5 questions a man doesn't want to hear from a dead woman... [Archive]

island14

03-23-2012, 12:20pm

What would they be? :bilmem:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/31823-mortal-sin-funeral-home-employee-arrested-allegedly-molesting-corpse.html

onedef92

03-23-2012, 12:29pm

No. 1 "That didn't get on you, too, did it?"

island14

03-23-2012, 12:35pm

Well..

One thing I don't think she would say is NO! I have a headache :lol:

onedef92

03-23-2012, 12:35pm

Well..

One thing I don't think she would say is NO! I have a headache :lol:

If she does, that mofo better run like hell! :ohnoes:

island14

03-23-2012, 12:43pm

Ima going to wait for Knoogers advice on this one.. I lack experience

nhlgopens

03-23-2012, 12:54pm

And she still doesn't swallow...

kingpin

03-23-2012, 1:01pm

"If you want me to swallow you have to go down on me first."

:hide:

island14

03-23-2012, 1:05pm

And she still doesn't swallow...

Just dump it in her neck? :bilmem:

VatorMan

03-23-2012, 1:09pm

When you get the urge to crack open a cold one.....

island14

03-23-2012, 1:11pm

"If you want me to swallow you have to go down on me first."

:hide:

Janis Joplin - Down On Me ('67).mpg - YouTube

island14

03-23-2012, 1:12pm

When you get the urge to crack open a cold one.....

:rofl:

ApexOversteer

03-23-2012, 1:12pm

5. "Does this casket make me look fat?"

4. "Cremated? Do I embarrass you?"

3. "Brains?"

2. "Is it in yet?"

1. "No, really... is it in?"

'77Babe

03-23-2012, 1:17pm

If she's dead you don't want to hear any questions, period.

island14

03-23-2012, 1:18pm

Got a condom?

Why would you care? she is already dead.. DUH!

island14

03-23-2012, 1:22pm

If she's dead you don't want to hear any questions, period.

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Period.jpg

island14

03-23-2012, 1:24pm

5. "Does this casket make me look fat?"

4. "Cremated? Do I embarrass you?"

3. "Brains?"

2. "Is it in yet?"

1. "No, really... is it in?"

:lol:

'77Babe

03-23-2012, 1:33pm

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Period.jpg

:sadangel:

CertInsaneC5

03-23-2012, 1:34pm

You sick bastages. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

island14

03-23-2012, 1:44pm

You sick bastages. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thought we wasn't? :lol:

island14

03-23-2012, 2:16pm

I thought it was questions you didn't want her asking.

I wouldn't want a dead chick asking me to put on a rubber.

Would be embarrassing..

Just tell her to shut up :lol:

boracayjohnny

03-23-2012, 2:21pm

When you get the urge to crack open a cold one.....

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Period.jpg

:rofl::lol:

kingpin

03-23-2012, 2:49pm

Would you mind holding my eyelids open so I can watch?

BADRACR1

03-23-2012, 4:44pm

Would you mind holding my eyelids open so I can watch?

:rofl:

BADRACR1

03-23-2012, 4:45pm

Just dump it in her neck? :bilmem:

:rofl::slap: