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Mike Mercury
03-23-2012, 2:51pm
(pointing into a crowd), "doesn't that man look just like Chris Hansen?"



http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/chris%20hansen%20tilt.jpg






Go !






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Knooger
03-23-2012, 3:01pm
"Oh, that's just an Internet cam my dad keeps in here."
kingpin
03-23-2012, 3:20pm
:skep:
73sbVert
03-23-2012, 4:03pm
"Oh! Hi daddy"

or

"Daddy's dick is bigger than that!"





:leaving:
kylebuck
03-23-2012, 4:05pm
My dads a cop....
Mike Mercury
03-23-2012, 4:55pm
"I know how to get pregnant with a used condom"
Knooger
03-23-2012, 5:00pm
"It's fun getting men to go to prison for statutory rape."
GS Ragtop
03-23-2012, 5:07pm
So I was talking to my friends and we all think it would be neat to have babies.

[Actually happened to my friend's son - 5 of the 8 friends girls got pregnant when they were 15. :slap:]
DAB
03-23-2012, 5:11pm
ooh, you drive a C4?!
lspencer534
03-23-2012, 5:29pm
ooh, you drive a C4?!

:rofl:
DAB
03-23-2012, 5:32pm
neat, you have a 'Member's Only' jacket, i saw one last week in the museum.
kylebuck
03-23-2012, 5:50pm
neat, you have a 'Member's Only' jacket, i saw one last week in the museum.

What was life like before the Internet?
kingpin
03-23-2012, 6:02pm
" I hated that show Mr. Rogers didn't you?"

her: what's Mr. Roger's?
Meeko87
03-23-2012, 6:19pm
"what me Goatse"
C5Nate
03-23-2012, 6:50pm
My Daddy the Navy Seal and CIA agent wants to meet you.
kylebuck
03-23-2012, 7:59pm
My Daddy the Navy Seal and CIA agent wants to meet you.

Nox????
Blue 92
03-23-2012, 8:06pm
Where did you get that stupid derr head.
Butterfly71
03-24-2012, 7:40am
Where did you get that stupid derr head.

Blue 92! :kimblair:
VITE1
03-24-2012, 7:45am
"You remind me of my Grandpa"
04 commemorative
03-24-2012, 8:48am
"You remind me of my Grandpa"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Low12s
03-24-2012, 12:20pm
ooh, you drive a C4?!

:rofl:hehehehe :rofl: hehehehe
Low12s
03-24-2012, 12:21pm
I went through your wallet, while you were asleep. Let's talk Business.
Blue 92
03-24-2012, 7:10pm
Blue 92! :kimblair:

:kimblair: Flutterby
Mike Mercury
03-24-2012, 7:14pm
" I met a friend of yours online today; I thought you weren't married ???"
Milton Fox
03-24-2012, 7:43pm
"Will you take me to prom?"
Yamma
03-24-2012, 9:52pm
Why am I not surprised by who started this thread?
NEED-A-VETTE
03-24-2012, 11:28pm
Nox????

Well, we never did have any issues with my daughter bringing home shady people. :lol: The child was too used to seeing "people who don't exist" around the house...she knew better than to have any unsavory associations. :D
Rotorhead
03-25-2012, 7:43am
"Can you take me to school in the morning?"
bsmith
03-25-2012, 1:36pm
creepy thread...even for this place.