-giant-rack-opion-demotivational-poster-1265124623.jpg