Isn't It Ironic!

[Norm]

The food stamp program, under the United States Department of Agriculture,
is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the United States Park Service asks us to "please do not feed the animals"
because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

Just Sayin'.

[Rotorhead]

Good one. When someone feeds a gator, they are euthanized.

[OddBall]

Solution: Move the food stamp program to the Parks service.

[78SA]

Sounds right. :shots:

[Fasglas]

Solution: Move the food stamp program to the Parks service.

Excellent idea.
:seasix::seasix::seasix:

[CertInsaneC5]

Solution: Move the food stamp program to the Parks service.

Better yet. Move it to the animal control department. :seasix:

[Doug28450]

Good one. When someone feeds a gator, they are euthanized.

Which is euthanized, the gator or the person?

[Flatbush Harry]

Solution: Move the food stamp program to the Parks service.

Extended solution: Have the alligators distribute the coupons.

:shots:

yaHrr