The Monday Afternoon Puzzle...for blondes

[lspencer534]

:dance:

The real meaning of MPH - YouTube

[RedLS1GTO]

Wow. Just... wow.

Good thing she's pretty hot.

[Kevin_73]

That bonehead would probably argue with a brick wall. :crazy:

[kingpin]

I see a divorce in their future. :rofl:

[Defib1961]

Poor thing, maybe she has nice boobs. That will make up for lack of intelligence.

[Datawiz]

:rofl:

[Madmikeee]

I really hope that this was either staged or that she is an absolute GENIUS in bed.

[onedef92]

Poor thing, maybe she has nice boobs. That will make up for lack of intelligence.


Saw a quick pan. They're not ripe and substantial at all. :sad:

[MEC5LADY]

I doubt she is smart enough to realize he is making fun of her even if she saw this video. Dear God please don't let her breed we have enough idiots on this rock.

[Flatbush Harry]

The next question, Chelse, is how long does it take you to suck a golf ball through 65 feet of garden hose? (Answer. "Not long at all!)

:rofl::rofl:

Hayrr

[Blademaker]

I got through 2 minutes of that bullshit.......Nobody's that stupid.......I hope.

[Aerovette]

I think she would have been walking withing a few minutes.:yesnod:

[NB2K]

Junior there oughta be glad he's got a spiffy little unit like that.

Hint: embarrassing your wife on youtube is not a good method of securing future trim or of getting that three-way w/ her hot friend.:D

[onedef92]

Junior there oughta be glad he's got a spiffy little unit like that.

Hint: embarrassing your wife on youtube is not a good method of securing future trim or of getting that three-way w/ her hot friend.:D

She's probably not bright enough to access a computer, let alone a YouTube account. :D

[mrvette]

She is a liberal, and a lawyer....


CASE CLOSED!!!!!:dance::lol::cert:

[themonk]

Typical.

[Madmikeee]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61FGXJ8V75L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[NB2K]

She's probably not bright enough to access a computer, let alone a YouTube account. :D

"and that's a good thing...":rofl:

[onedef92]

"and that's a good thing...":rofl:

Even if her friends showed it to her, she'd be too fascinated by their images to care. "Oooooh, how'd you get us in there and shit?' :rofl:

[xXBUDXx]

:skep:

If she is of average intell............Intill.........Intely...........smarts, I'm a rocket surgeon. :leaving:

[DAB]

He married her on purpose??

[syf350]

lets hope she doesnt vote:leaving:

[OddBall]

Dumb as a stump or not, he sure as hell doesn't respect her.

[lspencer534]

Dumb as a stump or not, he sure as hell doesn't respect her.

I wonder if she even knows that.

[Chris Fowler]

God...I've gotta send that to my sister.

If that had been her in the video I really wouldn't have been shocked. :rofl:

[OddBall]

I wonder if she even knows that.

not a chance

[khblair]

o...m....g...

thats amazing

[onedef92]

He married her on purpose??

Maybe she's a loaded trust fund baby? :confused5:

[Sea Six]

I think the whole thing was staged.

[onedef92]

I think the whole thing was staged.

You can't fake the look in her eyes. She's a mental midget, I'll bet the farm...

[Cybercowboy]

You can't fake the look in her eyes. She's a mental midget, I'll bet the farm...

Absolutely. She is really just that dense. It might be OK for the first few years but eventually somebody that frickin' stupid will wear you right out.

[onedef92]

Absolutely. She is really just that dense. It might be OK for the first few years but eventually somebody that frickin' stupid will wear you right out.

I knew a girl (a dormitory R.A.) that dingy in college. She experienced brain lock-up simply by standing in front of a vending machine.

She would stammer, "This.................is..........a...........major.......decision.......(and............shit)" while staring mindlessly at the selections in front of her.

[vtelvr]

I got through 2 minutes of that bullshit.......Nobody's that stupid.......I hope.

Ah, but that is where you would be wrong, my friend.

My neighbor, 20y/o, turns all of the breakers and even the MAIN breaker in her junction box off then back on when a bad storm rolled through last fall. She came over to get me to flip the main one back on. I walked her outside and said listen...she said, to what? And I then responded, to the silence. There were no heat pumps running, and no other noises outside. I then pointed to the street lights, which were not on, and said we have ALL lost power. Nothing you, or your breaker box can do will fix that if the lines are down outside the neighborhood. She said, Oh. I thought it was just me. When the lights wouldn't come on, I thought it was the panel and something had turned off....

Yes, they breed and vote, and even drive cars. Its a dangerous world!

[04 commemorative]

Holy Crap....but she is pretty,has nice teeth & lips.....bet the hooters are really nice and I'm gonna go with groomed......she can stay.

[lspencer534]

I couldn't live with her either, but consider the good points: She's got to be easy to entertain. She might just be that crazy in bed. I'll bet she isn't materialistic. You could probably talk her and her friend Heather into a threesome (Heather's gotta be just as dumb as she is--otherwise, how could they be friends?). And she might have money.

But, unless she had all those things, no deal!

[Wathen1955]

UPDATE:

Utah Husband Posts Video of Wife Stumped by MPH Math: Is He in the Dog House? | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo! (http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/utah-husband-posts-video-wife-stumped-mph-math-115935562--abc-news.html)

If you're traveling 80 miles per hour, how long does it take you to go 80 miles?

That's the relatively simple math question Travis Chambers posed to wife Chelsea on a road trip from Logan, Utah, to Boise, Idaho, to visit her family while his camera was rolling.

Her husband posted the video on YouTube, titling it, "The real meaning of MPH," where her muddled math has unexpectedly racked up more than 3.5 million views.

"I don't know. Because if I run the mile in like 9 minutes, then, I mean but that's when I'm out of shape," she says in the video. "When I'm really in shape it's like 7 minutes … and that takes me a mile. And we're going 80 miles. And I'm running 10 mph, if that."

Using her own running speed as a basis, and taking into account the tire speed, weight of the car, and whether it's a stick or an automatic, she uses roundabout logic to come up with an educated guess.

"It's got to take like 58 minutes or something," she says, not too far off from the correct answer of 60 minutes.

"Think about 80 miles per hour," her husband says, teasing her as he keeps making faces to the camera. "So how long does it take me to go 80 miles if I'm going 80 miles per hour."

"You are driving faster than a minute a mile," she says to him. "I would whack 80 in half and that's 40."

His teasing continues: "Think about the term MPH. So if I say I'm driving 80 MPH."

"I make sense, you do not make sense," she tells him. "You don't even know the answer."

There's a moment toward the end of the video where she asks him to stop filming. Finally, he relents and tells her the answer: "The answer is 1 hour. Your guess was close."

Travis Chambers told " Good Morning America" he made with video with no malicious intent and that it was nothing more than "affectionate teasing."

"I asked the question and she started answering and I said, 'I have to film this. Her family is going to think this is so funny,'" he explained today. "It was just so funny to me. We were just kind of goofing off, driving home. I think it looks a little worse than it was. …We tease and joke a lot.

The couple, who are both students at Utah State University in Logan, got married in August and the math problem brain freeze happened just before Christmas. He posted the video on YouTube back in December to share with their family and friends. The video had been sitting there, undiscovered for months, and neither one of them expected it to go viral.

"I honestly had no clue what to think," she said about finding out millions had watched her video. "At first I was shocked and then really mad. … Definitely, it was a roller coaster for a while. My emotions were pretty intense."

What YouTubers didn't see, they say, is that Chelsea had been up all night studying for finals the night before and that her brain was completely fried. Plus, they had no radio on the boring car ride to visit her family in Boise and had to keep one another entertained.

Along with millions of views, the video has racked up a lot of comments, with many wondering whether the husband is in hot water with his spouse.

"I was like, 'How could you do this to me?' I was pretty upset, but I realize that our marriage is deeper than that. I can't let this little thing affect how I feel about my husband," she said. "I love him and our relationship has just kind of grown from this."

Her husband does apologize though for any hurt he might have caused his spouse.

"I definitely do apologize to Chelsea for teasing a little bit," he said today. "I'm sorry for the emotional roller coaster it's put you through. I am glad that you are understanding and such a sweet wife and that we are doing well."

[pappytinker]

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Travis Chambers.

Too slow